Hoping she will join our little drinkin' 'n' talkin' group.

Salud, everybody!

I told my MA supervisor this just now, and he accused me of being a clockwatcher.

I replied: "I'm not a clock-watcher! I told you that *glances at clock* five minutes ago!"

We have a good time.

Ready to get this day over with and head home for some relaxation...

and tried to tell him: "Fasten your seatbelt, sweetie."

Instead, it came out: "Fasten your sweetbelt, seetie."

Reverend Spooner, your table is ready...

English gin joints used to post a sign on the door:

Drunk for a penny

Dead-drunk for tuppence

Clean straw for nothing

Just sayin'...

It's so nice to be able to have a drink again. Being sick does not make one crave a glass...

I won't say I drank a lot of tea during my illness, but I think I defoliated all of China and India in the process.

Can you tell I'm bored?

Ask me anything...