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June 22, 2018
PresiDented Donald ("I'll trade you two cat's eyes for all the rest you got" ) Trump is saying: "I'll tell you what shameful is! . . . Shameful is all this fake emotion by the liberal media, or the Fake News as we call them, then the parents and children coached to pretend to be upset. That's shameful! . . People are saying there's even evidence of parents putting hot peppers into their babies' eyes so they loo klike they're crying. . . . That's what's really shameless!
"If it wasn't for reporters . . . " Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Donald ("I'll trade you two cat's eyes for all the rest you got" ) Trump is saying: "I'll tell you what shameful is! . . . Shameful is all this fake emotion by the liberal media, or the Fake News as we call them, then the parents and children coached to pretend to be upset. That's shameful! . . People are saying there's even evidence of parents putting hot peppers into their babies' eyes so they loo klike they're crying. . . . That's what's really shameless!
June 21, 2018
Robert ("Et tu?" ) Jeffress is saying: "All true America Christians should get down on their hands and knees and thank God for giving them a president who has enough strength and compassion for this country's citizens to remove lawless parents from their subhuman litter. . . . That's the only real Christian way of look at what's behind all this ridiculous uproar."
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Based on a Fox clip at Crooks and Liars:
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/06/whataboutist-bigot-pastor-jeffress-decries
"Christ would have nuked them at the border." . . . Please come CAPION Pastor Robert Jeffress!
Robert ("Et tu?" ) Jeffress is saying: "All true America Christians should get down on their hands and knees and thank God for giving them a president who has enough strength and compassion for this country's citizens to remove lawless parents from their subhuman litter. . . . That's the only real Christian way of look at what's behind all this ridiculous uproar."
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Based on a Fox clip at Crooks and Liars:
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/06/whataboutist-bigot-pastor-jeffress-decries
June 20, 2018
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Donald ("What's wrong with you?" ) Trump is saying: "You know what I think? . . . I'll tell you but you won't report it. . . . You're fake news. . . But lots of people are saying, . . . they think it's shameless how you in the fake-news, left-wing media are exploiting the graphics of this terrible situation, the screaming infants and bewildered toddlers, and even with sound files you push out there of babies crying as though it was the end of time. . . . Shameless, . . utterly shameless!"
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Above CAPTION based on reports he bewailed the liberal use of graphics in the child-parent separation policy of his heartless administration as reported byAbc nEW:
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/note-trump-standing-virtually/story?id=56017560
"Have you no shame, Sir?" . . . Please come CAPTION Presidented Trump!!!!
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Donald ("What's wrong with you?" ) Trump is saying: "You know what I think? . . . I'll tell you but you won't report it. . . . You're fake news. . . But lots of people are saying, . . . they think it's shameless how you in the fake-news, left-wing media are exploiting the graphics of this terrible situation, the screaming infants and bewildered toddlers, and even with sound files you push out there of babies crying as though it was the end of time. . . . Shameless, . . utterly shameless!"
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Above CAPTION based on reports he bewailed the liberal use of graphics in the child-parent separation policy of his heartless administration as reported byAbc nEW:
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/note-trump-standing-virtually/story?id=56017560
June 19, 2018
Kirstjen ("I need a freezer just to stay warm" ) Nielsen is saying: "As to the separation of children from their presumptive parents, actually the most humane policy, although it’s not a policy, it’s only called ‘a policy,’ by those who have no sensible governing principle for their words, or no intelligent ‘policy’ in other words, no matter what you call it, is to follow the law, because without the law you can’t be humane because you’re too busy defending yourself. . . . That should be obvious even to you. . . . So someday those caged and crying toddlers will grow up and understand and then they'll thank us, of that you can be sure!"
"At my command, you will line up alphabetically!" Please come CAPTION D.H.S. Kirstjen Nielsen!
Kirstjen ("I need a freezer just to stay warm" ) Nielsen is saying: "As to the separation of children from their presumptive parents, actually the most humane policy, although it’s not a policy, it’s only called ‘a policy,’ by those who have no sensible governing principle for their words, or no intelligent ‘policy’ in other words, no matter what you call it, is to follow the law, because without the law you can’t be humane because you’re too busy defending yourself. . . . That should be obvious even to you. . . . So someday those caged and crying toddlers will grow up and understand and then they'll thank us, of that you can be sure!"
June 18, 2018
Steve Doocy first said: "Some of these children have never gone to the bathroom inside before, or eaten at a table, . . ."
Ainsley Earhardt continued: "and many of the kids say they don't care if they ever see their mothers again, especially when we point out how their parents are criminals and were trying to make them accessories, besides . . ."
Brian Kilmeade finished with: "it's in the Bible."
Then a pause during which all three are thinking: "Why doesn't this seem to be working?"
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Above CAPTION based on some of the bovine fecal matter they were slinging about in the A block of thier first hour this a.m. in response to the uproar over the separatiuon of chil;dren from their parents at the border as covered by CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/18/politics/immigration-trump-congress-family-separation/index.html
"And they want us to put them to work!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox & Fiends!!!
Steve Doocy first said: "Some of these children have never gone to the bathroom inside before, or eaten at a table, . . ."
Ainsley Earhardt continued: "and many of the kids say they don't care if they ever see their mothers again, especially when we point out how their parents are criminals and were trying to make them accessories, besides . . ."
Brian Kilmeade finished with: "it's in the Bible."
Then a pause during which all three are thinking: "Why doesn't this seem to be working?"
