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Member since: 2002
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About Me

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

What happens when two black holes collide? . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck!

Bill ("Smell my cigar" ) O'Reilly is saying: "And just like they did to you, pal, these wackos at Media Matters went around and told my sponsors that I was bad for business and basically drove me off of my own program. . . . The little weasels! . . . They're all hypocrites! . . . Like none of them gave a woman what she was really asking for. . . . Like none of them ever played Cap-tor and Naughty Hostage. . . . Like none of them ever had to pay out a unjust settlement."

Glenn (Locked Razor) Beck adds: "Yeah, . . and like none of them was ever in full restraints on the Maximum Security Ward."


Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story with a radio clip:


"A warm bucket of p*ss for your thoughts." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

Donald ("Why do I smell rubber burning every time I try to think?" ) Trump is thinking: "Let's see, I could fire Sessions and say it was because Congress had lost confidence in him. . . . But that would still leave Rosenstein between me and Mueller. . . . Or I could try to keep everyone's loyalty by issuing blanket pardons for anyone involved in this mess now or in the future. . . . But then they'd have to talk and could go to jail for lying. . . . Or I could fire the entire F.B.I for not investigating Hillary, . . . but then some people would probably pretend to get upset. . . . Geez, I've got to think of something soon! . . . It's already Friday and in a few short hours, it'll be afternoon."

"Don't believe your eyes." . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Huckabee. Sanders!!!

In a voice-over Sarah Huckabee ("Haven't had enough of this sh*t yet? Hold on!" ) Sanders is saying: "Yes, we've all seen this picture before. . . . And like others, we thought it strange that the mail-boy and go-fer would come to work every day dressed in a suit and tie. . . . and you can certainly bet that nobody was as shocked as we were when he (he was supposed to be bringing one secretary a fresh bottle of water) saw an empty seat and slid right into it. . . . It was only a coincidence that the photographer decided to snap the official shot at that precise moment. . . . Why is that so hard to believe? . . . Those are simply the facts."
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