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Atticus

(15,124 posts) Thu Dec 5, 2019, 03:45 PM Dec 2019

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So, lend me your imaginations for a few moments---

---imagine four farmhands in a barn lot with a deep pit on one side and a large pile of manure on the other.

Farmhand A shovels a basket full of manure and then walks over and hans it to Farmhand B. B walks over and hands the basket to C and C delivers it to D over by the pit. D empties the basket into the pit and returns the basket. This is repeated until all the manure is deposited into the pit.

Which farmhand is Joe Biden?

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Farmhand A, of course. He doesn't take shit from anyone!

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

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So, lend me your imaginations for a few moments--- (Original Post) Atticus Dec 2019 OP

Farmer E who uses the manure to grow crops that feed the village Deb Dec 2019 #1

I don't believe shit appears in a vacuum, something had to leave it. Uncle Joe Dec 2019 #2

LOL!! peggysue2 Dec 2019 #3

LOL Sloumeau Dec 2019 #4

Another take. I bought a roll of Biden toilet paper the other day. I had to return it.... George II Dec 2019 #5

Deb

(3,744 posts)

1. Farmer E who uses the manure to grow crops that feed the village

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2019, 03:50 PM

Dec 2019

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

Uncle Joe

(60,205 posts)

2. I don't believe shit appears in a vacuum, something had to leave it.

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2019, 03:57 PM

Dec 2019

Thanks for the thread Atticus.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

peggysue2

(11,496 posts)

3. LOL!!

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2019, 03:58 PM

Dec 2019

Well, Joe certainly proved that today with the guy in Iowa. Want someone to push back?

Joe Biden just did.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

Sloumeau

(2,657 posts)

4. LOL

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2019, 04:28 PM

Dec 2019

You see what happens when someone goes after Biden's kid.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

George II

(67,782 posts)

5. Another take. I bought a roll of Biden toilet paper the other day. I had to return it....

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2019, 04:38 PM

Dec 2019

When the store clerk asked me why, I told him it didn't work, "it won't take shit off anybody!"

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

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