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The story said it faded after a few days. Pretty amazing, though.

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Glad I could help!

That's where they'd go as they'd begin their trans-Atlantic getaway.

I still suspect he's gonna try to make a run for it.

If things turn really bleak for him, seriously enough that he finds himself about to face some REALLY bad - um - “music” shall we say, I can’t help but suspect trump will try to disappear in the middle of the night. Some late night with no moon when an unmarked helicopter lands on the South Lawn and a handful of shadowy figures run, stooping low to avoid the chopper blades (and maybe an inquiring mind or two), toward the helicopter and climb aboard. And their getaway vehicle rises up and heads off into the darkness.

No warning, no heads-up, no nothing. It’d be trump, Melanie, Ivanka, Jared, and maybe also their kids. I doubt the hapless Junior or third-wheel Eric would be included. Even taking Ivanka’s kids is pushing it. The donald would want to keep the number of evacuees down so they’re easier to move. He’d mostly want to save Ivanka. I think we ALL suspect why. But unfortunately she’d probably insist on NOT leaving her husband and kids behind.

The chopper would escape to maybe somewhere in the Caribbean - depending on how much fuel it can carry. They’d need to change to a private jet to get where they really need to go - like the Crimea or Saudi Arabia or some such. Their murderous friend the Saudi prince might give them asylum, or his friend Vladimir, except by then, ol’ Vlad probably wouldn’t want to bother with him anymore, wisely figuring his little American Asset wouldn’t be worth much to him anymore.

Meanwhile back at the scene of the breakout, a couple of hours might elapse before some White House staffers or maybe the White House housekeeping staff would suddenly realize that nobody can find the pResident. OR the First Lady. And all over town, also in New York City AND New Jersey, and down in Florida, near Mar-a-lago, reporters’ phones would start ringing madly, waking them up, alerting them to start looking into it...

Agreed. Dammit, Bernie, you're talking about the woman I STILL love!

Just changed my candidate preference from Undecided to Governor Inslee. I like Harris too, but Inslee talks climate crisis, and to me, that’s an emergency that’s PLANETARY, not just national. I’ve got a new granddaughter’s future to worry about now. And all little ones in our world who will inherit this damaged planet from their reckless wasteful greedy and short-sighted elders. UNLESS WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!!

That is Priority One.

That said, I WILL vote for whoever winds up being our nominee. If we want to win, that’s essential, and urgent as hell. We can’t afford another four years of trump. We can’t afford another four years of republi-CONS. Our planet can’t afford it, either!

The words "Alan Dershowitz" should tell you all you need to know.

Now HERE’S yer fake news for ya.

On edit - CHILD SEXUAL PREDATOR JEFFREY EPSTEIN ATTORNEY Alan Dershowitz. Who evidently was on the case with CHILD SEXUAL PREDATOR JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S OTHER ATTORNEY, Ken Starr.

There. That fixes it for total accuracy.

Stock up on the popcorn and munchies now!

While supplies last...

Indeed.