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graegoyle

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August 27, 2014

But this would be discrete.

A young girl might not want to seem uncool while sticking a stick or paper in her drink that was handed to her by one of the cool guys on the football team at a party that anybody who's anybody is at.

"You think Bobby's gonna put something in your drink? He can get any girl he wants so don't flatter yourself! Who invited her, anyway?"

But a girl could just swirl her finger in her drink and "look sexy".

August 26, 2014

It's almost hard to tell which is the real reason they do it:

Bohner: Is it legal?
Camp: I think it is.
Bohner: Hmm...There's got to be another reason.
Camp: It's unscrupulous...
Bohner: That sounds promising. How about unpatriotic?
Camp: Oh, definitely.
Bohner: That's a bonus!

August 17, 2014

The first sign might be the incentive for some killings.

"My only threat to you is my capacity to be great."

August 11, 2014

Because stupid people believe stupid things.

Actually, lots of "smart" people do, too. And some stupid people believe intelligent things, as well.

Wait, what?

August 4, 2014

But only because...

They began their investigation because they were certain that they would find that water is dry, salt is sweet, and ice is hot.

August 3, 2014

No, because RACISM!

Where was the Tea Party before 2008? Did these issues appear for the first time in 2008? I know what did become apparent in 2008.

August 3, 2014

This just in:

"We’ve never seen anything in this country like a president who says I’m going make up all the immigration law that I choose."

According to Peter King (Ridiculous-IA), the United States Presidency came into existence after 2008.

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