It's going to be a long day...

for patient satisfaction.

The manager of my clinic simply wanted to know why we weren't in the top three. (Some people are never satisfied...)

Anyway, I told my team that we got into the top five by not caring if we were in the top five, and just giving our patients good medical care.

Mouth closed, mouth open; that tongue-in-teeth pathetic pseudogrowl he does; anything.

But not that disgusting anus-mouth, PLEASE...

Here's a new one:

I had a big crush on his sister
So I took a risk, and I kissed her
She turned suddenly,
And then said to me:
"You aimed for my lips but you missed, sir"

I love you all...

Care to update it to Trump and his 'super-duper missile'?

I love you all...



Thank you all for being you...

Japan got nuked.

Twice.

Yes, we helped them to rebuild, I guess as some sort of atonement for being the only country in history to use nuclear weapons in a time of war. But we helped.

Forty years after the bombs fell, Japan gave the US an economic ass-kicking we richly deserved.

If we work together, we can re-build...

Car accident victims, cancer patients, gunshot wounds, all being recorded as death from COVID-19 to boost the death toll and discredit Trump.

I got a massive headache just now from trying to think down to that level.

But only because I didn't know how to rig a stink bomb in it...