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July 7, 2017
Donald ("He ate my lunch"
Trump: "Is saying. . . . Hey, everybody, this is Vlad. . . . He'll be moving in with me at the White House. . . . Sorry, I'm not taking any questions."
"He says I can call him Vlad." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("He ate my lunch"
Trump: "Is saying. . . . Hey, everybody, this is Vlad. . . . He'll be moving in with me at the White House. . . . Sorry, I'm not taking any questions."
July 7, 2017
Donald ("People are saying . . ." Trump is tweeting: "Plus all G20 participants are talking about Obama’s wiretapping, dishonest American media, and our politically biased Special Investigator on a witch hunt. Shameful!"
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Above CAPTION Based on Trump's tweet to the effect G20 was abuzz with talk of John Podesta's refusal to hand the DNC server over to authorities as covered by The Washington Times:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jul/7/donald-trump-tweets-that-g-20-participants-are-tal/
"You can't believe what what I'm hearing!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("People are saying . . ."
Trump is tweeting: "Plus all G20 participants are talking about Obama’s wiretapping, dishonest American media, and our politically biased Special Investigator on a witch hunt. Shameful!"
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Above CAPTION Based on Trump's tweet to the effect G20 was abuzz with talk of John Podesta's refusal to hand the DNC server over to authorities as covered by The Washington Times:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jul/7/donald-trump-tweets-that-g-20-participants-are-tal/
July 6, 2017
Donald ("My mirror loves me" Trump: "Don't worry, folks, I know what I'm doing. . . . I'm the greatest at diplomacy. . . . If I got together with that little coward, I wouldn't pull down his little-boy pants and spank him, 'cause he'd probably piss all over himself, and me. Then he'd resent us forever. . . . Or he may even get to like it. . . I mean, who knows? . . . But spanking another foreign leader isn't diplomacy, I can tell you that."."
"I'll put a heavy move on Kim Jong-un!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!
Donald ("My mirror loves me"
Trump: "Don't worry, folks, I know what I'm doing. . . . I'm the greatest at diplomacy. . . . If I got together with that little coward, I wouldn't pull down his little-boy pants and spank him, 'cause he'd probably piss all over himself, and me. Then he'd resent us forever. . . . Or he may even get to like it. . . I mean, who knows? . . . But spanking another foreign leader isn't diplomacy, I can tell you that."."
July 6, 2017
Donald ("Once again, who the hell's on first?" Trump is saying: "If you two ever even think about hiding the presidential limousine from me again, you'll be scrubbing toilets at Leavenworth for the rest of your pathetic little lives!."
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Above CAPTION based on the lonely clip of ol' senile walking right passed his limo (all decked out with flags and seals), as posted posted at Crooks and Liars:
http://crooksandliars.com/2017/07/confused-elderly-man-wanders-away-his
"The red button's for more salsa, right?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Once again, who the hell's on first?"
Trump is saying: "If you two ever even think about hiding the presidential limousine from me again, you'll be scrubbing toilets at Leavenworth for the rest of your pathetic little lives!."
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Above CAPTION based on the lonely clip of ol' senile walking right passed his limo (all decked out with flags and seals), as posted posted at Crooks and Liars:
http://crooksandliars.com/2017/07/confused-elderly-man-wanders-away-his
July 5, 2017
Alex (Lonely Brain Cell) Jones is saying: "Not only should we defund National Public Radio, but we should begin criminal proceedings against them for inciting treason against The United States of America! . . . . The facts are clear, right out there, in your face. Here are two clips from "Morning Edition yesterday, on July fourth (if you can believe it), with voices from different members of the left-wing Hollywood elite and the professional politician class. The Trump haters, in other words. . . Here's the first (voice says: 'A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people'). . . . How blatant can your get? . . . Well, as though That wasn't enough, here's the second (voice says: 'It is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute a new government') . . . Good lord!!! They put it right out there. . . . There's not a court in the land that wouldn't convict them, . . . that is unless there's something fishy going on."
