I might have to reconsider my alignment with the Pastafarian denomination...

[NeoGreen]

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...since I now I have come to recognize that I was originally a Great Pumpkinist from early in my life:

I don't begrudge the new upstart Pastafarians in the least, I like the Pastafarian message and 8 "I really Rather You Didn't's", its just I think the Great Pumpkin was there for me first, as the first real alternative to the predominant paradigm...

[AJT]

1. Inside each pumpkin are a lot of noodlie appendages.

Heretic!

[NeoGreen]

2. I Really Wish You Didn't...

...

#2 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

As a refresher:
http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eight_I%27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn%27ts

[n2doc]

3. Spaghetti Squash as the great mediator

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. Locking

Unlocking

[Curmudgeoness]

5. Locked, unlocked. Make up your mind.

I think we should make an example out of A HERETIC AM I for being such a putz. He is taking advantage of his super powers and that is just wrong!

And regarding the Great Pumpkin, that is just the embryonic stage of the FSM, so you're good, Neo.

[NeoGreen]

6. That is where I was going with my post until...

...some jerk decided he could impose his personal opinion, just cause.

The great pumpkin is no cause for heretical thinking.

What a jerk. Did someone dip his colander in melted paraffin? WTF.

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Same goes for you.

Allow me to quote the rules of this forum to you;

We be pirates and pastafarians here. We don't need no stinkin' rules!

The hosts be the ultimate arbitrators of what is and what is not disrupting, and will apply the rules just as arbitrarily! Power will be used and abused as we please.

So, now that you know the fucking rules, watch the fuck out, cause if you piss me off, there is bugger all I will do about it.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Careful.

I have Super Powers that are super and powerful.

I might just make your post go away and reappear.....

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....::::poof::::...................:::unpoof:::::

There, see?

Don't fuck with the Super Powers when he's been drinking.

[Curmudgeoness]

9. Oh, great and powerful Oz!

If you don't watch out, we will pull the curtain away and expose you.

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. Wait......

Let me put my robe on first......

[Curmudgeoness]

11. Ah, so that didn't go over your head. LOL.

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Well......

Only one of them