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October 8, 2020
Vice President and part-time manikin Mike Pence is thinking: "Who says there's a fly on my hair. . . I don't feel a thing. . . . In fact I haven't felt anything from my neck up for over four decades."
"There's no fly in my soup!" . . . Please come CAPTION Vice President Mike Pence!!!
Vice President and part-time manikin Mike Pence is thinking: "Who says there's a fly on my hair. . . I don't feel a thing. . . . In fact I haven't felt anything from my neck up for over four decades."
September 29, 2020
Eric ("I'm not slow. I just take my time" ) Trump is saying: "It's very simple, Brian, we we in the LGBT community love LeGs and BuTts and Donald Trump. Otherwise, we're the same as anyone else."
"I'm proud to be in the LGBT community" . . . Please come CAPTION Eric Trump!!!
Eric ("I'm not slow. I just take my time" ) Trump is saying: "It's very simple, Brian, we we in the LGBT community love LeGs and BuTts and Donald Trump. Otherwise, we're the same as anyone else."
September 28, 2020
PresiDented ("The hair was worth every cent" ) Trump is thinking: "Boy, I wish the buck would stop here. . . Just once!"
"If it wasn't for the I.R.S. . . ." Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented ("The hair was worth every cent" ) Trump is thinking: "Boy, I wish the buck would stop here. . . Just once!"
September 1, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "You're right, Laura. . . . I'm not seriously comparing shooting a man seven times in the back to missing a three-foot putt. . . . I would never do that! . . . Golf means too much to me."
Profiles in Perfidy, XXXVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "You're right, Laura. . . . I'm not seriously comparing shooting a man seven times in the back to missing a three-foot putt. . . . I would never do that! . . . Golf means too much to me."
August 25, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle is saying: "Joe Biden has trained rats to kill your children in their sleep. He's going to institute poor houses all over America to put the middle class into slavery. And he's going to sell our country to China. . . . It's not exaggeration if its true!"
The Wicked Witch from Fox. . . . Please come CAPTION Kimberly Guilfoyle!
Kimberly Guilfoyle is saying: "Joe Biden has trained rats to kill your children in their sleep. He's going to institute poor houses all over America to put the middle class into slavery. And he's going to sell our country to China. . . . It's not exaggeration if its true!"
August 24, 2020
Kellyann ("Are you a doctor?" ) Conway is saying: "Don't be silly. I'm leaving the administration simply to spend or more time with my family. . . . Maybe in a year or two they might start talking to me again."
"Can I buy back my soul?" . . . Please come CAPTION Kellyann Conway!!!
Kellyann ("Are you a doctor?" ) Conway is saying: "Don't be silly. I'm leaving the administration simply to spend or more time with my family. . . . Maybe in a year or two they might start talking to me again."
August 16, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "It's a terrible day anytime you lose a brother, . . . and I couldn't be more broken up about it, believe me."
Mulligan stew on the links . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "It's a terrible day anytime you lose a brother, . . . and I couldn't be more broken up about it, believe me."
August 11, 2020
PresiDentedd Trump is saying: "'And when I say Biden wants to hurt God,' I don't mean he wants to give Him a little wedgie or put some dog-shit in his sandwich; I mean he really wants to do God some serious damage like tie Him up and tattoo sayings like 'Black Lives Matter' or 'Don't Shoot!' all over him, or shove bamboo silvers beneath his toenails, or make him dance in airports for money until he drops. . . . Just so you know."
"'And when I say Biden wants to hurt God,' I don't mean . . .' Come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDentedd Trump is saying: "'And when I say Biden wants to hurt God,' I don't mean he wants to give Him a little wedgie or put some dog-shit in his sandwich; I mean he really wants to do God some serious damage like tie Him up and tattoo sayings like 'Black Lives Matter' or 'Don't Shoot!' all over him, or shove bamboo silvers beneath his toenails, or make him dance in airports for money until he drops. . . . Just so you know."
August 9, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "And if Biden gets in, he plans to hurt God as bad as he can. . . . Somebody has leaked his sophisticated scientific-metaphysical plans to capture God and torture him mercilessly. . . . It's impossible to believe!!!"
Profiles in Perfidy, XXXV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "And if Biden gets in, he plans to hurt God as bad as he can. . . . Somebody has leaked his sophisticated scientific-metaphysical plans to capture God and torture him mercilessly. . . . It's impossible to believe!!!"
August 5, 2020
PresiDented ("Testes are overrated" )Trump is saying: "You can't do that, Jonathan. You can't do that. Comparing deaths by population is like a dissecting a black hole; you'll never come out the other side. . . . . There's no light in there. . . . Everybody knows that. . . . You have to compare them to whatever it says here on this chart. . . . It's just like I said: we're right on top of it!"
Profiles in Perfidy, XXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented ("Testes are overrated" )Trump is saying: "You can't do that, Jonathan. You can't do that. Comparing deaths by population is like a dissecting a black hole; you'll never come out the other side. . . . . There's no light in there. . . . Everybody knows that. . . . You have to compare them to whatever it says here on this chart. . . . It's just like I said: we're right on top of it!"
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