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underpants's JournalBRAVES WIN!! BRAVES WIN!!!
7-0. Shut out the Astros who hammer the ball. The Astros only got 20 runs in 6 games. Shut out twice. Amazing.
WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!
Woman pooped pants - carried the load to finish marathon in PR
A woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pants-during-marathon-ran-with-it-in-shorts-2021-11
To keep up her pace, Tamara Torlakson relieved herself mid-marathon without stopping.
She doesn't regret it: She ended up beating her best time 13 months postpartum.
But at mile 13 or 14, she realized she needed to go to the bathroom. She didn't want to lose physical or mental momentum by stopping, nor did she want one pit stop to prompt her colon to request several.
"I thought, 'I don't know if it's possible to poop while running, but I will try,'" Torlakson said. "I didn't want one poop to mess it all up."
Election Day - "The people have spoken, the bastards."
Richard Gregory Tuck (January 25, 1924 – May 28, 2018) was an American political consultant, campaign strategist, advance man, and political prankster for the Democratic National Committee.[1][2]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Tuck
PRANKS
In 1968, Tuck utilized Republican nominee Nixon's own campaign slogan against him; he hired a heavily pregnant black woman to wander around a Nixon rally in a predominantly white area, wearing a T-shirt that read, "Nixon's the One!"[12]
In a 1973 Time magazine article, Tuck stated, "There was an absent-minded professor who knew I was in politics and forgot the rest. He asked me to advance a Nixon visit." Tuck agreed and launched his first prank against Nixon. He rented a big auditorium, invited only a small number of people, and gave a long-winded speech to introduce the candidate.[6] When Nixon came on stage, Tuck asked him to speak about the International Monetary Fund. When the speech was over, Nixon asked Tuck his name and told him, "Dick Tuck, you've made your last advance."[7]
Tuck's most famous prank against Nixon is known as "the Chinatown Caper".[8] During his campaign for Governor of California in 1962, Nixon visited Chinatown in Los Angeles. At the campaign stop, a backdrop of children holding "welcome" signs in English and Chinese was set up. As Nixon spoke, an elder from the community whispered that one of the signs in Chinese said, "What about the Hughes loan?" The sign was a reference to an unsecured $205,000 loan that Howard Hughes had made to Nixon's brother, Donald. Nixon grabbed a sign and, on camera, ripped it up.[8] Later, Tuck learned, to his chagrin, that the Chinese characters actually spelled out "What about the huge loan?"[6][8]
After the first Kennedy–Nixon debate in 1960, Tuck hired an elderly woman who put on a Nixon button and embraced the candidate in front of TV cameras. She said, "Don't worry, son! He beat you last night, but you'll get him next time."[9]
Watch your step 👀😳🤪
https://twitter.com/moonlit_vixen_/status/1455064597845602308?s=21
Utah's finest! No Lauren Boebert you rep Colorado. 🤓🤪 whoopsie
Lauren Boebert’s Campaign Mistakenly Says, In FEC Filing, That She Represents Utahhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheverson/2021/10/29/lauren-boeberts-campaign-mistakenly-says-in-fec-filing-that-she-represents-utah/
The campaign of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) submitted a report with the Federal Election Commission on Thursday night that lists her as a candidate for Congress in Utah.
“Thanks for reaching out,” said Boebert’s spokesperson, Jake Settle, when Forbes inquired about the revision. “I flagged this for our team!”
Boebert’s home state was listed as Colorado in her campaign’s original report for the third quarter of 2021, which was filed on Oct. 15. The campaign amended that filing last night and, among other revisions, changed Boebert’s state and district on the first page from Colorado 03 to Utah 03. Update: October 29, 3:45 p.m. ET: Early Friday afternoon Boebert’s campaign amended its report a second time, and the state is now listed as Colorado.
“I’ve never seen a candidate misidentify the state they are seeking to represent on an FEC report,” said Brett Kappel, an attorney specializing in campaign finance at Harmon, Curran, Spielberg & Eisenberg.
Small school asswhoopings 🎃 and odd scores
Salisbury U 84 CNU 14
The Captains spent the day "seeing you" score
Worcester Polytechnic 28 Norwich 2
Colby 10 Bates 2
Amherst 16 Wesleyan 14 - 4 OTs
Colorado State Pueblo 73 Fort Lewis 0 - 40 in Q2
Central 76 Luther 13
Chicago 78 Grinnell 3 - 40 in Q2
Central Washington 92 Lincoln 0
Stetson Hatters 56 Presbyterian Blue Hose 14
Tonight's baseball game in Atlanta may be last time pitchers are at bat.
Game changer. *Possible* end of era tonight. The new MLB CBA is very very likely to have universal designated hitter. Tonight *might be* the last baseball game with pitchers at bat.
A Message to the NYPD from the NYPD and Fox News - The Daily Show
https://twitter.com/thedailyshow/status/1454191312564105224?s=21Supreme Court rejects challenge to Maine's religious exemption to COVID vaccine. 😆 hilarious tweet 😂
https://twitter.com/notpuritytested/status/1454316192785645571?s=21Todd Starnes was fired from Fox News and yet he persists. His twitter feed has some really funny responses all the time.
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