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Tue Apr 6, 2021, 07:56 AM

After the pasta, we sleep.

The mark of a true and faithful Pastafarian--instead of consuming dry crackers, we slurped down a bowl of oily, sauced noodles, then we feel the peace from our communion with our lord, FSM. We fall into a deep, holy sleep, proof we've been genuinely touched by the spirit of His Noodley goodness. Christians can't do that in church.

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Trueblue Texan Apr 6 OP
Ellipsis Apr 6 #1
Goonch Apr 6 #2
Trueblue Texan Apr 6 #3
Wicked Blue Apr 6 #4
Trueblue Texan Apr 6 #5

Response to Trueblue Texan (Original post)

Tue Apr 6, 2021, 07:58 AM

1. Only in the upper balcony.

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Response to Trueblue Texan (Original post)

Tue Apr 6, 2021, 08:30 AM

2. ;-{)

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Response to Goonch (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 6, 2021, 09:44 AM

3. Peace and pasta on earth!

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Response to Trueblue Texan (Original post)

Tue Apr 6, 2021, 11:16 AM

4. I'm a Pestofarian

Some call this the heresy of St. Basil. but that's all a bunch of pine nuts.

Pasta and pesto go together like soup and sandwich, oil and vinegar, Abbott and Costello.

Forget the red, go with green!

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Response to Wicked Blue (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 6, 2021, 07:09 PM

5. I like parsley and oil...

...better than basil and oil...but keep the garlic coming'!

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