HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Topics » Activism » Cannabis (Group) » Mam, what we have here is...

Sat May 26, 2018, 10:04 PM

Mam, what we have here is a ditch weed problem.

If I planted good seeds there, they wouldn’t grow. Believe me, I know.

7 replies, 1505 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 7 replies Author Time Post
Reply Mam, what we have here is a ditch weed problem. (Original post)
LakeArenal May 2018 OP
saidsimplesimon May 2018 #1
LakeArenal May 2018 #3
saidsimplesimon May 2018 #5
LakeArenal May 2018 #6
htuttle May 2018 #2
LakeArenal May 2018 #4
GWC58 Jun 2018 #7

Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Sat May 26, 2018, 10:12 PM

1. looks like the desert

landscape in my tiny yard, no water

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to saidsimplesimon (Reply #1)

Sat May 26, 2018, 10:53 PM

3. We do live in what we call Sand County.

Can mow the grass in the rain.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to LakeArenal (Reply #3)

Sat May 26, 2018, 11:00 PM

5. You have a paradise to enjoy.

Wisconsin in all its glory.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to saidsimplesimon (Reply #5)

Sat May 26, 2018, 11:10 PM

6. It is gorgeous here.

And the wildlife is so good!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Sat May 26, 2018, 10:19 PM

2. One fine autumn day in 1980, I spotted a bunch of pot growing in a horse pasture

I set out on a mission that night and returned to harvest the herb in the dark of night. I cut armfuls and armfuls, filled garbage bags with it, and stuffed the entire inside of my VW Bug with black plastic leaf bags of cannabis. Even the front trunk.

I didn't quite know what to do with it, so I drove around with it for a few days, until I finally found a place to hang it up in the hayloft of an old barn. A couple of weeks later, I cut it all down and laboriously packed the dried leaves into smaller bags.

Alas, upon first tokage, I realized what it was. Native Wisconsin Hemp, just like that used in ropes and sails. I tried to cough my way through a few ounces, but it was just too terrible, and gave me a headache.

It got moldy eventually, so I made a huge bonfire out of it. The smell drifted all through the neighborhood.

Moral of the story: Don't smoke native hemp.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to htuttle (Reply #2)

Sat May 26, 2018, 10:54 PM

4. Sounds like we are neighbors.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to htuttle (Reply #2)

Sat Jun 9, 2018, 09:03 AM

7. And I'm guessing that's why it was still

there in the first place. Had it been really nice herb it would’ve been “long gone.” 🤔

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread