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Member since: 2002
Number of posts: 19,102

About Me

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

"Make mine merde." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox News Radio's Todd Starnes!!!!

Todd ("What's so wrong with using rubber under-sheets?" Starnes is saying: "It should be obvious, Geraldo. . . . Obama had someone sell Michael Brown some really killer weed . . . which I wouldn't be surprised was laced with something like PCP's or animal steroids. . . .(Just wait until the toxicology report comes out!!! ) . . . Then, when he was high and out of his mind, Obama ordered one of this thug brothers in Ferguson punk him so he'd act out and attack the police, . . . Then Obama had Justice order that Brown's body be left in the street for over four hours to wildly enflame the crowds and place was ready to explode, . . . then he sent Sharpton in. . . . Well, the rest is history. . . . It's got Obama written all over it!! . . . It should be as plain as a lobotomy!"


Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:


"Going to the store is like going to the front!" . . . Please come CAPTION our rabid N.R.A. shopper!

Blue Balls ("I stuff spikes in my undies just to stay in good humor" Ballistics is saying: "Listen, you laugh, but what if an armored car full of terrorists came through that brick wall right now? . . . Huh????. . . . Or an alien with arms that shoots lasers that explode people in two comes down that aisle?????. . . . You gotta be prepared. . . . And realistic! . . . Don't you know what can happen? . . . Haven't you ever been to the movies??"

"Hold them up in the air!! . . . High!" . . . Come CAPTION Ferguson's Police Chief Thomas Jackson!!!

Ferguson Police Chief is saying: "To answer your questions in turn: . . . No! . . . The Ferguson Police Force is not overly armed! . . . You never know when an invasion, like by aliens, can happen. . . . Or when zombies begin turning your children into their demonic weapons! . . . Haven't you ever gone to the movies? . . . What are you going to do then? . . . If anything, we need more arms like rocket launchers, and more armed troop carriers. . . . Why, I'm still waiting to hear on a request for five gross of claymores. . . . And another resounding 'No' to your second question. . . . S.W.A.T.'s response was not over-bearing or brutal. . . . On the contrary, we've been as gentle as you can expect. . . . After all, we've kept from napalming the crowd, didn't we? . . . at least up to now!"

Where have all the founder gone? . . . Please come CAPTION Brian Kilmeade!!

Brian ("I gotta jar of dirt in my dressing room" Kilmeade is saying: "You're right, Steve: if these lily-livered politicians in Ferguson and the state of Missouri didn't cave when they got a just little bit of criticism, the S.W.A.T. teams would have gotten things under control in short order, probably a couple more days and nights, . . . maybe a week. . . . Sure, they'd have to knock a few heads, . . . but now it's worse! . . . . With the state police marching alongside them, arm-in-arm so to speak, everything seems calm. . . . The rioters have gotten what they wanted all along: to back-down authority, 'The Man.' . . . So now more black communities are encouraged to riot and we'll have a dozen Fergusons all over at the same time, each and every week, mark my words. . . . Ironically, Steve, it turns out that peace is far, far worse than violence. . . Who would believe it?"


Above CAPTION based only on what I know these clowns would say if they thought they could get away with it. (I've not yet watched the news this morning.)

Mental water boarding for the whole family! . . .Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

Sean ("My head is on my other foot" Hannity is saying: "What I want to know is how come everyone's so down on the police all of sudden! . . . I'm not saying that they're always right. . . . Heck they're all different individuals, so a couple are liable to slip up occasionally and accidently shoot someone like a kid or get a bit rough and beat up an elderly couple. . . . But when you see what they're up against!!! . . . Hell, unarmed teenagers, reporters, citizens filming their every move, a sullen citizenry, public criticism. . . . You name it! . . . I say we need more S.W.A.T units and heavier weaponry!! "


Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:


Slick as roadkill late on the afternoon of the second day. . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!

Rush ("Geez. . . . I can only wish I had a possum's equipment. . . . Why do you think I pray?" Limbaugh is saying: "Listen, everybody's blowing this all out of proportion . . . just like always. . . . I didn't actually say Robin Williams hung himself because liberal thinking is like racing down a dead-end street and into a blind alley, where all the demons in their heads pour out and run them down as self-loathing opens its ravenous maw and devours them, . . . BAM! . . . at least in so many words. . . . I mean, I don't think I used the word 'maw' even once."


Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:


Come CAPTION Dog T*rd, Ruler of Misapprensions, Master of the Unwise, Donald Trump!!!

Donald (That is not my butt, that's the way I like my pants!" Trump is saying: "So I say to my critics, 'Listen, you wanta know why everything is exactly how I see it? . . . I got no agenda is how! . . . That plus clean living and a solid mind . . . plus a great moral character . . . and I never do alcohol or drugs to fog my superior honesty and thought . . . Therefore, I only tell the truth, . . . So it follows that if what I said wasn't so, I'd be the first let you know. . . . And there's good logic. . . and of course God! . . and Capitalism , , , and so on!'. . . That usually shuts my critics right up! "

Here comes America's Nanny! . . . And the brush is out! . . . (Please CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!)

Bill ("I like mirrors all over every wall" O'Reilly is saying: "Look, . . . all these African-Americans and liberals got their heads filled with baby ducklings or something. . . . They hear 'unarmed youth exhibiting no resistance,' and they think they know what's happening. . . . Heck, he could be telling his friend to destroy the evidence of a terrorist plot! . . . He could be giving instructions to push a button to blow up a damn shadowing a large city! . . . The policeman could have saved multiple lives! . . . Anything's possible. . . . It's just that these liberals let their imaginations run away with them. . . . Jumping to stupid conclusions. . . Can you imagine such fools?"


Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:


In for a penny, in for a sweaty ton! . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!

Rush (Excellence-in-Bullshitting) Limbaugh just finished saying: "Listen, ladies and gentlemen, there's one reason and one reason only that Robin Williams killed himself: He woke up!! . . . That's right, he woke up! . . . Because when liberals wake up and see themselves as they truly are, they realized that there's only one thing they can do. . . . They can't clean up the mess. . . . Everything's gone too far already. . . . So the only question is how do they do it? . . . Ladies and gentlemen, you can expect a lot more of these all across the country, even thousands a day, as liberals open their eyes. . . . I'm trying to go easy here out of respect for the dead."


Above CAPTION based on the Media Matters story below:


Making his warm, psychotic nut. . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Keith Ablow!!!!

Keith (The Swine Gardener) Ablow is saying: "On the contrary, Harris, I'm not making things up.' . . . It's obvious to me and anyone who is looking that Michelle Obama porking up big time! . . . Look at that mouth! . . . Why do you think Almighty God made it that big??? . . . And while overeating might not damage the looks and effectiveness of a man (Look at Chris Christy and all he's gotten done!), it's going to make Michelle Obama look like livestock and entirely destroy her credibility as a spokesperson against obesity. . . . Try using your eyes and think sometime!"


Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story:

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