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January 21, 2021

"Wht's all this talk about 'truth' and 'facts'?" . . . Come CAPTION F&F's Ainsley Earhardt!!!



Ainsley Earhardt is saying: "So, just how is the Biden administration trying to bring us together by emphasizing 'truth' and 'facts' about, for example, the virus and election results? . . . Don't they know there are always two sides?"
January 20, 2021

Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!



ex-Presidented Trump is saying: "They could at least have let me keep the plane."
January 20, 2021

Now is the winter of our content. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented (for 3 more hours) Trump is saying: "The movement we have started is a gigantic one, an historic movement, you might say. It's real American movement and overpowers anyone in its way. . . . And when I look deeply into this movement, I can see my future."




January 19, 2021

Meanwhile, back at the fair's pardon booth. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!!




PresiDented Trump is saying: "And for that price, you not only get a pardon but you get a deluxe family pass that allows you and up to four family members to go on any and all rides until 12 noon tomorrow."
January 18, 2021

Yahweh makes another horrible mistake. . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump is thinking: "What the heck did he mean? . . . 'Oh merde' isn't even English."

January 16, 2021

"I guess it's time to fess up." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



from CAPTIONS from an Ideal World:

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I must say a few important things before I leave for the good of our great country. First: the election. I was terribly misinformed into believing it was stolen. It wasn't. Soon-to-be President Biden won it fair and square, and I made a serious mistake. I want all my followers to give their full support to our new president as I know I will from this day forward. . . . Second: the Ukraine call. Again some of my most fervent supporters led me to believe the Biden's son Hunter was . . ."
January 10, 2021

The bully without a pulpit. . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Trump is saying: "Hello, Mr. Aabant, this is your favorite president. . . . No, no, no. This isn't a robo-call, don't hang up. . . . They took Twitter away from me so I'm calling every American citizen directly. . . . I want to talk about the historic events of the past weeks, specifically the stealing of the election. . . . Oh don't go, you won't believe what they did. . . . Well, okay, I understand. You can't let it boil over. . . Besides, I've got a lot more calls to make."
January 9, 2021

Profiles in Perfidy, XLIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump saying: "Are you seriously implying I encouraged people to riot and resort to violence? . . . That's just the type of inane question I'd expect to get from a pencil-necked geek at a failing paper. . . . I don't have a violent bone in my body, and that should be obvious to anyone who doesn't deserve a good thrashing for all of his pathetic lies!"
January 8, 2021

Please come CAPTION Presidential Metal of Freedom winner Rush Limbaugh!!!



Rush (Traitor to Human Consciousness) Limbaugh is saying: "The thing wrong with yesterday's protestors, who are all great patriots by the way, was not that they used too much violence, but that they weren't violent enough. . . . What would have happen to our country if, in 1776, Washington was afraid of getting his hands a little dirty?"


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Above CAPTION based on the following clip and story from Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2021/01/rush-limbaugh-calls-more-violence-name-0


January 7, 2021

Profiles in Perfidy, XLII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented ("I won more than anyone in the entire history of winning" )Trump is saying: "So Jim Acosta, a Trump-hater and hack reporter at CNN, reports my advisors think I'm out of my mind. . . . Fake News! . . . I'm not obsessed with losing the election and for one good reason: I didn't lose! . . . I won it all and by a lot! . . . In fact, we have proof that Dominion switched over 25% of my votes and gave them to Biden. . . . We found and have proof of over 30,000 voters who were held in one tiny sweatshop in Nancy's Pelosi's China Town. . . . The Democrats hired hundreds of Ouija Board ninjas to put a spell on suburban housewives in selected states. . . . The only thing I'm obsessed with is getting at the truth. . . . In fact, I'm going to announce a Truth Task Force tomorrow and give them all the necessary evidence including the Roswell documents, the sealed notes from the Warren Commission, and Amelia Earhart's secret baseball memoirs. . . . Then we'll see . . .!"

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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