"Lemon. Wet. Good."

[babylonsister]

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/07/05/quote_of_the_day.html


Quote of the Day

"Lemon. Wet. Good."

-- Mitt Romney, quoted by ABC News, when asked how a glass of lemonade tasted.

[jberryhill]

1. His programming is awful relative to food items

Didn't know what a donut was.

Insulted a plate of cookies.

Doesn't quite understand what "fudge" is about...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Makes sense. Droids don't actually eat

and if they aren't programmed correctly they aren't going to be able to process food-related data very well.

The processor from a used Automat could be installed in him and it would be an improvement.

[backscatter712]

3. I keep telling people, he's a Cylon!

We could have a frakking skinjob for a president!

[struggle4progress]

4. ... “Get out and vote next year,

this November, I mean!” said Romney ...
Jul 4, 2012 2:24pm
Romney, Family in Tow, Steals the Show at the Wolfeboro Parade
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/07/romney-family-in-tow-steals-the-show-at-the-wolfeboro-parade/

[monmouth]

10. Noted he was with his wife, five sons and grandchildren. The daughters-in-law are what,

chopped liver? I bet they hate him....LOL. Especially the one he tripped in one of their "Olympic" events.

[Snotcicles]

5. He stumbled around for a bit trying to come up with a lie. nt

[FSogol]

6. I think he goes by "Mitt" so no one sees "Bizarro" before his name.

Him against a plan before he is for it.

[Wait Wut]

7. What is up with the "gotcha" questions?

Like asking Sarah Palin if she can read.

[Gregorian]

8. Iran. Bad. Bomb.

You mean we can't do any better than this for the most powerful position on earth!

God help us.

[LiberalEsto]

9. "Wet lemon" is a good way to describe rMoney

don't you think?

[demwing]

11. You forgot the "DZZZT" noise

"Lemon dzzt Wet dzzt Good."

[tanyev]

12. I guess that's marginally better than "yellow, um, uh, yellow beverage"

[surrealAmerican]

13. Is there anything this man CAN ad-lib about ...

... without sounding like a poor simulation of a human being?


Even if his actual thought was, "this tastes horrible", he ought to have been able to come up with something coherent and non-insulting to say. How are we supposed to believe he will be able to talk with other world leaders, if he can't handle even a simple exchange like this?

[awoke_in_2003]

14. this was followed by...

"Rain. Wet. Bad"

[madinmaryland]

15. Mitt "fucking" Headroom.

What a fucking idiot.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. I knew he reminded me of somebody...

[madinmaryland]

17. Do you mind if I grab that pic!!

That's a classic!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. It's not mine - found it in google images.

It deserves widespread distribution.

[DesertRat]

19. Were the lemon trees the right height?