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July 9, 2013
Glenn ("Dorothy's Scarecrow stole my brain"
Beck is saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, I know you're not supposed to bring in politicians' spouses, . . . but when they interject themselves, help to cover up major political, moral, and/or legal flaws, . . . and maybe even downright traitorous crimes against our beloved country, somebody's got to say something, and that somebody is me! . . . I'm talking about Teresa Heinz Kerry's fake health emergency and subsequent admission to the hospital in so-called 'critical condition' in order to take everyone's attention away from her husband's, John Kerry's, inaction as Secretary of State during the recent uprising in Egypt. . . . Instead of getting on top of the situation, by all reports he was on a drug-addled, transgendered casino cruise, dressing up in petticoats and mesh stockings without panties and who know what else? . . . Just like Hillary's illness to escape Benghazi accountability last fall. . . . Hell, with the Democrats this goes back even before J.F.K.'s fake assassination to get him out a White House that he was growing bored with. . . . Why F.D.R's presumptive polio was really. . ."
Glenn's Limbo: How low can you go? Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!
Glenn ("Dorothy's Scarecrow stole my brain"
Beck is saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, I know you're not supposed to bring in politicians' spouses, . . . but when they interject themselves, help to cover up major political, moral, and/or legal flaws, . . . and maybe even downright traitorous crimes against our beloved country, somebody's got to say something, and that somebody is me! . . . I'm talking about Teresa Heinz Kerry's fake health emergency and subsequent admission to the hospital in so-called 'critical condition' in order to take everyone's attention away from her husband's, John Kerry's, inaction as Secretary of State during the recent uprising in Egypt. . . . Instead of getting on top of the situation, by all reports he was on a drug-addled, transgendered casino cruise, dressing up in petticoats and mesh stockings without panties and who know what else? . . . Just like Hillary's illness to escape Benghazi accountability last fall. . . . Hell, with the Democrats this goes back even before J.F.K.'s fake assassination to get him out a White House that he was growing bored with. . . . Why F.D.R's presumptive polio was really. . ."
July 8, 2013
The Fox anchor is saying, "And not only does South Carolina have 900 zombies who all voted (all Democratic by the way), but they got 600 stillborns getting health care, 550 fatal surgical mistakes granted driver's licenses, and 230 people who never existed getting personal assistance including massages and tanning consultation! . . . You just can't believe this nonsense!!"
Ring around the gene pool. Please come CAPTION this Fox News anchor!!!
The Fox anchor is saying, "And not only does South Carolina have 900 zombies who all voted (all Democratic by the way), but they got 600 stillborns getting health care, 550 fatal surgical mistakes granted driver's licenses, and 230 people who never existed getting personal assistance including massages and tanning consultation! . . . You just can't believe this nonsense!!"
July 8, 2013
Glenn ("I wish my head would stop spinning and spitting out things I can't begin to understand" Beck is saying, "But don't you see, Dave, the slaves had it made in the shade. . . . They didn't need any health insurance. . . . They didn't pay taxes. . . . They didn't have to feel guilty for not voting. . . . They didn't have to serve on juries . . . . It's win, win, win, win as far as I'm concerned. . . . Now, about women's so-called suffrage. . . ."
Beck teaches Barton. Come CAPTION Head Wreck instructing the wingnut history teacher.
Glenn ("I wish my head would stop spinning and spitting out things I can't begin to understand"
Beck is saying, "But don't you see, Dave, the slaves had it made in the shade. . . . They didn't need any health insurance. . . . They didn't pay taxes. . . . They didn't have to feel guilty for not voting. . . . They didn't have to serve on juries . . . . It's win, win, win, win as far as I'm concerned. . . . Now, about women's so-called suffrage. . . ."
July 7, 2013
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Rick ("The child called. He wants his mind back" Perry is saying: "Sure they have their freedom of speech, even those so-called Freedom of Choice progressives and feminist communists! . . . They don't have to like the new abortion law. . . But we got rights too! . . . We gotta right not to listen, for instance. . . . So let them have their rallies, somewhere outside of Austin. . . . Let 'em rent a high school cafeteria and exercise their freedom of speech until they're blue in their face. . . . By the way, did you ever see so many ugly cows in one place?"
Go long and break left. Please come CAPTION Rick Perry!!!
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Rick ("The child called. He wants his mind back"
Perry is saying: "Sure they have their freedom of speech, even those so-called Freedom of Choice progressives and feminist communists! . . . They don't have to like the new abortion law. . . But we got rights too! . . . We gotta right not to listen, for instance. . . . So let them have their rallies, somewhere outside of Austin. . . . Let 'em rent a high school cafeteria and exercise their freedom of speech until they're blue in their face. . . . By the way, did you ever see so many ugly cows in one place?"
July 6, 2013
Bill ("There are never enough mirrors" O'Reilly is saying, "On a final note: This so-called Republican 'war against women' is simply poppycock! It's a fictional agenda that the Democrats and their cronies dreamt up to pin on the conservatives. The timing of the current series of strict state abortion laws passed into law by Republican houses and signed by Republican governors, in fact, is simply a coincidence. . . . There was no coordination. There was no planning! . . . Period!. . . No scheme hatched at a secret Koch brothers' conclave. . . . No nothing. . . Simply a pipe dream of the progressives. . . . In fact the Republicans want to give women more control of their own bodies. . . . Just as soon as they show that they can be responsible and care for themselves in accordance traditionally positive human values. . . . I wouldn't hold my breath. . . Now on to our top story: Why are Hillary Clinton's friends all so evil?"
