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Related: About this forumRomney’s Wife to Stand Next to Him at Debates
POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)In a move that some political observers are calling unprecedented, the Romney campaign today officially requested that Ann Romney be permitted to stand next to her husband during his three scheduled debates with President Obama.
While the request drew immediate howls of protest from the Obama campaign, Mrs. Romney issued an official statement claiming that she was not trying to give her husband an unfair advantage.
I want to stand next to Mitt for my benefit, not his, Mrs. Romneys statement read. Mitt is so human and so warm, I cant imagine being away from his warm humanity for as long as two hours. Thats how warm a human he is. Really warm and really human.
But Mrs. Romneys statement doesnt pass the smell test, says University of Minnesota political science professor Davis Logsdon, who studied the Romneys Sunday appearance on NBCs Meet the Press and noticed Mrs. Romney emitting a series of barely detectable signals and cues.
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BeyondGeography
(39,346 posts)Warpy
(111,141 posts)when Karen Hughes wasn't allowed on the stage prompting him.
Use an earpiece.
FirstLight
(13,355 posts)Please tell me this is supposed to be a joke....
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)had an article about giving up, because they just can't make shit up anymore that is stranger than reality.
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)BenzoDia
(1,010 posts)Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Motherfucking Poe's Law, man... This sounded exactly like what Ann would say:
This campaign is killing satire.
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,392 posts)I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if Romney had made such a demand. I really wouldn't have.
Cha
(296,844 posts)that he's human.
CitizenPatriot
(3,783 posts)because there wasn't an ounce of self pity in it. "How dare you silly people not see how warm Mitt is" would have snared me.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Last edited Tue Sep 11, 2012, 01:29 AM - Edit history (1)
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Drale
(7,932 posts)I wonder if she's trying to convince herself or America that he is indeed human
lumpy
(13,704 posts)who would want his wife holding his hand while he tries to convince an audience that he is qualified to lead... anything. It simply can't be that she is so dependant on him that she can't do without his extraordinary "warmth". Can you imagine Mrs. Romney hovering around hubby in the Oval office or during an important senate meeting ? Good God allmighty !
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Again.
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)it is Mittens! And the Repukes! And the, PANIC mentality.
What a freak show he is...
Cooley Hurd
(26,877 posts)Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)hollysmom
(5,946 posts)hollysmom
(5,946 posts)ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)hollysmom
(5,946 posts)As the GOP presidential debates dotting the primary calendar appear to have slowed, Ann Romney offered a suggestion Saturday to combat debate fatigue.
Let her take the stage.
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"If we're going to do another debate, he's going to sit in the audience and watch me. And that'll be it," she joked of her husband during remarks to an audience of roughly 1,500 people at an Americans for Prosperity forum in Troy, Michigan.
karynnj
(59,498 posts)That would be a complete mismatch!
Downwinder
(12,869 posts)MatthewStLouis
(904 posts)And when Queen Ann isn't around, does anybody ever see her anywhere else? Hmmm. Perhaps she's up in the rafters pulling strings...
And judging from all the lies he tells, I'd bet he is going to have to remain a wooden puppet!
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...in case those cowlicks act up again.
Brylcreem - a little dab'll do ya!
Brylcreem - you'll look so debonair!
Brylcreem - the girl's will all pursue ya!!!!
They'll love to get their fingers in your (Swiss bank accounts) hair!!!!
- K&R
Brigid
(17,621 posts)That any Romney-related satire, no matter how ridiculous, always sounds so eerily plausible?
lumpy
(13,704 posts)I really thought it plausable.
CTyankee
(63,889 posts)like with that Stephanie Cutter parody. I could have SWORN that was her!
That was embarrassing...
gordianot
(15,233 posts)Why not have a debate between voters picked at random? It would make sense as much as anything Republicans have done this year.
MFM008
(19,803 posts)from the Onion or something. OMG. My brain just siezed up thinking about this one.
niyad
(113,055 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,783 posts)she had a big pile of fresh shit next to her. It would emanate enough heat to warm the cold twit's heart. And she wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Do we have a "sarcasm sarcasm" tag?
fun n serious
(4,451 posts)Mitt can't think for himself and wants to be POTUS.
man4allcats
(4,026 posts)I guess it would come down to Mitt needing his wife/Mama to back him up. What a clown! Ike would turn over in his grave at what the ReThugs are coming up with for candidates these days.
Speck Tater
(10,618 posts)Show the whole world that he doesn't have the courage to stand up there on his own. I say let him make an ass of himself. People will just laugh at him for it.
liberal N proud
(60,332 posts)Another reason he should not be President. He needs take care of poor Ann.
fun n serious
(4,451 posts)Dyedinthewoolliberal
(15,546 posts)I can see her now, telling Mitt "Let me answer this one"
His warm humanity................now if that's not a phrase the comedy writers can have fun with there isn't one......... :O)
lumpy
(13,704 posts)n
lillypaddle
(9,580 posts)I hope so. Sheesh.
Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)Almost the same thing.
These days, you have to actually check to see if it's satire or not.
sakabatou
(42,136 posts)lillypaddle
(9,580 posts)Maybe I'm slower than most, but I wish people would state "satire" in the headline. I almost found that completely believable.
Kteachums
(331 posts)Tee, hee, then Obama should bring his wife and daughters.
2on2u
(1,843 posts)aletier_v
(1,773 posts)Maybe there's something to that "brain damage" rumor, after all.
How can this possibly help his campaign?
It shrieks "weakness" to the world.
eShirl
(18,479 posts)azurnoir
(45,850 posts)Ann Rmoney and Michelle Obama it could be a first and really worth watching, Michelle could let Ann pick the subject and would still mop up the stage with Ann as the mop
I'll even PAY MONEY to see that...LOL!!!
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)sakabatou
(42,136 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,375 posts)Faux pas
(14,644 posts)Iggo
(47,534 posts)outsideworld
(601 posts)Its a scary thing that all these satire's are really not so far off from believing
gkhouston
(21,642 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)Including me.
It dawned on me the reason Borowitz nailed it with Ryan's claim to have shot bin Laden is because 1. Lyin' Ryan is such a pants on fire liar it was only a matter of time before he made the claim. Borowitz just beat him to it. and 2. We already know who killed bin Laden.
Monk06
(7,675 posts)bullshit regarding the debates.