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Cockblocked by Redistribution: A Pick-up Artist in Denmark
Thirty-three-year-old Daryush Valizadeh, known to his predominantly heterosexual male fan base as Roosh, is a well-known pick-up artist within the worldwide Seduction Community, which relies on pop evolutionary psychology to teach the art of getting laid. Its origins date back to dubious neuro-linguistic programming speed seduction theories in the early 1990s, but the Community rose to prominence with investigative reporter Neil Strausss 2005 bestseller exposé The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists, which spawned a VH1 reality show and drew aspiring PUAs to online forums and self-proclaimed gurus promising foolproof seduction strategies.
Pick-up artists believe that all women are the same: submissive, choosier than men when picking sexual partners, entranced by shiny objects. In the Community, players are self-made; most renowned pick-up artists claim they were socially awkward losers until they learned the tricks of the trade. If a pick-up artist hones his inner game (confidence) as well as his outer game (appearance), he can control his sexual future. When women come with cheat codes, rejection is not an option; if a play fails, the player tweaks his strategy instead of conceding defeat.
Roosh enjoys middling success as the author of the Bang series of travel guides, which trains readers to seduce women based on derogatory ethnic stereotypes. In Bang Brazil, Roosh warns his followers that poor favela chicks are very easy, but quality is a serious problem. He vows never to return to the Polish city of Katowice unless forced to maintain the pussy flow. Rooshs predations havent gone without recognition. The Southern Poverty Law Center, a civil rights organization, included Rooshs personal blog in a March 2012 report on American hate groups; it quotes an Icelandic feminist group that described Bang Iceland as a rape guide.
But Rooshs Denmark directory diverges from his usual frat-boy Casanova fantasies liberally seasoned with rape jokes. Dont Bang Denmarknote the dramatic title changeis a cranky volume that (spoiler alert!) probably wont help any Roosh acolytes score. Roosh calls it the most angry book hes ever written. This book is a warning of how bad things can get for a single man looking for beautiful, feminine, sexy women.
Whats blocking the pussy flow in Denmark? The countrys excellent social welfare services. Really.
http://www.dissentmagazine.org/article/cockblocked-by-redistribution
Thirty-three-year-old Daryush Valizadeh, known to his predominantly heterosexual male fan base as Roosh, is a well-known pick-up artist within the worldwide Seduction Community, which relies on pop evolutionary psychology to teach the art of getting laid. Its origins date back to dubious neuro-linguistic programming speed seduction theories in the early 1990s, but the Community rose to prominence with investigative reporter Neil Strausss 2005 bestseller exposé The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists, which spawned a VH1 reality show and drew aspiring PUAs to online forums and self-proclaimed gurus promising foolproof seduction strategies.
Pick-up artists believe that all women are the same: submissive, choosier than men when picking sexual partners, entranced by shiny objects. In the Community, players are self-made; most renowned pick-up artists claim they were socially awkward losers until they learned the tricks of the trade. If a pick-up artist hones his inner game (confidence) as well as his outer game (appearance), he can control his sexual future. When women come with cheat codes, rejection is not an option; if a play fails, the player tweaks his strategy instead of conceding defeat.
Roosh enjoys middling success as the author of the Bang series of travel guides, which trains readers to seduce women based on derogatory ethnic stereotypes. In Bang Brazil, Roosh warns his followers that poor favela chicks are very easy, but quality is a serious problem. He vows never to return to the Polish city of Katowice unless forced to maintain the pussy flow. Rooshs predations havent gone without recognition. The Southern Poverty Law Center, a civil rights organization, included Rooshs personal blog in a March 2012 report on American hate groups; it quotes an Icelandic feminist group that described Bang Iceland as a rape guide.
But Rooshs Denmark directory diverges from his usual frat-boy Casanova fantasies liberally seasoned with rape jokes. Dont Bang Denmarknote the dramatic title changeis a cranky volume that (spoiler alert!) probably wont help any Roosh acolytes score. Roosh calls it the most angry book hes ever written. This book is a warning of how bad things can get for a single man looking for beautiful, feminine, sexy women.
Whats blocking the pussy flow in Denmark? The countrys excellent social welfare services. Really.
http://www.dissentmagazine.org/article/cockblocked-by-redistribution
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ismnotwasm
Oct 2013
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TygrBright
(20,755 posts)1. Thanks, totally worth the read! n/t
redqueen
(115,103 posts)2. Love it!
MadrasT
(7,237 posts)3. That was awesome.
Posted it on Facebook to annoy my evo-psych buddies. This doesn't carry any particular "weight" as it is anecdotal evidence from a jackass, but it's still fun.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)5. There aren't enough facepalms in the world for this shit...
Really, after a certain point, I can only react with a kind of horrified amusement. Let's just say that, at times like these, I know exactly where David Futrelle (the ManBoobz guy) is coming from.