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April 19, 2021

"Time for spring cleaning." . . . Please come CAPTION Ron DeSantis!!!!



Ron DeSantis is saying: "On the contrary the law I just signed making it legal to run over protestors who are blocking the road will support America's freedoms. First, let me point out that that the law doesn't force drivers to run over protestors, it respects individual choice and liberty. Second, by giving the drivers a choice, it builds the decision-making powers of the individual. Third, America needs citizens with decision-making skills to survive into the 21st century. . . . It's a win-win-win for our country!"
April 19, 2021

"Covid isn't a myth; it's a lie!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox and Friends Ainsley Earhardt!!!



Ainsley Earhardt is saying: "As far as I'm concerned Dr. Fauci went off the rails months ago. . . . I think he wants us to keep wearing masks just because he wants to control everyone's life. He on a power trip. . . . He left science behind months ago, and now he's channeling his inner Stalin. . . . There can absolutely be no other explanation! . . . I say follow the science, like Dr. Scott Atlas."





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Above CAPTION based on these three demonizing Fauci this morning, 4.19.21
April 14, 2021

Master of The Fog Machine! . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!




Tucker ("I've earned every penny of my trust fund!" ) Carlson is saying: "The unmistakable conclusion is that none of these vaccines work, . . . not one of them! . . . The government is trying to pull the wool over your eyes, but I'm closely looking into this story. . . . That's why I got the two shots Moderna vaccine, just to cover every angle, but I'm 100% positive that the vaccine is absolutely ineffectual."




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Above CAPTION based on the following story (and clip) at Media Matters:

https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/tucker-carlson-speculates-covid-vaccine-doesnt-work-and-theyre-simply-not-telling-you

April 11, 2021

"They're all cheering for me back home." . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!



Matt ("I didn't want her to go hungry" ) Gaetz is saying: "And the fake media is making me out to be a monster, which is the opposite of he case. . . . I'm an upstanding member of my community: In my Kiwanis club I'm directing our Youth Outreach Program, I sponsor several foreign-exchange students through The Girls Scouts of America, and I am currently running for the Chairperson of Cheerleader Camp, 2022. . . . That ought to shut my critic up!"
April 9, 2021

"She was actually paying me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!!



Matt Gaetz: "She told me she had saved up her baby-sitting money to have the honor of dining with a United States Congressman, so she paid for everything. . . . And if the prosecutor doesn't buy that, I'd like him or her to know that I have got copies of e-mails and messages from several so-called 'bigger fish.' . . . Everything's going to be fine."
April 8, 2021

"What's so bad about an existential threat?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("I don't even have to take my asshole pills anymore. . . . It's natural" ) Trump just finished saying: "Are you kidding? . . . Ignoring climate change is a win win win! . . . We'd get to save trillions of dollars by not having to invest in so-called 'green energy,' we'd get to own the libs, and if we're wrong, there will be no history to judge us. Beat that!!!"
April 4, 2021

"I remember waiting up all night for the Easter Bunny." Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!



ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "Easter is a holiday celebrated by everyone. A child was born in an Easter basket about 20,000 years ago, and we've been hiding eggs ever since as a sign of forgiveness and fancy hats. But one thing we shouldn't forgive is Democrats stealing the election of the greatest nation the world is ever likely to know. So Easter is also time for pay-back and calling on friends to make things right. . . . That's why the whole world celebrates it every Easter, as they say."
April 3, 2021

Their name is Legion for they are many. . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!




Matt ("I've reinvented shrill" ) Gaetz just finished saying: "Relax guys, you can stop your worrying. . . . As soon as Q proves Donald is our true president, there will be pardons all around!"
April 3, 2021

"Have a little compassion, will ya?" . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!



Matt ("I love the small of p**** in the morning!" ) Gaetz is just finished saying: "So which of you is getting lucky tonight? . . . Or maybe both of you are!"
March 26, 2021

"Jan 6? That was just a little 'tough love.'" Please come CAPTION the former Liar-in-Chief!!!



ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "I'm telling you that my supporters on the 6th were good people, Laura, GREAT PEOPLE, in fact, and incredible patriots who LOVE the police. Actually, they were hugging them and kissing them in the Capitol Rotunda. It was extraordinary, a regular love fest! . . . In fact, the reason they won't show video of what really happened in the Capitol is that much of it is probably X-rated. . . . But fake news won't tell you that."

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I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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