The early bird gags on the worm. Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!
Bill ("There are never enough mirrors"
O'Reilly is saying, "On a final note: This so-called Republican 'war against women' is simply poppycock! It's a fictional agenda that the Democrats and their cronies dreamt up to pin on the conservatives. The timing of the current series of strict state abortion laws passed into law by Republican houses and signed by Republican governors, in fact, is simply a coincidence. . . . There was no coordination. There was no planning! . . . Period!. . . No scheme hatched at a secret Koch brothers' conclave. . . . No nothing. . . Simply a pipe dream of the progressives. . . . In fact the Republicans want to give women more control of their own bodies. . . . Just as soon as they show that they can be responsible and care for themselves in accordance traditionally positive human values. . . . I wouldn't hold my breath. . . Now on to our top story: Why are Hillary Clinton's friends all so evil?"
July 5, 2013
Bill ("Mortals can be so amusing sometimes" O'Reilly is saying: "Frankly, I don't know what they're talking about over at Democratic Underground. . . . How can they say my guests are a bunch of aging wise-guys, tired lounge-act jokers, shrill whiners, and two-bit losers? . . . Hell, I've got some of the most brilliant and thoughtful minds of this or any other generation coming through The Factor nightly. . . . Listen, besides you guys, I've got Dennis Miller, Jesse Waters, Laura Ingraham, Adam Corolla, and Bernard Goldberg for cripe's sake!!. . . . What the hell could they be thinking???"
"Here come the falafels. Let's share our sauce." Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!
Bill ("Mortals can be so amusing sometimes"
O'Reilly is saying: "Frankly, I don't know what they're talking about over at Democratic Underground. . . . How can they say my guests are a bunch of aging wise-guys, tired lounge-act jokers, shrill whiners, and two-bit losers? . . . Hell, I've got some of the most brilliant and thoughtful minds of this or any other generation coming through The Factor nightly. . . . Listen, besides you guys, I've got Dennis Miller, Jesse Waters, Laura Ingraham, Adam Corolla, and Bernard Goldberg for cripe's sake!!. . . . What the hell could they be thinking???"
July 5, 2013
Ted ("But I watched a lot of Viet Nam war movies!" Nugent is saying: "What the devil do you have to know to be president anyway? . . . I mean, you got about a dozen secretaries to tell you things and stuff. . . . And then there's always the internet."
Who put the dent in 'president'? Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!
Ted ("But I watched a lot of Viet Nam war movies!"
Nugent is saying: "What the devil do you have to know to be president anyway? . . . I mean, you got about a dozen secretaries to tell you things and stuff. . . . And then there's always the internet."
July 4, 2013
Ted ("Why doesn't anyone over twelve pay attention to my ideas?" Nugent is saying, "Well, I've been thinking about that, Chet. . . . If I decide to run, I'm thinking Sarah Palin for VP, which would give the ticket some gravitas in the mind of voters. . . . Then for Secretary of State, Donald Trump comes immediately to mind because his patience and moderation and temper make him nacho for the slot, if you know what I mean. Then . . ."
Ted Nugent for President! Please come CAPTION the spud!!!!
Ted ("Why doesn't anyone over twelve pay attention to my ideas?"
Nugent is saying, "Well, I've been thinking about that, Chet. . . . If I decide to run, I'm thinking Sarah Palin for VP, which would give the ticket some gravitas in the mind of voters. . . . Then for Secretary of State, Donald Trump comes immediately to mind because his patience and moderation and temper make him nacho for the slot, if you know what I mean. Then . . ."
July 3, 2013
Ted ("My kids teethed on a loaded .45" Nugent is saying: "Yeah, you got it, Bill. . . . I am thinking about running for president, . . . . mainly 'cause rock and roll is getting a bit old, other things bore me, I think people saluting you is cool, and I'd like to have a jet with a kitchen on it. . . . Oh yeah, and I think I could do a good job."
State of the Union with a light show! Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!
Ted ("My kids teethed on a loaded .45"
Nugent is saying: "Yeah, you got it, Bill. . . . I am thinking about running for president, . . . . mainly 'cause rock and roll is getting a bit old, other things bore me, I think people saluting you is cool, and I'd like to have a jet with a kitchen on it. . . . Oh yeah, and I think I could do a good job."
July 3, 2013
Rush ("Most people wish they were me. The rest are stupid" ) Limbaugh is saying, "I'm nearly perfect: I'm right all the time; I say exactly what I mean; I have unlimited powers of insight and knowledge; I'm always on high-alert in regards to protecting my country; my morals are of the highest order; my opinions and viewpoints are based on objective facts and impartially profound inference, etc. . . . My only fault, . . . well, I lie."
Sky Burst, Pop Weasel, Cloud Buster! Please come CAPTION Rush on Fox & Friends!!!
Rush ("Most people wish they were me. The rest are stupid" ) Limbaugh is saying, "I'm nearly perfect: I'm right all the time; I say exactly what I mean; I have unlimited powers of insight and knowledge; I'm always on high-alert in regards to protecting my country; my morals are of the highest order; my opinions and viewpoints are based on objective facts and impartially profound inference, etc. . . . My only fault, . . . well, I lie."
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