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May 4, 2018

"In for a penny, in for a trillion bucks!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

Sean ("I can't imagine being sane" ) Hannity is saying: "If Mueller were trying to be fair, he'd have me interview Trump with his silly questions. . . . I've volunteered to do so, now, three times on this show. . . . . The fact that Mueller won't even entertain my suggestion with a response, shows you just how much in the tank he really is. . . . What else could it possibly mean?"

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Above CAPTION based on the following clip at Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2018/05/sean-hannity-calls-it-good-idea-if-he

May 2, 2018

"A lie put on backwards is the truth, right?" . . . Please come CAPTION Paul Ryan!!!

Paul (A man who stands up for his convulsions) Ryan is saying: "Listen, Bishop, I wasn't happy about firing Father Conroy, not one little bit but I warned him to stay in his own lane and not to start acting like a politician. . . . After all, you never saw any of us acting like a Christian, did you?"

May 2, 2018

"I'm runnin' fer Georgia gov'ner!" . . . . Please come CAPTION Brian Kemp!!!

Brian (Another little exercise in natural selection) Kemp is saying: "An' the only theng I luv more than the second 'mendment, is God. . . Yes sir, Baby Jesus himself! . . . And to show ya jus' how much I luv and trus' my sweet Baby Jesus, I'm goin' ta stick the barrels of this here sausage-maker in Timmy's mouth, and pull the triggers. . . . An' it won't go off even though both are chock full of fresh shells. . . . Yes sir, we're gonna see sumthing now!"

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Above CAPTION based on Kemp's commercial linked at Crooks & Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2018/05/brian-kemp-campaign-ad-goes-too-far-even

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

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