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Above CAPTION based on some of the bovine fecal matter they were slinging about in the A block of thier first hour this a.m. in response to the uproar over the separatiuon of chil;dren from their parents at the border as covered by CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/18/politics/immigration-trump-congress-family-separation/index.html
June 16, 2018
Donald ("I get high on myself!" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, Steve, buddy, you know I love Paul and think he's getting a historically rotten deal, but I haven't even begun to think about pardons yet, . . . and besides, they'd be restricted to those who I thought were treated unfair, but who knows? . . . We'll have to wait and see."
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Above CAPTION based on statements, present and past, this bozo has actually made about Manafort and then on considering pardons, claiming not to have thought of them while characterizing just what would warrant such a (not yet thought-of) pardon. He's turning our less inquisitive fellows inside out while empowering those whose conscience was only a veneer at the best of times, and these aren't them. Amen. Who says CAPTIONing can't have a political heart?
The Original Dry Drunk! . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I get high on myself!" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, Steve, buddy, you know I love Paul and think he's getting a historically rotten deal, but I haven't even begun to think about pardons yet, . . . and besides, they'd be restricted to those who I thought were treated unfair, but who knows? . . . We'll have to wait and see."
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Above CAPTION based on statements, present and past, this bozo has actually made about Manafort and then on considering pardons, claiming not to have thought of them while characterizing just what would warrant such a (not yet thought-of) pardon. He's turning our less inquisitive fellows inside out while empowering those whose conscience was only a veneer at the best of times, and these aren't them. Amen. Who says CAPTIONing can't have a political heart?
June 14, 2018
Rudy ("No terrorism on my watch!" ) Giuliani is saying: "Listen, Michael Cohen isn't about to flip, and even if he did, there is nothing he could say to Mueller because the President is entirely innocent. . . . Absolutely! . . . But he wouldn't flip regardless. Michael Cohen is a fine man, and a smart man, a man who understands what the gratitude of a man who values loyalty above all things can actually be! . . . Especially if he has to suffer a few seeming hardships in the short term. . . . Anyway, there wouldn't be anything for him to say, as should by now be obvious."
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Above CAPTION based on the following story as reported in Politico:
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/14/giuliani-cohen-no-flip-cooperate-645619
The Mayor of Trump's America! . . . Please come CAPTION Rudy Giuliani!!!!
Rudy ("No terrorism on my watch!" ) Giuliani is saying: "Listen, Michael Cohen isn't about to flip, and even if he did, there is nothing he could say to Mueller because the President is entirely innocent. . . . Absolutely! . . . But he wouldn't flip regardless. Michael Cohen is a fine man, and a smart man, a man who understands what the gratitude of a man who values loyalty above all things can actually be! . . . Especially if he has to suffer a few seeming hardships in the short term. . . . Anyway, there wouldn't be anything for him to say, as should by now be obvious."
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Above CAPTION based on the following story as reported in Politico:
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/14/giuliani-cohen-no-flip-cooperate-645619
June 13, 2018
Donald Jerkoff Trump is saying: "Seriously, Kim-bo, a couple high-rise towers on those beaches will drive the chicks wild! . . . You'll be swimming in p*ssy . . . And you're right, these sure are some world-class negotiations."
"The Art of the Spiel!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!!
Donald Jerkoff Trump is saying: "Seriously, Kim-bo, a couple high-rise towers on those beaches will drive the chicks wild! . . . You'll be swimming in p*ssy . . . And you're right, these sure are some world-class negotiations."
June 12, 2018
Donald ("The John's John" ) Trump is saying: "Nice thing about you, Kim-Bo, is that you won't speak behind my back like Sick, Little Justin Trudeau. . . And even if you did, I wouldn't understand you anyway. . . . That's called a win-win!"
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Above CAPTION based on the histrionic deal Trump just cut with Kim Jong Un, 6.12.18, as covered everywhere.
"And yesterday I bought the Brooklyn Bridge. What a deal!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("The John's John" ) Trump is saying: "Nice thing about you, Kim-Bo, is that you won't speak behind my back like Sick, Little Justin Trudeau. . . And even if you did, I wouldn't understand you anyway. . . . That's called a win-win!"
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Above CAPTION based on the histrionic deal Trump just cut with Kim Jong Un, 6.12.18, as covered everywhere.
June 11, 2018
Peter ("You broke my favorite crayon" ) Navarro is saying: "I don't think I'm going too far in calling Justin Trudeau a whiny little freak with a sissy last name. . . . Why I'll bet he takes rose-scented high-colonics every night before he goes beddy-bye. . . . Trump could b*tch-slap that little muffin without even waking up. . . . The only thing I don't understand is why so many people object to my rhetoric. After all, how can you go overboard when talking about a panty-sniffing Judas and public toss-off?"
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Above CAPTION based in this Bozo's reaction to Trudeau's moderate response to the failed G7 meeting as covered by CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/10/politics/peter-navarro-justin-trudeau/index.html
"I've got yer diplomacy right here!" . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's trade mavin, Peter Navarro!!
Peter ("You broke my favorite crayon" ) Navarro is saying: "I don't think I'm going too far in calling Justin Trudeau a whiny little freak with a sissy last name. . . . Why I'll bet he takes rose-scented high-colonics every night before he goes beddy-bye. . . . Trump could b*tch-slap that little muffin without even waking up. . . . The only thing I don't understand is why so many people object to my rhetoric. After all, how can you go overboard when talking about a panty-sniffing Judas and public toss-off?"
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Above CAPTION based in this Bozo's reaction to Trudeau's moderate response to the failed G7 meeting as covered by CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/10/politics/peter-navarro-justin-trudeau/index.html
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