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January 6, 2021

Profiles in Perfidy XLI. . . .Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump




PresiDented Trump is saying: "The Constitution is very clear: I get to keep the plane."

January 5, 2021

"I had the 'F' legally changed to a 'T.'" Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!




Tucker (Dumb *ucker) Carlson is saying: "And now it turns out Ol' Blind Joe has been bribing God with prayers and offerings at his church, and what's more, he's has been doing so not just for years but for decades!. . . . These guys will stoop to anything!"
January 3, 2021

"I just wanted to inquire about your family." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDent (flaming-hot-mess) Trump is saying: ""Oh yeah, Brad. . . I meant to ask about your family. . . . I haven't asked about your family have I? . . . I forget. . . because I'm concerned. . . . I hope they're well, . . . I mean, because you know, it would be terrible if something was to happen to one or more of them. . . . That would be tragic, wouldn't it, Brad?"


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Above CAPTION based on the lengthy call Trump made to Georgia's Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger, trying to get him to change that state's election results.
December 31, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XL. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented ("I'm still looking for a 'sky-hook'" ) Trump is saying: "Get this right for once, okay. . . . I'm not saying I think I'm better than God. I know I'm better than God, . . . and for once good reason: . . . God doesn't tweet!"
December 27, 2020

Bringing Out the Worst in Us, 24/7. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump is saying "It's not fair using what I say or do against me. . . You guys should have to make up your own stuff!"
December 24, 2020

The Certainties of Donald Trump. . . Please come CAPTION the pathos of our current resident!



PresiDented (Morbidly Obese Ego) Trump is saying: "Even though McConnell, Pence, Barr, the whole world has turned against me, I knew you'd stay by my side. . . . That's the one thing I always knew for sure, right Melania? . . . Right Melania? . . . Melania?"
December 22, 2020

"It's the My Pillow guy!" . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Lindell!!!



Mike Lindell is saying: "It's the leftists at Fox News that won't let us talk about the Dominion voting machines. . . . They made up an excuse about being sued and not having any proof. . . . Thank God Newsmax isn't so craven and cowardly. . . . Why Dominion single highhandedly changed over one million votes in swing states in order to . . . Hey, what happened to my feed? . . . It's like I got cut off. . . . What the hell happened? . . . Sebastian, Sebastian, can you hear me?"



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Above CAPTION based on Lindell's recent reception on Newsmax:

https://www.mediamatters.org/sebastian-gorka/amidst-defamation-threats-newsmax-host-cuts-guest-spewing-dominion-conspiracy
December 21, 2020

None dare call it reason. . . . Please come CAPTION Michael Flynn!!



Michael ("I thought you were supposed to lie to the F.B.I." ) Flynn is saying: "Sidney's right Mr. President. If you don't want to call it 'martial law,' we could call it 'get to know your troops.' . . . Or maybe something snappier like 'protected voting' with slogans like 'Fighting for Your Democracy' and 'Make My Election Day, Punk.' . . . I'll bet Eastwood would make an ad! . . . We need to do something to save democracy!"
December 19, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XL. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump is thinking: "Geez, less than thirty-three days to give away the country. . . . So much to do!"
December 15, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XXXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented ("It's a free country . . . for me" )Trump is saying: "Very strong evidence of voting fraud is coming in even as we speak, especially about the voting machines. . . . One source, a man named John Donne, a very smart person, dean or something over in England, said 'death shall have no Dominion,' and if death won't have it . . . or even Texas, you've got big problems, . . . huge problems! . . . By the way, I'm still waiting for Biden's concession call."

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I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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