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Above CAPTION loosely based on Trump voters' reaction to NPR having "The Declaration of Independence" read on the 4th of July, as noted in this DU post by bigtree:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029288941
"All Things Unconsidered." . . . Please come CAPTION Alex Jones!!
Alex (Lonely Brain Cell) Jones is saying: "Not only should we defund National Public Radio, but we should begin criminal proceedings against them for inciting treason against The United States of America! . . . . The facts are clear, right out there, in your face. Here are two clips from "Morning Edition yesterday, on July fourth (if you can believe it), with voices from different members of the left-wing Hollywood elite and the professional politician class. The Trump haters, in other words. . . Here's the first (voice says: 'A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people'). . . . How blatant can your get? . . . Well, as though That wasn't enough, here's the second (voice says: 'It is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute a new government') . . . Good lord!!! They put it right out there. . . . There's not a court in the land that wouldn't convict them, . . . that is unless there's something fishy going on."
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Above CAPTION loosely based on Trump voters' reaction to NPR having "The Declaration of Independence" read on the 4th of July, as noted in this DU post by bigtree:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029288941
July 4, 2017
Donald (Man with a Golden An*l Plug) Trump is saying: "Listen, if there's anyone who knows what he's doing it's me. . . . I'll simply tell that stupid, little squirt that I have the utmost respect for him, but if he doesn't stop lobbing missiles around and exploding nuclear bombs, I'll smack the piss out of him. . . . He'll respect strong language, believe me.. . . That should take care of it!"
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Above CAPTION based on North Korea's shooting of a medium-range ballistic missile on the 4th of July 2017 and Trump's hand fisted babel of responses as covered by ABC News:
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-targets-north-korea-missile-test-latest-twitter/story?id=48430486
The Art of the Speil. . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald (Man with a Golden An*l Plug) Trump is saying: "Listen, if there's anyone who knows what he's doing it's me. . . . I'll simply tell that stupid, little squirt that I have the utmost respect for him, but if he doesn't stop lobbing missiles around and exploding nuclear bombs, I'll smack the piss out of him. . . . He'll respect strong language, believe me.. . . That should take care of it!"
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Above CAPTION based on North Korea's shooting of a medium-range ballistic missile on the 4th of July 2017 and Trump's hand fisted babel of responses as covered by ABC News:
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-targets-north-korea-missile-test-latest-twitter/story?id=48430486
July 4, 2017
Donald ("My Constitution is better than yours" Trump just finished saying: "Listen, nobody loves the First Amendment more than I do, but if you can't figuratively body-slam America's current worst enemy, there's always the Second Amendment. (I mean this figuratively, of course.). . . Why do you think they came up with the Second anyway? . . . To correct the First!"
"America, your gift this year is ME!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("My Constitution is better than yours"
Trump just finished saying: "Listen, nobody loves the First Amendment more than I do, but if you can't figuratively body-slam America's current worst enemy, there's always the Second Amendment. (I mean this figuratively, of course.). . . Why do you think they came up with the Second anyway? . . . To correct the First!"
July 3, 2017
In Donald Trump's dream, CNN is saying from behind the icon: "PresiDented pencil d*ck, here, couldn't hurt a love-sick ladybug. . . . He's just a ton of lard and hair coloring. . . . Why. I'd break his puny back just by looking at him!! . . . (WHAA? HUMPH!! F*CK! CRASH!) . . . Well, I guess you showed me there Mr. President. . . . From now on we'll have your back."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump tweet of 7..2.17 as covered by ABC Online:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-03/trump-posts-wrestling-video-of-him-physically-beating-up-cnn/8671880
"I'll give you freedom of the press. Here's your freedom of the press!" Please come CAPTION CNN!!!
