Tulsi Gabbard's Nine Supporters Urge Her to Drop Out of Race

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) is under intense pressure to drop out of the 2020 race for the Democratic Presidential nomination, her nine supporters announced on Monday. The announcement from Gabbard’s nine followers surprised many Democrats, who had been unaware that the Hawaii congresswoman was still running.

In a conference call after the South Carolina primary, the nine members of Team Tulsi concluded that Gabbard’s path to the nomination had grown “dauntingly narrow.”

We believe that Tulsi would be an amazing President of the United States,” Harland Dorrinson, a spokesman for the other eight Gabbard supporters, said. “But we have regretfully come to the conclusion that this is not her time.”

Dorrinson had nothing but praise for the way Gabbard had conducted her campaign, noting, “By not appearing in the past two debates, she did much better than Mike Bloomberg.”

Reached at her office in Washington, a defiant Gabbard said that she was “in it to win it” and that she still had the strong support of her imaginary friends.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/tulsi-gabbards-nine-supporters-urge-her-to-drop-out-of-race

[Gothmog]

1. I love good satire

[Johonny]

2. I assume with the remaining candidates in the prime age of those dying from Coronavirus

she plans to be the last remaining candidate alive come the convention...


Tulsi Gabbard still not dead 2020

[Rorey]

3. Lol

[SWBTATTReg]

4. Tulsi's very mentality should tell all of us exactly what to expect from someone like this ...

candidate. Oblivious to what the voters really want, off running for a myriad of elected offices despite being barely in her own job for any amount of time (2012). She's said that she could barely watch the latest round of the democratic debates, and she's still suing HRC for HRC's supposed 'Russian asset' remark. Some democrat, eh? Perhaps her 9 supporters will convince her that perhaps another time?

[duforsure]

5. She's showing how incompetent she is

By taking this path. She's a joke, and will be remembered as one.

[MoonlitKnight]

6. She has 9 supporters?

Are they all relatives?

[zackymilly]

8. Marianne Williamson channeled 9 spirits for her. n/t

[OnDoutside]

7. Joe Rogan wants her to be Sanders VP pick, which says all you need to know.