9 Amazing Songs That It Is Probably Impossible To Have Sex To

[ismnotwasm]

Roosh’s Return of Kings blog recently posted a list of “7 Brilliant Songs To Make Love To,” to help all the would-be Romeos (and possible rapists) who read his blog to more easily manipulate drunk women into bed.

I would like to provide a somewhat more whimsical service to readers here of all genders. So here are 9 Amazing Songs That It Is Probably Impossible To Have Sex To (Unless You Have Them Playing At Extremely Low Volume).

http://manboobz.com/2013/06/08/9-amazing-songs-that-it-is-probably-impossible-to-have-sex-to-unless-you-have-them-playing-at-extremely-low-volume/

(Listen at your own risk)

[ZombieHorde]

1. No way! Throbbing Gristle is very romantic! nt

[ismnotwasm]

2. Heh!

Just the name alone....

[ZombieHorde]

3. Exactly! nt

[BainsBane]

5. I look forward to seeing pictures of the Zombie wedding

[BainsBane]

4. Add anything by Barry Manilow

[Warpy]

6. Add Jonathan and Darlene Edwards

You had to read all the way through the sleeve notes to realize what was going on. My dad didn't do that and picked apart the turntable to figure out what had gone so wrong.

I didn't have the heart (or courage) to tell him.

[ismnotwasm]

7. Oh that's so funny

And cute

[Warpy]

8. They put out several albums

My mother used to play them at the end of their Annual Holiday Brawl to convince people they'd had enough and it was time to go home.

"Darlene" is Jo Stafford and "Jonathan" is her hubby and accompanist in real life, both with perfect pitch and impeccable rhythm. You have to be awfully good to sound this bad.

I just can't imagine trying to keep a straight face if somebody were trying to seduce me with it playing in the background.