In Donald Trump's dream, CNN is saying from behind the icon: "PresiDented pencil d*ck, here, couldn't hurt a love-sick ladybug. . . . He's just a ton of lard and hair coloring. . . . Why. I'd break his puny back just by looking at him!! . . . (WHAA? HUMPH!! F*CK! CRASH!) . . . Well, I guess you showed me there Mr. President. . . . From now on we'll have your back."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump tweet of 7..2.17 as covered by ABC Online:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-03/trump-posts-wrestling-video-of-him-physically-beating-up-cnn/8671880
July 2, 2017
Donald ("After all, what's a little psychosis among friends?" ) Trump is saying: "In order to combat this tyranny of the press, I will be putting forward a bill to make it a criminal felony with a minimum sentence of five years of hard time without the possibility of parole for any journalist to publish a story containing not only classified material, but also containing any unattributed quotes or observations or opinions. . . . To combat fake news, my law will require full attribution for all stories including the sources' full, legal names, addresses, all phone and e-mail numbers, as well as times that might be found at listed secluded locations. . . . Who can object to THAT?. . . But you just watch and see how the devious media treat this!"
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Above CAPTION loosely based on Trump's address to a "faith audience" at the Kennedy Center 7/1/17 as covered by the NY Times:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/01/us/politics/trump-tweets-stoke-voter-fraud-claim-and-attack-news-media.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fus&action=click&contentCollection=us
"What's 'draconian' mean?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("After all, what's a little psychosis among friends?" ) Trump is saying: "In order to combat this tyranny of the press, I will be putting forward a bill to make it a criminal felony with a minimum sentence of five years of hard time without the possibility of parole for any journalist to publish a story containing not only classified material, but also containing any unattributed quotes or observations or opinions. . . . To combat fake news, my law will require full attribution for all stories including the sources' full, legal names, addresses, all phone and e-mail numbers, as well as times that might be found at listed secluded locations. . . . Who can object to THAT?. . . But you just watch and see how the devious media treat this!"
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Above CAPTION loosely based on Trump's address to a "faith audience" at the Kennedy Center 7/1/17 as covered by the NY Times:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/01/us/politics/trump-tweets-stoke-voter-fraud-claim-and-attack-news-media.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fus&action=click&contentCollection=us
July 1, 2017
Donald ("Hemingway, eat your heart out!) Trump is texting: "The money funds were depleted, sweating, leaning against the wall beside the rushing flow. The creditors will breach the door any second, they thought, then we'll hav to learn to start breating underwater fast."
then
"'That one is blind,' he thought. Flynn knew his alleys. 'He's got to come out sometime. And when he does, I'll have some pointed suggestions.'"
then
"KellyAnne slowly lifted her skirt. I knew I shouldn't look, but I was a goner."
then
"The Clinton troops had sucked the countryside dry. There were only a few groves left for cover. 'It isn't much,' I thought, 'but with any luck I could be in camp by nightfall.'"
etc.
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Above CAPTIONs based on Cory Lewandowski's comparison of Hemingway's tweets to Hemingway's fiction, presumably in terms of quality of style. Covered here at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029276072
"And it was the worst of times." . . . Please come CAPTION Ernest Hemingway/Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Hemingway, eat your heart out!) Trump is texting: "The money funds were depleted, sweating, leaning against the wall beside the rushing flow. The creditors will breach the door any second, they thought, then we'll hav to learn to start breating underwater fast."
then
"'That one is blind,' he thought. Flynn knew his alleys. 'He's got to come out sometime. And when he does, I'll have some pointed suggestions.'"
then
"KellyAnne slowly lifted her skirt. I knew I shouldn't look, but I was a goner."
then
"The Clinton troops had sucked the countryside dry. There were only a few groves left for cover. 'It isn't much,' I thought, 'but with any luck I could be in camp by nightfall.'"
etc.
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Above CAPTIONs based on Cory Lewandowski's comparison of Hemingway's tweets to Hemingway's fiction, presumably in terms of quality of style. Covered here at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029276072
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