Great Paul Ryan tweets from ‏@jhlinko

[eridani]

Paul Ryan update: Turns out he did not win the gold in swimming, he confused himself with Ryan Lochte. #HonestMistake

Another Paul Ryan update: Turns out he never co-starred in a film with Billy Crystal. Confused himself with Meg Ryan. #RyanLyin

Update on Paul Ryan: Turns out he does NOT have 5,714 strikeouts. He confused himself with Nolan Ryan

[Zambero]

1. And he didn't star in a blockbuster movie with his daughter

That was Ryan Oneal.

[left on green only]

2. For a second there, I thought you were going to say.......

that was clint eastwood.