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Fri Apr 10, 2020, 08:44 AM

 

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If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden

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JimGinPA Apr 2020 OP
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sarge43 Apr 2020 #6
pazzyanne Apr 2020 #24
rurallib Apr 2020 #7
usaf-vet Apr 2020 #8
Lars39 Apr 2020 #10
usaf-vet Apr 2020 #17
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Roy Rolling Apr 2020 #11
denem Apr 2020 #12
calimary Apr 2020 #13
California_Republic Apr 2020 #14
hot2na Apr 2020 #15
UncleNoel Apr 2020 #16
GeorgiaPeanut Apr 2020 #18
MiniMe Apr 2020 #19
warmfeet Apr 2020 #20
nevergiveup Apr 2020 #21
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 08:51 AM

1. Well Luckily we don't have to vote

 

for a Potato.. although I'm quite certain the Potato would be exponentially less dangerous for the Planet.
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 08:56 AM

2. Hell, I'd do GOTV calls by the thousands for the potato.

 

At least it wouldn't kill us and destroy the constitution and the country for personal profit, for Russia and for hate.
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 08:59 AM

3. I can hear it now...

 

... somewhere, there's someone thinking/saying: "Okay, but only if the potato chose Warren to be the running mate, because Mr. Potato isn't "exciting" enough for swing states."

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 09:00 AM

4. LOL!

 




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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 09:03 AM

5. lol

 

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 09:10 AM

6. You nailed it.

 

"I'm not a member of any organized political party. I'm a Democrat.", Will Rogers
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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 11:45 AM

24. Love, love, love your answer. nt

 

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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 09:14 AM

7. Even as the potato went into its eventual rot

 

it could never be as rotten or putrid as the Chosen One.
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 09:31 AM

8. I'd vote for a half baked potato. Or a single potato chip. Rather than Trump.

 

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Response to usaf-vet (Reply #8)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 09:51 AM

10. The lost McDonald's french fry under that bucket seat

 

would be an improvement over trump.
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Response to Lars39 (Reply #10)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:43 AM

17. Absolutely! Even that would be better than Trump.

 

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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 09:51 AM

9. Plus it isn't even an organic potato,

 

because I don't see any eyes.
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 09:57 AM

11. This is an old pole. ;-)

 


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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:15 AM

12. I would want some reassurance

 

that the potatoe (thanks Dan) was not a member of the extended trump family. I'd vote for anything with that (D) after it's name, with the possible exception of the coronavirus, but I would have to draw the line at another trump.
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:16 AM

13. For the trumpers, just add a yellow Brillo pad or large shredded wheat biscuit

 

to the top of it and tell ‘em it’s a symbolic trump, and they’ll probably vote for it (thinking they’d just outsmarted everybody).
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:18 AM

14. I was for the sweet potatoe, but I'll vote for the potato!

 

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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:32 AM

15. I would crawl through broken glass...

 

Not only would I vote for that potato, I would crawl through broken glass to vote for that potato if it were running against Trump.
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:40 AM

16. Mr. Potato Head for President.

 



Oh, Never Mind. We might as well pick the most qualified candidate--Our nominee!.

Ridin with Biden!
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:50 AM

18. Some will still ask if the potato supports M4A and other generosities

 

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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 11:08 AM

19. Well, Potatoes have eyes, but they don't have hands or arms.

 

Will there be poll workers to assist the potato?
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 11:17 AM

20. Hell, I'd vote for dried up dog poop.

 

Dried up dog poop is much easier on the eyes, and far more intelligent than our current abomination. I would not, under any circumstance, vote for the dotard.
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 11:33 AM

21. For me personally I can't think of a better opponent for Trump

 

than a potato. I battle high blood pressure and just hearing trumps voice or seeing his disgusting face races my blood pressure. A potato is rich in potassium which actually lowers blood pressure so this is a no-brainer for me. I would hope the potato would choose a banana for VP which would also be a massive improvement. Potato/Banana VS Trump/Pence. It is a clear choice.
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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 11:37 AM

22. Clearly pandering to the Idaho vote

 

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Response to JimGinPA (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 11:38 AM

23. Love it!!! rofl

 

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