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December 15, 2020
Bill ("Never too much pie!" ) Barr is saying: "Listen, when I found Russian intelligence agents on his roladex, I held my tongue. . . . When evidence emerged that he had the mob take care of Jeffrey Epstein, I looked the other way. . . . When phone taps on convicted criminals indicated he was selling pardons, I didn't do a thing. . . . But when he said Catholics were far easier to corrupt than Protestants. . . . Well, let's just say it was time to go."
The straw that broke the camel's back. . . . Please come CAPTION Bill Barr!!!
Bill ("Never too much pie!" ) Barr is saying: "Listen, when I found Russian intelligence agents on his roladex, I held my tongue. . . . When evidence emerged that he had the mob take care of Jeffrey Epstein, I looked the other way. . . . When phone taps on convicted criminals indicated he was selling pardons, I didn't do a thing. . . . But when he said Catholics were far easier to corrupt than Protestants. . . . Well, let's just say it was time to go."
December 12, 2020
PresiDented ("I'm still the winner!" ) Trump is saying: "So now the deep state has turned The Supreme Court of the United States into a cheerleader line for Joe Biden! . . . That leaves me no alternative! I'd got to call in a few favors from God. . . . He owes me . . . big time. . . I just can't figure out if I want an asteroid shower, a crew of ninja assassins, or the earth to open and swallow Joe Biden. . . . Whatever's best for America!"
Profiles in Perfidy, XXXVIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented ("I'm still the winner!" ) Trump is saying: "So now the deep state has turned The Supreme Court of the United States into a cheerleader line for Joe Biden! . . . That leaves me no alternative! I'd got to call in a few favors from God. . . . He owes me . . . big time. . . I just can't figure out if I want an asteroid shower, a crew of ninja assassins, or the earth to open and swallow Joe Biden. . . . Whatever's best for America!"
December 10, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Hello, Justice Barrett. . . . Is it alright if I call you 'Amy'? . . . . Well, anyway, Justice Barrett I just called to wish you a Merry Christmas and wish you all the best this year and for the foreseeable future . . . . Especially your love ones, I hope they all save safe. . . . Think of it, seven beautiful children! . . . I'm hoping nothing bad happens to them. . . . Well I gotta go, there are a number of more calls to make. . . . Best wishes, Justice Garrett. . . . And please take care of your children. . . . Try to make sure nothing bad happens to them. That would be tragic."
Profiles in Perfidy, XXXVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Hello, Justice Barrett. . . . Is it alright if I call you 'Amy'? . . . . Well, anyway, Justice Barrett I just called to wish you a Merry Christmas and wish you all the best this year and for the foreseeable future . . . . Especially your love ones, I hope they all save safe. . . . Think of it, seven beautiful children! . . . I'm hoping nothing bad happens to them. . . . Well I gotta go, there are a number of more calls to make. . . . Best wishes, Justice Garrett. . . . And please take care of your children. . . . Try to make sure nothing bad happens to them. That would be tragic."
December 10, 2020
Rush (Traitor to Consciousness) Limbaugh is saying: "Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I've come to the conclusion that we have to secede, at least not yet. . . . But can somebody tell me what values or how much of my world view I shared with a majority of people in, say, Baltimore, or New York City, or Lost Angeles, or any of those urban areas on the Left Coast, or large urban cities throughout the country. . . . Hell, most of the people in those cities don't even look like me! They eat different things than I do (but I do so love fried chicken!), they send their children to rundown schools and are happy if they become beauticians and doormen instead of ending up in prison. . . . And do you know what has caused this division? . . . . It's liberal hate mongers in the lame stream media while this whole time I've been trying to hold us together. . . . So I haven't come to the conclusion we must secede. . . not yet at least."
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Above CAPTION is not that far off from what he actually said, as witnessed at Media Matters:
https://www.mediamatters.org/rush-limbaugh/rush-limbaugh-there-cannot-be-peaceful-coexistence-between-liberals-and-conservatives
Presidential Metal of Freedom winner promotes secession. Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!
Rush (Traitor to Consciousness) Limbaugh is saying: "Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I've come to the conclusion that we have to secede, at least not yet. . . . But can somebody tell me what values or how much of my world view I shared with a majority of people in, say, Baltimore, or New York City, or Lost Angeles, or any of those urban areas on the Left Coast, or large urban cities throughout the country. . . . Hell, most of the people in those cities don't even look like me! They eat different things than I do (but I do so love fried chicken!), they send their children to rundown schools and are happy if they become beauticians and doormen instead of ending up in prison. . . . And do you know what has caused this division? . . . . It's liberal hate mongers in the lame stream media while this whole time I've been trying to hold us together. . . . So I haven't come to the conclusion we must secede. . . not yet at least."
