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July 31, 2013
Scott ("What's Alzheimer's Disease? I forgot."
Walker is saying, "Listen, police and firemen are like all other governmental employees. Why should they have unions and no one else? . . . We're introducing a bill at the next sessions to ban all unions! . . .What we really need to do is ban all employee communication and interaction when it comes to discussions of wage, working conditions, vacations, retirement, and whatnot. . . . My lawyers are busy right now trying to draft a law."
"How come the other kids all seem to have a good time?" Please come CAPTION Scott Walker!
Scott ("What's Alzheimer's Disease? I forgot."
Walker is saying, "Listen, police and firemen are like all other governmental employees. Why should they have unions and no one else? . . . We're introducing a bill at the next sessions to ban all unions! . . .What we really need to do is ban all employee communication and interaction when it comes to discussions of wage, working conditions, vacations, retirement, and whatnot. . . . My lawyers are busy right now trying to draft a law."
July 31, 2013
Bill ("Each time I open my mouth, I almost disappear" ) O'Reilly is saying: ". . . and the panel that testified before Congress for this so-called 'Discussion on Race' was terribly unbalanced. . . . All three of the participants were far-left zealots who consistently painted the U.S. as hateful and intolerant toward minorities. . . . There was not a single racist on the panel! . . . Not one! . . . No one to stand up for the benefits of discrimination. . . . Can you believe it? . . . And that's the memo. . . Stay tuned for a fair-and-balanced debate with Ted Nugent. . . . The topic? . . . Is Obama evil or criminally insane?"
"Never enough mirrors!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!!
Bill ("Each time I open my mouth, I almost disappear" ) O'Reilly is saying: ". . . and the panel that testified before Congress for this so-called 'Discussion on Race' was terribly unbalanced. . . . All three of the participants were far-left zealots who consistently painted the U.S. as hateful and intolerant toward minorities. . . . There was not a single racist on the panel! . . . Not one! . . . No one to stand up for the benefits of discrimination. . . . Can you believe it? . . . And that's the memo. . . Stay tuned for a fair-and-balanced debate with Ted Nugent. . . . The topic? . . . Is Obama evil or criminally insane?"
July 30, 2013
Lauren ("I can never figure out what I'm missing" Green is saying: "You can't seriously believe that anyone will swallow that! . . . No Muslim scholar, so called, can be objective or provide a substantial intelligent perspective on Christianity, much less Jesus. . . . It's just not in your genes. . . . Whereas a Christian scholar is raised in a culture that respects true objectivity and intellectual prowess. . . . What do you have to say to that? . . . Quickly please, I've only got 12 seconds to a hard break."
Fox's Lauren Green teaches Reza Aslan some scholarship, you bet. Come CAPTION Ms. Running-on-Empty!
Lauren ("I can never figure out what I'm missing"
Green is saying: "You can't seriously believe that anyone will swallow that! . . . No Muslim scholar, so called, can be objective or provide a substantial intelligent perspective on Christianity, much less Jesus. . . . It's just not in your genes. . . . Whereas a Christian scholar is raised in a culture that respects true objectivity and intellectual prowess. . . . What do you have to say to that? . . . Quickly please, I've only got 12 seconds to a hard break."
July 29, 2013
Rush ("Never too many lies" Limbaugh and Sean ("Hit the hammer on the head" Hannity both just finished saying (in concert): "Listen, we're not worried about losing the Cumulus contract. We were thinking about leaving their puny 40 stations anyway. . . . Cumulus wasn't good enough for us. . . . They could only think about the bottom line, not the truth. . . . This is what happens to prophets crying in the wilderness. . . . Anyway, there were too many commercials. . . . And the liberals and child-killing progressives threatened to boycott our sponsors. . . . What can you expect from whiners who never take responsibility for themselves. . . . All they have are excuses and hate. . . . Always blaming someone else for their pitiful lives!!"
"Something's wrong with my mirror." . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity!!!!
Rush ("Never too many lies"
Limbaugh and Sean ("Hit the hammer on the head" Hannity both just finished saying (in concert): "Listen, we're not worried about losing the Cumulus contract. We were thinking about leaving their puny 40 stations anyway. . . . Cumulus wasn't good enough for us. . . . They could only think about the bottom line, not the truth. . . . This is what happens to prophets crying in the wilderness. . . . Anyway, there were too many commercials. . . . And the liberals and child-killing progressives threatened to boycott our sponsors. . . . What can you expect from whiners who never take responsibility for themselves. . . . All they have are excuses and hate. . . . Always blaming someone else for their pitiful lives!!"
July 28, 2013
Anthony ("If I'm speaking I'm not on Twitter" Weiner is saying: "To answer your question: There weren't more than six to eight others, I don't mean incidents, I mean people, not counting inquiries, suggestions, and what I call 'phone-flashes' or 'toned flatteries.' Depending of course what one wishes to call inappropriate. . . . Like is it inappropriate to simply give specs for a 3D printer? . . . That's more like math, like homework. . . . Or is it inappropriate to share a little adventure with my friend as the lead character, dressing him in little suits and uniforms and towels and stuff for the different shots? . . . Is it inappropriate if they can't see your face, like if you're in the buff with a clown-face doing silly things. Is that inappropriate? . . . Like I said not more than eight or ten, if you don't count. . . ."
"Why, oh why, don't they want me?" Please come CAPTION Anthony Weiner!!!
