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skip fox's Journal
June 18, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Are you kidding? . . . . That's just like the fake news media, asking if I have a plan to deal with outbreaks of coronavirus. Of course I have a plan! Who ever told you different. . . . Wherever we see an outbreak, or a little ember as I call it, we will halt all testing in that area immediately."
Profiles in Perfidy, Twenty-Something. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Are you kidding? . . . . That's just like the fake news media, asking if I have a plan to deal with outbreaks of coronavirus. Of course I have a plan! Who ever told you different. . . . Wherever we see an outbreak, or a little ember as I call it, we will halt all testing in that area immediately."
June 15, 2020
PresiDented Trump just finished saying: "Sleepy Joe Biden is so old he's like a little baby. . . All he can do is fill his Depends and suck on a bottle of warm milk. . . . What a wimp!"
"And when the bough breaks . . . " . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump just finished saying: "Sleepy Joe Biden is so old he's like a little baby. . . All he can do is fill his Depends and suck on a bottle of warm milk. . . . What a wimp!"
June 11, 2020
Sean ("You should see my flamethrower!" ) Hannity is saying: "In these troubled times with the China virus (that lib-tards want us to call 'Covid-19'), the Democrats trying to keep the country closed, Antifa taking to the streets to kill and maim policemen before they burn the country down, and old men pretending to be attacked by law enforcement, the average law-abiding citizen, who might be a bit squeamish about taking a life, needs powerful non-lethal protection. . . . Truth be told, our nation can never come together again unless everyone feels safe. . . . Tomorrow I'll be talking about clay-mores that explode with live taser wires."
"Make my day, punk!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!
Sean ("You should see my flamethrower!" ) Hannity is saying: "In these troubled times with the China virus (that lib-tards want us to call 'Covid-19'), the Democrats trying to keep the country closed, Antifa taking to the streets to kill and maim policemen before they burn the country down, and old men pretending to be attacked by law enforcement, the average law-abiding citizen, who might be a bit squeamish about taking a life, needs powerful non-lethal protection. . . . Truth be told, our nation can never come together again unless everyone feels safe. . . . Tomorrow I'll be talking about clay-mores that explode with live taser wires."
June 9, 2020
Trump just finished saying, "Are you kidding? It was a terrible day. . . . Just terrible. . . . George Floyd's funeral was today. . . . It was on all the cable news programs, . . . but not a word about me!"
Profies in Perfidy XXI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDeted Trump!!!
Trump just finished saying, "Are you kidding? It was a terrible day. . . . Just terrible. . . . George Floyd's funeral was today. . . . It was on all the cable news programs, . . . but not a word about me!"
June 2, 2020
PresiDented Trump is thinking:"Hmmm . . . Ukraine made Russia go away. Covid-19 made Ukraine go away. The riots made Covid-19 go away. . . . Now I gotta figure how to make the riots go away. . . . Maybe a war or nuclear accident. . . . Maybe executing all immigrants. . . . Do I know how to govern or what?"
Profiles in Perfidy, XXI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is thinking:"Hmmm . . . Ukraine made Russia go away. Covid-19 made Ukraine go away. The riots made Covid-19 go away. . . . Now I gotta figure how to make the riots go away. . . . Maybe a war or nuclear accident. . . . Maybe executing all immigrants. . . . Do I know how to govern or what?"
May 30, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, it's like Florida's governor says, Governor DeSantis, a really great guy, and an awesome governor, he says we've counting tens of thousands ordinary flu and pneumonia deaths as Covid deaths . . . And Democrats have been encouraging that because they want me to lose. . . . So like there's really been less than 200 Covid deaths, . . . but of course you in the fake news media will never report that, will you?"
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Above CAPTION based on a Tampa Bay Times item speculating on DeSantis's radical undercount:
https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/05/29/theres-a-new-theory-about-florida-coronavirus-and-pneumonia-deaths-read-this-first/
"Maybe you should have paid attention in math class." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, it's like Florida's governor says, Governor DeSantis, a really great guy, and an awesome governor, he says we've counting tens of thousands ordinary flu and pneumonia deaths as Covid deaths . . . And Democrats have been encouraging that because they want me to lose. . . . So like there's really been less than 200 Covid deaths, . . . but of course you in the fake news media will never report that, will you?"
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Above CAPTION based on a Tampa Bay Times item speculating on DeSantis's radical undercount:
https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/05/29/theres-a-new-theory-about-florida-coronavirus-and-pneumonia-deaths-read-this-first/
May 23, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Liberals and Trump haters criticize me for playing golf when almost 100,000 people have died due to the pandemic. . . . But what they won't tell you is that I get some of my best ideas (ideas that could save America) while golfing. . . . Like what if we create these virus eating mosquitoes so they're all eaten or down with malaria? . . . . What if we changed its name from "virus" to "blessing"? Then it would be "the corona blessing" like some Catholic thing and everyone will want to have it. . . Imagine what I could come up with if I was doing 18 holes!"
Profiles in Perfidy, XIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Liberals and Trump haters criticize me for playing golf when almost 100,000 people have died due to the pandemic. . . . But what they won't tell you is that I get some of my best ideas (ideas that could save America) while golfing. . . . Like what if we create these virus eating mosquitoes so they're all eaten or down with malaria? . . . . What if we changed its name from "virus" to "blessing"? Then it would be "the corona blessing" like some Catholic thing and everyone will want to have it. . . Imagine what I could come up with if I was doing 18 holes!"
May 10, 2020
Clown Wars: Barr and Trump will soon attempt to proseute former members of the F.B.I.
That's my prediction based on statements by Barr and Trump to the effect they they will investigate the Flynn prosecution &c.
They will do it in the midst of the pandemic to draw attention away from the President's "disastrous, chaotic response" to the current crisis.
They will also do it because the president is raving mad and getting worse
Will it work?
A cornered rat is never boring.
May 5, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Dr. Fauci won't be testifying before Congress because they're all Trump haters. . . . And some very good, strong people are saying it's criminal the way they, under the direction of crazy Nancy Pelosi, are politicizing this coronavirus. . . . Democrats want people to die so they can defeat me in November. . . . All they care about is socialism and getting rid of me. . . . Why can't they get to work on the virus? Why do they have to politicize everything all the time? . . . These people are sick."
"Congress needs a hard spanking." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Dr. Fauci won't be testifying before Congress because they're all Trump haters. . . . And some very good, strong people are saying it's criminal the way they, under the direction of crazy Nancy Pelosi, are politicizing this coronavirus. . . . Democrats want people to die so they can defeat me in November. . . . All they care about is socialism and getting rid of me. . . . Why can't they get to work on the virus? Why do they have to politicize everything all the time? . . . These people are sick."
April 29, 2020
PresiDented Trump is saying: "To say that my administration's reaction to this coronavirus has been a success would be one of the greatest understatements of all time. We're crushing it, and if it wasn't for the fake news the American people would know that and thank me without all that fake data. . . . No, despite the so-called death-rate and resulting complications which are way over-reported if you ask me,I sure that come November I'll be re-elected in a landslide the world has never seen. . . . In fact, I have it on good authority that I've already won."
"Real Americans will see through all of this!" Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "To say that my administration's reaction to this coronavirus has been a success would be one of the greatest understatements of all time. We're crushing it, and if it wasn't for the fake news the American people would know that and thank me without all that fake data. . . . No, despite the so-called death-rate and resulting complications which are way over-reported if you ask me,I sure that come November I'll be re-elected in a landslide the world has never seen. . . . In fact, I have it on good authority that I've already won."
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