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skip fox's Journal
skip fox's Journal
June 22, 2012
Bill ("Think of all the scum covering the earth!"
O'Reilly just finished saying: "Their behavior toward that bus monitor was absolutely reprehensible. . . . What I want to know is what are their parents going to do about it? . . . I wish I could drag their fathers and mothers in here, I'd give them a verbal lashing they'd never, ever forget. . . . Where do kids learn behavior like that anyway???"
"Verbal bullying? Not me!" Please come CAPTION Bill ("Just sit there and take it") O'Reilly!!!
Bill ("Think of all the scum covering the earth!"
O'Reilly just finished saying: "Their behavior toward that bus monitor was absolutely reprehensible. . . . What I want to know is what are their parents going to do about it? . . . I wish I could drag their fathers and mothers in here, I'd give them a verbal lashing they'd never, ever forget. . . . Where do kids learn behavior like that anyway???"
June 20, 2012
Bill (what's the dictionary got to do with anything?) O'Reilly is saying: "The best thing about the President's speech is you could turn it off. . . or you didn't have to watch in the first place! . . . But not me, I had to watch, it's my duty to you, the folks. . . . So what I did was turn the sound off and put on the Beatles Rubber Soul and cranked up the sound so loud I couldn't hardly think and tears were pouring out of my eyes! . . . But I sure watched . . . and kept an open mind! . . . I did my duty! . . . You got it, ladies and gentlemen, I'm always watching out after you. . . . Ya know, that "Norwegian Wood" song is really deep!"
Another Wanking Wednesday! Please come CAPTION Bill (The Tosser) O'Reilly!!!!
Bill (what's the dictionary got to do with anything?) O'Reilly is saying: "The best thing about the President's speech is you could turn it off. . . or you didn't have to watch in the first place! . . . But not me, I had to watch, it's my duty to you, the folks. . . . So what I did was turn the sound off and put on the Beatles Rubber Soul and cranked up the sound so loud I couldn't hardly think and tears were pouring out of my eyes! . . . But I sure watched . . . and kept an open mind! . . . I did my duty! . . . You got it, ladies and gentlemen, I'm always watching out after you. . . . Ya know, that "Norwegian Wood" song is really deep!"
June 18, 2012
Sean (who needs pesky facts, anyway?) Hannity is saying: " . . . and they say if he's not circumcised then he's obviously from Kenya, but if he is, then he may (just may) have been born elsewhere. . . . There's one way to settle this for good: Mr. President: let's see your package!!! . . . What reason could he possibly have for stonewalling such a reasonalbe request??"
Birthermania at the "cutting edge"! Please come CAPTION Sean ("Some people say . . .") Hannity!!!
Sean (who needs pesky facts, anyway?) Hannity is saying: " . . . and they say if he's not circumcised then he's obviously from Kenya, but if he is, then he may (just may) have been born elsewhere. . . . There's one way to settle this for good: Mr. President: let's see your package!!! . . . What reason could he possibly have for stonewalling such a reasonalbe request??"
June 18, 2012
Neil (Nobody's got "Fair and Balanced" on me!!) Munro is saying: "Mr. President, don't you think it's distrubingly rude to keep talking when I've got questions to ask???"
The Retorter's Reporter! Please come CAPTION Neil Munro!!!!
Neil (Nobody's got "Fair and Balanced" on me!!) Munro is saying: "Mr. President, don't you think it's distrubingly rude to keep talking when I've got questions to ask???"
June 18, 2012
Joe ("I cannot tell you how much contempt I have for life" ) Arpaio is saying, "She was only six but you could see the criminal pathology stamped on her Salvadorian features. . . . Listen, we've been dealing with scum like this since Miles Standish first scouted the area around Plymouth Colony. . . Damned interlopers!"
Manhunt nets 6-year old! Please come CAPTION America's Sheriff, Joe ("I'd arrest my mother") Arpaio!
Joe ("I cannot tell you how much contempt I have for life" ) Arpaio is saying, "She was only six but you could see the criminal pathology stamped on her Salvadorian features. . . . Listen, we've been dealing with scum like this since Miles Standish first scouted the area around Plymouth Colony. . . Damned interlopers!"
