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December 2, 2021

"And here's a little something for the Jan. 6 Committee." Please come CAPTION Jeffrey Clark!!!




Jeffrey ("I thought I was supposed to just 'game it out,' like in law school" ) Clark is saying: "What I did was entirely legal. That's why I'll plea the fifth!"
August 18, 2021

"Too many people are pretending Covid's a big deal." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox & Friends!!!



Ainsley Earhardt is saying: "These school boards don't seem to realize how upset parents can get if you make their kids wear masks. The parents are also outraged when they close down the schools because of a Codvid outbreak and force their children to return to virtual learning. . . . And when you quarantine students because of these outbreaks, the parents go absolutely crazy. . . . Why can't these school boards just get it right for once?"

Brian Kilmeade adds: "Maybe the answer is to get rid of Covid tests."

Steve Doocy is thinking: "If we get sued, I'll blame these two."
August 14, 2021

"Hail to Corn Beef" . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!



ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "I'd love to see the Libs when they find out I've been re-installed on my throne."






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Above CAPTION demonstrates the accuracy of Mike Lindell's prophecy that Trump will be reinstalled on Friday 13, 2021.
August 9, 2021

"Of course we're aware of our public responsbility!" Please come CAPTION Fox & Friends!!!



Steve Doocy is saying; "When it comes right down to it, it's the individual's choice to get the vaccine or not or whether to wear a mask or not!"

Brian Kilmeade is about to add: "Yeah, you can choose to be a robot, a slave, or you can choose to be an American!"

Ainsley Earhardt is thinking: "Boy these guys are really smart!"
July 29, 2021

"And now it turns out the corona virus is a GOOD thing!" Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!



Tucker Carlson is saying: "At first the data suggested that the Delta Variant was relatively benign, sending less people to the hospital and the ICU, but now we're coming to realize that if people catch this variant they will actually end up better and the society will reach herd immunity faster. . . . Those people fully vaccinated will be will not only have 'buyer's remorse,' but will be forever left behind and be exposed as anti-American!"



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Above CAPTION based on this spud's performance last night downplaying the illness for the virus (totally unaware of the lag-time for hospitalizations and deaths).
July 24, 2021

"Or do you want to be like a dog?". . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!




Sean ("My head has always been magnetic" ) Hannity is saying: "In the interests of responsible journalism I want to say that you you should make your own choice on whether to be vaccinated or not. . . . I mean you might want to check with your doctor. . . . But in the end, it's your choice. . . . You can either be an American and choose freedom or choose to be like a dog and follow what the government tells you to do."


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On edit:

Above CAPTION is satire, but if you put his statements together from last week, you'll hear something close to this mash-up (minus the "dog" reference) which reflect his duplicity.
July 20, 2021

"The government's not there to protect us!" . . . Please come CAPTION F&F's Brian Kilmeade!



Brian ("The rioters have given traitors a bad name" ) Kilmeade is saying: "I wish somebody would point out to me just where in The Constitution it says we even have to have a government! . . . I rest my case!"






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Above CAPTION based on this spud claiming the government is not here to protect us, as covered in the following Daily Beast story with a good clip (see 2:20 to the end):

https://www.thedailybeast.com/brian-kilmeade-says-its-not-governments-job-to-protect-anybody-from-covid
July 14, 2021

"It's called 'Culling the herd!'" . . . Please come CAPTION Rob Schmitt of Newsmax!



Rob ("Penicillin's for p*ssies" ) Schmitt, "I'm neither pro- nor anti-vax, but I do realize that vaccines are against nature's (and maybe God's) law. . . . After all, diseases are out there for a purpose, . . . like cleaning up the gene pool."




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Above CAPTION based on this bozo's interview of a doctor on Newsmax as covered, with a clip, by Media Matters:

https://www.mediamatters.org/newsmax/newsmaxs-campaign-undermine-covid-19-vaccination
July 12, 2021

"I once nailed a board to my head." . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!



Sean (The One-Man Black Hole) Hannity is saying: "And I'll tell you another thing: If they go door-to-door and come to your house, you better not only hide your guns and your Bible, . . . but if you're pregnant, oh brother! . . . They'll probably try to abort you right there on the spot, . . . right on your front porch.. . . It's impossible to believe!"
July 11, 2021

"Sure, I got vaccinated, but . . . " Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!



Tucker Carlson is saying: "People get me wrong: I'm not against the vaccine, I just against people taking it."

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I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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