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November 16, 2019
PresiDented Trump is saying: "No, it's not about Ukraine or about Syria or Iran or India. . . . And it's not about nuclear disarmament or about the G7 or about interfering with the 2020 election. . . . It's something really, really important. . . . You remember that loan you gave me . . .?"
"Listen, Vlad, I've got something really important to talk about." Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "No, it's not about Ukraine or about Syria or Iran or India. . . . And it's not about nuclear disarmament or about the G7 or about interfering with the 2020 election. . . . It's something really, really important. . . . You remember that loan you gave me . . .?"
November 14, 2019
Donald (Scrooge's idiot nephew) Trump is thinking: "School shootings really grab all the air-time. It's playing on all the networks. . . . The suck up all the attention. . . . I'm not saying I'm for them, but after the week I had . . ."
"School shootings are bad, right?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald (Scrooge's idiot nephew) Trump is thinking: "School shootings really grab all the air-time. It's playing on all the networks. . . . The suck up all the attention. . . . I'm not saying I'm for them, but after the week I had . . ."
November 11, 2019
Mick Mulvaney is saying: "No. I didn't ask for a judge to decide whether or not to testify before the House based on the fact that John Bolton looks eager to testify. . . . I'm not afraid of what he might have to say, but I just want to make sure the Committee hears that it was entirely his idea to pressure Ukraine and he only pretended to be opposed to it."
The cancer has metastasized. . . . Please come CAPTION Mick Mulvaney!!!
Mick Mulvaney is saying: "No. I didn't ask for a judge to decide whether or not to testify before the House based on the fact that John Bolton looks eager to testify. . . . I'm not afraid of what he might have to say, but I just want to make sure the Committee hears that it was entirely his idea to pressure Ukraine and he only pretended to be opposed to it."
November 8, 2019
Jim Jordan is saying: "The reports out today that knew of and ignored reports that Richard Strauss performed sexual acts in the showers is absolutely false. . . . I don't remember anything like that and I know I would. . . . I mean, it's kinda hot, isn't it?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following story linked at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142392761
"The Greeks would wrestle completely naked. Just saying. . ." Please come CAPTION Jim Jordan!!!
Jim Jordan is saying: "The reports out today that knew of and ignored reports that Richard Strauss performed sexual acts in the showers is absolutely false. . . . I don't remember anything like that and I know I would. . . . I mean, it's kinda hot, isn't it?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following story linked at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142392761
November 8, 2019
Donald Trump is saying: "I love the law and believe in it. . . . I just want to know who the whistle-blower is to see if he can still blow a whistle after being water-boarded."
"I'm the most perfect president in every way, even legally." Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald Trump is saying: "I love the law and believe in it. . . . I just want to know who the whistle-blower is to see if he can still blow a whistle after being water-boarded."
November 7, 2019
PresiDented ("Supersize that" ) Trump is saying: "The crazy, dying Washington Post completely
fabricated the story that I asked Bill Barr to publicly exonerate me as concerns the Ukraine call.
. . . Besides, he said he wouldn't do it."
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Above CAPTION based on the 11.7.19 story in the Post that Trump asked Barr to hold a press conference about Trump's "perfect call," as seen in The Times and on Fox:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/06/us/politics/trump-william-barr-ukraine-call.html
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-barr-request-ukraine
"With enemas like you, who needs friends?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Tump!!!
PresiDented ("Supersize that" ) Trump is saying: "The crazy, dying Washington Post completely
fabricated the story that I asked Bill Barr to publicly exonerate me as concerns the Ukraine call.
. . . Besides, he said he wouldn't do it."
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Above CAPTION based on the 11.7.19 story in the Post that Trump asked Barr to hold a press conference about Trump's "perfect call," as seen in The Times and on Fox:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/06/us/politics/trump-william-barr-ukraine-call.html
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-barr-request-ukraine
November 6, 2019
PresiDented (Stapled-Penis) Trump is saying: "No dilemma. Absolutely none. Zilch. . . . In the first place, the man wasn't a whistle-blower. He was a plant, or a spy. . . . A Democrat operative. . . . And in the second place, and even more important, the framers of whistle-blower law, would want us to prosecute spies pretending to be whistle-blowers, to maintain the integrity of the law and, of course, future whistle-blowers. . . Real ones. . . . If I released his name, I'd not be breaking the law but upholding it. . . . That should be clear even to the fake news."
"'Whistle-blower'? Give me a break! More like a deep-state spy!" Come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!
PresiDented (Stapled-Penis) Trump is saying: "No dilemma. Absolutely none. Zilch. . . . In the first place, the man wasn't a whistle-blower. He was a plant, or a spy. . . . A Democrat operative. . . . And in the second place, and even more important, the framers of whistle-blower law, would want us to prosecute spies pretending to be whistle-blowers, to maintain the integrity of the law and, of course, future whistle-blowers. . . Real ones. . . . If I released his name, I'd not be breaking the law but upholding it. . . . That should be clear even to the fake news."
November 5, 2019
PresiDented ("In for a penny, in for a p*ssy" )Trump is saying: "One very smart person was saying that all this problem with Ukrainian corruption and election interference would go away if we just lifted sanctions on Russia. . . . I can't tell you who it is, but he's very high up in his country, and really, really smart."
Moveover, Iago. Stand down Pap Finn. Make way for a master. . . .Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
PresiDented ("In for a penny, in for a p*ssy" )Trump is saying: "One very smart person was saying that all this problem with Ukrainian corruption and election interference would go away if we just lifted sanctions on Russia. . . . I can't tell you who it is, but he's very high up in his country, and really, really smart."
November 3, 2019
Rush (Traitor-to-human-consciousness) Limbaugh is saying: "So what if there was a quid pro quo? . . . Finding out about Biden's corruption and keeping him from winning the presidency is a civic duty. . . . Instead of impeaching Trump, if the Congress was doing its duty, it would be awarding him metals for heroism. . . . After all he was attempting to expose a criminal in the face of withering fire from a hostile press. . . . That should be obvious!"
"You can always huff gas fumes in a pinch." . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!
Rush (Traitor-to-human-consciousness) Limbaugh is saying: "So what if there was a quid pro quo? . . . Finding out about Biden's corruption and keeping him from winning the presidency is a civic duty. . . . Instead of impeaching Trump, if the Congress was doing its duty, it would be awarding him metals for heroism. . . . After all he was attempting to expose a criminal in the face of withering fire from a hostile press. . . . That should be obvious!"
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