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July 10, 2021
Nicole Saphier is saying: "John, I think it's unconscionable for Biden to send our vaccines to Europe, or Africa or anywhere, for that matter. . . . And then he has has the gall to send his jackbooted thugs door door in Missouri trying to scare and brainwash American citizens to getting a vaccine they really don't want. . . . In my objective medical opinion, Biden has blown his response to the pandemic and he keeps doubling down."
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Above CAPTION is satire. It was based on the following Fox news story and clip:
https://www.foxnews.com/media/dr-saphier-bidens-door-to-door-vaccine-push
"Take two asprin and f*** off!" . . . Please come CAPTON Fox's Dr. Nicole Saphire!!!
Nicole Saphier is saying: "John, I think it's unconscionable for Biden to send our vaccines to Europe, or Africa or anywhere, for that matter. . . . And then he has has the gall to send his jackbooted thugs door door in Missouri trying to scare and brainwash American citizens to getting a vaccine they really don't want. . . . In my objective medical opinion, Biden has blown his response to the pandemic and he keeps doubling down."
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Above CAPTION is satire. It was based on the following Fox news story and clip:
https://www.foxnews.com/media/dr-saphier-bidens-door-to-door-vaccine-push
July 10, 2021
Mo (the reason Missouri is doing so great with COVID) Brooks is saying: "Our soldiers at Valley Forge weren't fighting the British, they were fighting for survival. . . . So I ask you, are you willing to fight for America? . . . Are you willing to fight for America?"
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Nothing creative or intentionally satiric in this CAPTION. He actually told the crowd they will have to fight for America (implying: if they want to save it), as this clip at Crooks & Liars shows:
https://crooksandliars.com/2021/07/mo-brooks-cpac-valley-forge
The sweet, sweet strains of sedition. . . . Please come CAPTION Mo Brooks!!!
Mo (the reason Missouri is doing so great with COVID) Brooks is saying: "Our soldiers at Valley Forge weren't fighting the British, they were fighting for survival. . . . So I ask you, are you willing to fight for America? . . . Are you willing to fight for America?"
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Nothing creative or intentionally satiric in this CAPTION. He actually told the crowd they will have to fight for America (implying: if they want to save it), as this clip at Crooks & Liars shows:
https://crooksandliars.com/2021/07/mo-brooks-cpac-valley-forge
July 1, 2021
Tucker Carlson is saying: "It seems as though the F.B.I. was Biden's bitch all along."
"I can't figure out why the C.I.A. turned down my application." Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!
Tucker Carlson is saying: "It seems as though the F.B.I. was Biden's bitch all along."
June 30, 2021
Pearson ("Hitler didn't go far enough" ) Sharp is saying: "Mass executions should be the order of the day for the tens-of-thousands radical Democrats who overturned the election, in effect staging a treasonous, radical coop against our government."
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Above CAPTION based on an OAN segment included with a story by Media Matters:
https://www.mediamatters.org/one-america-news-network/how-oan-figures-call-mass-executions-connected-arizona-ballot-audit
"Clearly we need patriotic execution squads." . . . Please come CAPTION Pearson Sharp of OAN!!!!
Pearson ("Hitler didn't go far enough" ) Sharp is saying: "Mass executions should be the order of the day for the tens-of-thousands radical Democrats who overturned the election, in effect staging a treasonous, radical coop against our government."
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Above CAPTION based on an OAN segment included with a story by Media Matters:
https://www.mediamatters.org/one-america-news-network/how-oan-figures-call-mass-executions-connected-arizona-ballot-audit
June 29, 2021
ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "And I've got a big, beautiful surprise for the president-pretender Joe Biden. . . . The first thing I'll do when I get back into the White House is to write a bill to charge him rent for using the White House for eight months and Air Force One for all his trips. We'll have to charge him interest as well, of course. . . . I mean, I just want to do what's fair!"
"I've got a big, beautiful surprise for Joe Biden" . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!
ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "And I've got a big, beautiful surprise for the president-pretender Joe Biden. . . . The first thing I'll do when I get back into the White House is to write a bill to charge him rent for using the White House for eight months and Air Force One for all his trips. We'll have to charge him interest as well, of course. . . . I mean, I just want to do what's fair!"
June 28, 2021
Bill (The man who put the double "r" in "corruption" ) Barr is saying, "It is clear now that Trump was an insane wanta-be dictator who would do anything, ANYTHING, to achieve his goals. . . . The real question is, why did so many go along with him? That's the real issue. . . . President Biden should appoint someone to the Justice Department to take a special look at the entire matter and since I know more than anyone else where to look . . ."
"I hate to say 'I told you so,' but . . ." Please come CAPTION Bill Barr!!!!
Bill (The man who put the double "r" in "corruption" ) Barr is saying, "It is clear now that Trump was an insane wanta-be dictator who would do anything, ANYTHING, to achieve his goals. . . . The real question is, why did so many go along with him? That's the real issue. . . . President Biden should appoint someone to the Justice Department to take a special look at the entire matter and since I know more than anyone else where to look . . ."
June 27, 2021
Tucker (frozen foods for a brazen fool) Carlson is saying: "So it seems General Milley has turned into General Twinkletoes before our very eyes! . . . I am telling you here and now that these military types are being brainwashed by left-wing "woke" propaganda. Soon they'll all be back in diapers gumming the remote while watching the 24-hour cartoon channel. . . . They wouldn't know a real man if they saw one!!!"
"And my questions have got questions!" . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!
Tucker (frozen foods for a brazen fool) Carlson is saying: "So it seems General Milley has turned into General Twinkletoes before our very eyes! . . . I am telling you here and now that these military types are being brainwashed by left-wing "woke" propaganda. Soon they'll all be back in diapers gumming the remote while watching the 24-hour cartoon channel. . . . They wouldn't know a real man if they saw one!!!"
June 25, 2021
The aliens are real. Their spaceships are real. They are on a mission.
Obviously U.F.O.s are alien space ships carrying graduate students from this galaxy working on Master's theses and Ph.D. dissertations.
Master's students have the triangle ships while their Ph.D. counterparts have the tic-toc shaped ships
They started coming regularly in the 19th century, but really ramped up their studies when post-industrial societies with nuclear weapons appeared beginning in the late 1940s.
There are liberal arts students, folklore students, economic students, history-of-science students, etc., but the most active are the history and political science students who have hypotheses about the sustainability of post-industrial societies.
They don't contact us because that would pollute their experiments and their experiments may provide them the enlightenment to avoid what looks like will be our fate.
Understand now?
June 20, 2021
Doanld Trump just finished saying: "Happy Father's Day to everyone, even to the losers out there who know better than to have their kids' D.N.A. tested, if you know what I mean. . . . Anyway, have a good Father's Day."
"Thanks for raising my kids." . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!
Doanld Trump just finished saying: "Happy Father's Day to everyone, even to the losers out there who know better than to have their kids' D.N.A. tested, if you know what I mean. . . . Anyway, have a good Father's Day."
June 19, 2021
ex-PresiDented Trump is thinking: "How the hell am I supposed to hold rallies next month when I can stop pissing myself? . . . I've tried not drinking for hours but my mouth gets so dry I can barely speak. . . . I've tried Depends, even Super-Sized Flex-Fit, but it keeps leaking out the sides. . . . And catheters cause infections. . . . Wait, I know! I'll speak remotely from a swimming pool!!! . . . That would work, and maybe we be able to sell 'Stop the Steal' trunks and gear."
Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!!
ex-PresiDented Trump is thinking: "How the hell am I supposed to hold rallies next month when I can stop pissing myself? . . . I've tried not drinking for hours but my mouth gets so dry I can barely speak. . . . I've tried Depends, even Super-Sized Flex-Fit, but it keeps leaking out the sides. . . . And catheters cause infections. . . . Wait, I know! I'll speak remotely from a swimming pool!!! . . . That would work, and maybe we be able to sell 'Stop the Steal' trunks and gear."
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