Anthony ("If I'm speaking I'm not on Twitter"
Weiner is saying: "To answer your question: There weren't more than six to eight others, I don't mean incidents, I mean people, not counting inquiries, suggestions, and what I call 'phone-flashes' or 'toned flatteries.' Depending of course what one wishes to call inappropriate. . . . Like is it inappropriate to simply give specs for a 3D printer? . . . That's more like math, like homework. . . . Or is it inappropriate to share a little adventure with my friend as the lead character, dressing him in little suits and uniforms and towels and stuff for the different shots? . . . Is it inappropriate if they can't see your face, like if you're in the buff with a clown-face doing silly things. Is that inappropriate? . . . Like I said not more than eight or ten, if you don't count. . . ."
July 27, 2013
Megyn (The piece-of-work's piece-of-work) Kelly is saying: "And in our next segment we'll examine the question: Is Obama crazy or evil? . . . And just which of his actions come from his being evil, and which from just being crazy? . . . Stay on Fox . . . Fair and balanced as always!!"
"Can I get a second mortgage on my soul, please?" Please come CAPTION Megyn Kelly!!!
Megyn (The piece-of-work's piece-of-work) Kelly is saying: "And in our next segment we'll examine the question: Is Obama crazy or evil? . . . And just which of his actions come from his being evil, and which from just being crazy? . . . Stay on Fox . . . Fair and balanced as always!!"
July 26, 2013
Bill (The American Pope) O'Reilly is saying: "And the nasty little secret is that there is no racism in America today! . . . . Let me say that again there is no racism in America today! . . . At least not to the extent that the racism merchants would have you believe. . . . Oh, there might be a couple dozen racists in every state, but they are far from common. . . . They as rare as an honest liberal. . . . And every thinking African American alive today knows that's the absolute truth . . . . Or at least they would know it if they'd stop smoking dope, acting out, pimping their baby momas, gambling and drinking, shuck-jiving, busting caps, and listening to rap music, and so on."
Making minds out of molehills. Please come CAPTION Mr. Bill O'Reilly!!!!
Bill (The American Pope) O'Reilly is saying: "And the nasty little secret is that there is no racism in America today! . . . . Let me say that again there is no racism in America today! . . . At least not to the extent that the racism merchants would have you believe. . . . Oh, there might be a couple dozen racists in every state, but they are far from common. . . . They as rare as an honest liberal. . . . And every thinking African American alive today knows that's the absolute truth . . . . Or at least they would know it if they'd stop smoking dope, acting out, pimping their baby momas, gambling and drinking, shuck-jiving, busting caps, and listening to rap music, and so on."
July 24, 2013
"Listen, Anthony Weiner is really just sick, sick, sick. . . . At this point the best he can hope to be is an example of what someone looks like who is a flaming egoist with terrible tastes and superficial priorities and who can't stop trying get in the public eye! . . . Can you imagine such a spruced-up piece of fecal matter?"
Someone forgot to take out the garbage. Please come CAPTION The Donald!!
"Listen, Anthony Weiner is really just sick, sick, sick. . . . At this point the best he can hope to be is an example of what someone looks like who is a flaming egoist with terrible tastes and superficial priorities and who can't stop trying get in the public eye! . . . Can you imagine such a spruced-up piece of fecal matter?"
July 24, 2013
Glenn ("My talking dog gives me sage advice" Beck is saying: "It's important for our audience to know that they're listening to a reasonable person, . . . someone sane of thought as well as appearance . . . Someone temperate and moderate. . . . Someone who can survive on barb-wire and song. . . . Someone who can read the alien messages in clouds. . . . Someone with the Masonic secret for walking through walls and who can conduct improvised operas. . . . . . .Heck, people can take just one look at me and know exactly what they're dealing with! "
If summer comes, can winter be for behinds? Please come CAPTION Head Wreck (Glenn Beck)!!!
Glenn ("My talking dog gives me sage advice"
Beck is saying: "It's important for our audience to know that they're listening to a reasonable person, . . . someone sane of thought as well as appearance . . . Someone temperate and moderate. . . . Someone who can survive on barb-wire and song. . . . Someone who can read the alien messages in clouds. . . . Someone with the Masonic secret for walking through walls and who can conduct improvised operas. . . . . . .Heck, people can take just one look at me and know exactly what they're dealing with! "
July 23, 2013
Rush ("Integrity is just a nine-letter word" Limbaugh is saying: "That's the truth nobody will tell you! . . . Caucasians trafficked in slavery for a shorter period than any other race in the history of the planet. . . . That's not saying slavery was good. It wasn't. . . . But by gum, the slaves over here had it pretty damned good, comparatively. . . . They had white owners who were small business men, and like small businessmen everywhere, they tried to keep their equipment in good working order. . . . Thus the slaves had something even better than food stamps or health care insurance: they had real food and doctors! . . . Right there! . . . . Makes you wonder just who owes who the reparations, doesn't it? . . . I'm waiting for Obama to cut me a check!!!"
On edit:
The second sentence in the CAPTION was actually said by this waste of human space.
Through the looking glass's looking glass. Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!!
Rush ("Integrity is just a nine-letter word"
Limbaugh is saying: "That's the truth nobody will tell you! . . . Caucasians trafficked in slavery for a shorter period than any other race in the history of the planet. . . . That's not saying slavery was good. It wasn't. . . . But by gum, the slaves over here had it pretty damned good, comparatively. . . . They had white owners who were small business men, and like small businessmen everywhere, they tried to keep their equipment in good working order. . . . Thus the slaves had something even better than food stamps or health care insurance: they had real food and doctors! . . . Right there! . . . . Makes you wonder just who owes who the reparations, doesn't it? . . . I'm waiting for Obama to cut me a check!!!"
On edit:
The second sentence in the CAPTION was actually said by this waste of human space.
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