Re-write this T-Shirt!

[OmahaBlueDog]

If you haven't seen this, ads for this T-shirt are making the rounds on Facebook.

So...I thought we at DU could have a little fun (and DUers who have Zazzle or Cafe Press accounts could create some products).

The challenge: re-write this shirt to make it a little more accurate.

For example: Government Didn't Build My Business, But the SBA Loan Didn't Hurt

or

Government Didn't Build My Business, $7 Per Hour Workers Did

[Brigid]

1. I like #2.

But with a twist:

Low-Wage Workers Built Your Business

[sakabatou]

2. Except for X, Y & Z

Government loans
Business school
Friends
Family
Fellow workers
etc.

[grantcart]

3. or you can do it the other way around

"Government didn't build the Grand Coulee Dam,

they are elaborate relics left by ancient peoples"



And the rural population whose economic lives are dependent on the cheap electricity, the great recreational lake and all of the other tremendous benefits despise the federal government which has transformed an arid wasteland into a beautiful productive area.