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Above CAPTION is not that far off from what he actually said, as witnessed at Media Matters:
https://www.mediamatters.org/rush-limbaugh/rush-limbaugh-there-cannot-be-peaceful-coexistence-between-liberals-and-conservatives
December 8, 2020
Trump's lawyer, Jenna Ellis, is saying: "Whenever I wonder what I should do, I ask myself, 'What would Christ do in this situation?' . . . And here it's clear as day: Christ would sue the panties off of these Democrats and Democrat-enablers."
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Above CATION Based on Ellis' interviews on Fox as Crooks and Liars recounts:
https://crooksandliars.com/2020/12/jenna-ellis-im-doing-right-thing-god-and
With Rudy down, someone's got to pick up the lies and carry on. Please come CAPTION Jenna Ellis!!!
Trump's lawyer, Jenna Ellis, is saying: "Whenever I wonder what I should do, I ask myself, 'What would Christ do in this situation?' . . . And here it's clear as day: Christ would sue the panties off of these Democrats and Democrat-enablers."
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Above CATION Based on Ellis' interviews on Fox as Crooks and Liars recounts:
https://crooksandliars.com/2020/12/jenna-ellis-im-doing-right-thing-god-and
December 7, 2020
PresiDented Trump is tweeting: "Fox is unwatchable. I'd rather watch children crying in cages than Fox. I'd rather watch my father's hemorrhoid operation than Fox. . . . Hell, I'd rather go through one of my nightly nightmares where I'm the defendant and even the judge is screaming at me, than watch Fox."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's current disaffection with Fox as reported by Crooks & Liars:
https://crooksandliars.com/2020/12/trump-attempts-insult-fox-news-claiming
A little bird told me. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is tweeting: "Fox is unwatchable. I'd rather watch children crying in cages than Fox. I'd rather watch my father's hemorrhoid operation than Fox. . . . Hell, I'd rather go through one of my nightly nightmares where I'm the defendant and even the judge is screaming at me, than watch Fox."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's current disaffection with Fox as reported by Crooks & Liars:
https://crooksandliars.com/2020/12/trump-attempts-insult-fox-news-claiming
December 6, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I'm just waiting for the concession from the loser, Sleeply-eyed Joe Biden. . . . Is that too much to ask? . . . . Just make the call, Joe, and get it over with. . . . What the hell are you waiting for?"
"Just so you understand." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I'm just waiting for the concession from the loser, Sleeply-eyed Joe Biden. . . . Is that too much to ask? . . . . Just make the call, Joe, and get it over with. . . . What the hell are you waiting for?"
December 5, 2020
Rudy (The man who helped us redefine "abhorrent" ) Giuliani is thinking: "Damn. . . . I think my zipper's stuck again."
Sickness is as sickness does. . . . Please come CAPTION Rudy!!!
Rudy (The man who helped us redefine "abhorrent" ) Giuliani is thinking: "Damn. . . . I think my zipper's stuck again."
December 4, 2020
PresiDented Trump ("I sold my soul to the devil but haven't gotten my money's worth yet" ) Trump is saying: "I came to Georgia today to support your two great senators, not to talk about myself, though I have plenty to say, just so you know. . . . In fact you're all witnessing, in real time the greatest crime in American history, maybe in any history. . . . They've been after me since I came down that ramp to announce my candidacy. Ever since they've constantly been . . . (blah, blah, blah for 57 mins.) . . . but I'm not fighting for myself. I'm fighting for America and Democracy and the 74 million people who voted for me. . . . But let me now ask David Perdue to say a few words. . . . David?"
Fresh from the time machine. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump ("I sold my soul to the devil but haven't gotten my money's worth yet" ) Trump is saying: "I came to Georgia today to support your two great senators, not to talk about myself, though I have plenty to say, just so you know. . . . In fact you're all witnessing, in real time the greatest crime in American history, maybe in any history. . . . They've been after me since I came down that ramp to announce my candidacy. Ever since they've constantly been . . . (blah, blah, blah for 57 mins.) . . . but I'm not fighting for myself. I'm fighting for America and Democracy and the 74 million people who voted for me. . . . But let me now ask David Perdue to say a few words. . . . David?"
December 3, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "This chart is a real chart and it's a beauty. It shows exactly what happens when Democrats take a dump. . . . Look here at two in the morning. Do you see that line? . . . That's how big the Democrat dump was. . . . I call it a 'massive dump' or a 'huge dump.' . . . But no matter what you call it, it's a gigantic, heavy dump!"
"I want to thank America for my landslide victory!" . . . Please CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "This chart is a real chart and it's a beauty. It shows exactly what happens when Democrats take a dump. . . . Look here at two in the morning. Do you see that line? . . . That's how big the Democrat dump was. . . . I call it a 'massive dump' or a 'huge dump.' . . . But no matter what you call it, it's a gigantic, heavy dump!"
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