June 17, 2012
Mitt (Who put the 'lard' in 'Willard'?) Romney just finished saying: "My campaign manager tells me I can win if I show my personality. . . . Well, I had to ask, 'What's that?' . . . But he was too busy breathing into a bag to answer. . . . I still wonder though."
Sundried on a Sunday morning. Please come CAPTION Mitt-ster (The Unhipster) Romney!!!
Mitt (Who put the 'lard' in 'Willard'?) Romney just finished saying: "My campaign manager tells me I can win if I show my personality. . . . Well, I had to ask, 'What's that?' . . . But he was too busy breathing into a bag to answer. . . . I still wonder though."
June 14, 2012
W. is saying: "Paw was always right, Judith. . . . He said, Listen, shit for brains, since you ain't got the good sense to do something right, the best thing to do is just smile. Smile long and hard. Think of something funny like that time Jeb was caught tossing off on the dining room table when we switched on the lights for his surprise birthday party. . . . Damn, that one's kept me going for decades!"
Thursday begins with a W. Please come CAPTION ol' Numbnuts!!!!!
W. is saying: "Paw was always right, Judith. . . . He said, Listen, shit for brains, since you ain't got the good sense to do something right, the best thing to do is just smile. Smile long and hard. Think of something funny like that time Jeb was caught tossing off on the dining room table when we switched on the lights for his surprise birthday party. . . . Damn, that one's kept me going for decades!"
June 12, 2012
Ann (leaching mind's marrow for over 15 years) Coulter is saying: "Everybody accuses me of hyperbole for some reason, but trust what I'm telling you: these leaks came from the President himself in order to undermine America. . . . Obama makes Benedict Arnold seem like a naughty schoolboy!!!"
Rooster Raises Heaven Again. Please come CAPTION Ann (burning with fake rage) Coulter:
Ann (leaching mind's marrow for over 15 years) Coulter is saying: "Everybody accuses me of hyperbole for some reason, but trust what I'm telling you: these leaks came from the President himself in order to undermine America. . . . Obama makes Benedict Arnold seem like a naughty schoolboy!!!"
June 8, 2012
Mitt (I never knew a stance I didn't take) Romney is saying, "Listen, . . . it was no big deal. . . . I pretended to be a cop and they pretended to be surprised to be pulled over . . . and then shocked at what I pretended to make them do. . . . It was all a game . . . They even pretended to be victims and demanded money to keep quiet. . . . Even my dad pretended to be really, really pissed."
Fire up a Friday! Please come CAPTION the Mitt-ster!!!!
Mitt (I never knew a stance I didn't take) Romney is saying, "Listen, . . . it was no big deal. . . . I pretended to be a cop and they pretended to be surprised to be pulled over . . . and then shocked at what I pretended to make them do. . . . It was all a game . . . They even pretended to be victims and demanded money to keep quiet. . . . Even my dad pretended to be really, really pissed."
May 31, 2012
The Wicked Witch of The Right is saying: "Brian, you're right. . . . Michelle Obama is not only fair game, she's game that NEEDS bringing down. . . . She's forced herself on the world in numerous ways from Obama care to restaurant menus, from leveraging Obama's senate, to pushing big government every time she gets, from redistributing this nation's wealth to addicting thousands to government support. . . . She pretends to be a simple mother raising her two daughters, but she's actually a whore-puppet of Satan himself. . . . You can't make this stuff up!!!"
Thump a Thursday on the chest. Please come CAPTION Michelle Malkin!!
The Wicked Witch of The Right is saying: "Brian, you're right. . . . Michelle Obama is not only fair game, she's game that NEEDS bringing down. . . . She's forced herself on the world in numerous ways from Obama care to restaurant menus, from leveraging Obama's senate, to pushing big government every time she gets, from redistributing this nation's wealth to addicting thousands to government support. . . . She pretends to be a simple mother raising her two daughters, but she's actually a whore-puppet of Satan himself. . . . You can't make this stuff up!!!"
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