Aristus

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Gender: Male
Hometown: Puyallup, Washington
Member since: 2001
Number of posts: 47,741

About Me

I truly believe that we will all live in peace and brotherhood someday. And so that I don't lose my faith in humanity, I will live my life as if that day had already happened.

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Trumpster veterans: Kiss my ass! Liberal till I DIE!

Posted by Aristus | Fri Aug 30, 2019, 11:55 PM (30 replies)

Friday Night Lemon Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

I love you all...

Posted by Aristus | Fri Aug 30, 2019, 11:14 PM (17 replies)

I'm shaking, I'm so angry. Had to kick a troublemaker out of the clinic.

This never gets easier...

I love you all...

Posted by Aristus | Thu Aug 29, 2019, 11:26 AM (15 replies)

Old joke: The key to success in life is to discover what it is you're not good at,

and then don't do that thing.

Trump never discovered that he's not good at business, or negotiating, or interpersonal relationships.

So he keeps plugging away......

And it's no joke.

Posted by Aristus | Tue Aug 27, 2019, 04:03 PM (0 replies)

Happy Birthday to our own beloved In-The-Wind!

Posted by Aristus | Sat Aug 24, 2019, 11:38 AM (8 replies)

Friday Night Wine-Buzz. How is everyone tonight?

Posted by Aristus | Fri Aug 23, 2019, 11:58 PM (15 replies)

Had to go eighteen rounds with a drug-seeker just now.

Man, they don't take 'no' for an answer, do they?

"I've been taking this for years and I'm not addicted yet!"

It's like they're not even listening to themselves...

Posted by Aristus | Fri Aug 23, 2019, 02:53 PM (16 replies)

Retail pet peeve:

When the cashier reviews the price with you, and then mentions the sales tax as being "for the governor". It annoys me that they act like sales tax is some kind of personal slush fund for the state governor, instead of how the state pays for public works in the absence of a state income tax.

Posted by Aristus | Thu Aug 22, 2019, 11:08 AM (13 replies)

I've got FOUR STD checks on my schedule for today!

Guys, if you can't keep your dick in your pants, keep your dick in a condom, will you?