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October 10, 2017
Donald ("and I'm ready to squeeze!" )Trump is saying: "Listen, I don't give a damned if you all resign!! . . . In fact, I've got your replacements all picked out. . . . How about Sarah Palin as Secretary of State, Ted Nugent at Defense, Alex Jones as Director of National Security, Cliven Bundy for Interior, . . . hell, I'll pardon Madoff and put him at Treasury. . . . Need I go on? . . . So no more of this talking behind my back or leaking to the press or mention of resignation, understand?"
"I've got you by the b*lls" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("and I'm ready to squeeze!" )Trump is saying: "Listen, I don't give a damned if you all resign!! . . . In fact, I've got your replacements all picked out. . . . How about Sarah Palin as Secretary of State, Ted Nugent at Defense, Alex Jones as Director of National Security, Cliven Bundy for Interior, . . . hell, I'll pardon Madoff and put him at Treasury. . . . Need I go on? . . . So no more of this talking behind my back or leaking to the press or mention of resignation, understand?"
October 9, 2017
Donald ("He won't dare to contradict me" ) Trump is saying: "Furthermore, John Kelly told me just this morning that being my Chief of Staff was like a dream come true. Not only is it his favorite job in his entire life, he said he cannot imagine a better job on the entiore planet, . . . ever! . . . Believe me. That's the gospel truth."
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Above CAPTION based on the impromptu answers Trump gave on his way to Marine One on Friday as reported on CNN with a nice, short clip:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/07/politics/trump-tillerson-kelly-remarks/index.html
"Harvey Weinstein was a piker." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("He won't dare to contradict me" ) Trump is saying: "Furthermore, John Kelly told me just this morning that being my Chief of Staff was like a dream come true. Not only is it his favorite job in his entire life, he said he cannot imagine a better job on the entiore planet, . . . ever! . . . Believe me. That's the gospel truth."
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Above CAPTION based on the impromptu answers Trump gave on his way to Marine One on Friday as reported on CNN with a nice, short clip:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/07/politics/trump-tillerson-kelly-remarks/index.html
October 8, 2017
Donald (Carso's flatulence) Trump is singing:
"Could be the calm, the calm before the storm.
Could be the sweet, the sweet before alarm.
Could be the peace, the peace before the crime.
Could be the merde, the merde I feed you all the time."
"You'll have to wait and see." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!
Donald (Carso's flatulence) Trump is singing:
"Could be the calm, the calm before the storm.
Could be the sweet, the sweet before alarm.
Could be the peace, the peace before the crime.
Could be the merde, the merde I feed you all the time."
October 7, 2017
Steve ("Saving money on razor blades for over a decade" ) Bannon is saying: "Are you kidding? . . . I'm not denying a word of it. . . . You bet we at Brietbart sought out America's Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, and KKK members for input into our stories. It's only fair since the left-wing media only gives the liberal, moderate, and mildly conservative, or RINO, points of view. . . . I mean. let's hear both sides and let the people decide."
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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Mattes story:
https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2017/10/05/heres-what-you-need-know-about-buzzfeeds-breitbart-bombshell/218155
"That's mighty right of you!" . . . Please come CAPTION Steve Bannon!!!
Steve ("Saving money on razor blades for over a decade" ) Bannon is saying: "Are you kidding? . . . I'm not denying a word of it. . . . You bet we at Brietbart sought out America's Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, and KKK members for input into our stories. It's only fair since the left-wing media only gives the liberal, moderate, and mildly conservative, or RINO, points of view. . . . I mean. let's hear both sides and let the people decide."
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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Mattes story:
https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2017/10/05/heres-what-you-need-know-about-buzzfeeds-breitbart-bombshell/218155
October 6, 2017
Donald ("Pack all your cares away" ) Trump is saying: "You know what this represents. This represents the calm before the storm. . . . But you don't have to worry. . . . I'm in charge. . . . It's going to be fine, believe me."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's cryptic statement before a dinner for military leaders 10.5.17 as covered by NBC News:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/calm-storm-trump-makes-cryptic-remark-military-dinner-n808266
"The dumb before the storm." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Pack all your cares away" ) Trump is saying: "You know what this represents. This represents the calm before the storm. . . . But you don't have to worry. . . . I'm in charge. . . . It's going to be fine, believe me."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's cryptic statement before a dinner for military leaders 10.5.17 as covered by NBC News:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/calm-storm-trump-makes-cryptic-remark-military-dinner-n808266
October 5, 2017
Wayne (The Original Brain Drain) LaPierre is saying: "Now is definitely not the right time to politicize a tragedy by considering a change to our great Second Amendment. . . . Have these people no sense of decency?"
". . . and a rocket launcher in every garage!" . . . Please come CAPTION NRA's Wayne LaPierre!!
Wayne (The Original Brain Drain) LaPierre is saying: "Now is definitely not the right time to politicize a tragedy by considering a change to our great Second Amendment. . . . Have these people no sense of decency?"
October 5, 2017
Donald ("I hate even touching an off-brand" ) Trump is saying: "Hey Jose, you in the back, heads up! . . . You'll need this for all the greasy food you'll be eating after we get things up and running again. . . . You don't have to thank me, but if you want to, make sure the camera's little red light is on."
The One-Man FEMA. . . . Please come CAPTION Doanld Trump!!!
Donald ("I hate even touching an off-brand" ) Trump is saying: "Hey Jose, you in the back, heads up! . . . You'll need this for all the greasy food you'll be eating after we get things up and running again. . . . You don't have to thank me, but if you want to, make sure the camera's little red light is on."
October 4, 2017
Donald ("I got your empathy right here," while grabbing his crotch) Trump is saying: " . . . and I want all the citizens of hurricane ravaged Puerto Rico to know that there's a lot of good that's going to come out of this. . . . You'll rebuild even greater than you were before, believe me! . . . And speaking of good, did you notice this beautiful Disaster-in-Chief jacket I had specially made for hurricanes? . . . If it wasn't for them, it never would have never existed."
The Empire Strikes Back. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump
Donald ("I got your empathy right here," while grabbing his crotch) Trump is saying: " . . . and I want all the citizens of hurricane ravaged Puerto Rico to know that there's a lot of good that's going to come out of this. . . . You'll rebuild even greater than you were before, believe me! . . . And speaking of good, did you notice this beautiful Disaster-in-Chief jacket I had specially made for hurricanes? . . . If it wasn't for them, it never would have never existed."
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