Todd ("What's so wrong with using rubber under-sheets?" Starnes is saying: "It should be obvious, Geraldo. . . . Obama had someone sell Michael Brown some really killer weed . . . which I wouldn't be surprised was laced with something like PCP's or animal steroids. . . .(Just wait until the toxicology report comes out!!! ) . . . Then, when he was high and out of his mind, Obama ordered one of this thug brothers in Ferguson punk him so he'd act out and attack the police, . . . Then Obama had Justice order that Brown's body be left in the street for over four hours to wildly enflame the crowds and place was ready to explode, . . . then he sent Sharpton in. . . . Well, the rest is history. . . . It's got Obama written all over it!! . . . It should be as plain as a lobotomy!"




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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/18/foxs-todd-starnes-accuses-obama-administration/200463

Blue Balls ("I stuff spikes in my undies just to stay in good humor" Ballistics is saying: "Listen, you laugh, but what if an armored car full of terrorists came through that brick wall right now? . . . Huh????. . . . Or an alien with arms that shoots lasers that explode people in two comes down that aisle?????. . . . You gotta be prepared. . . . And realistic! . . . Don't you know what can happen? . . . Haven't you ever been to the movies??"

Ferguson Police Chief is saying: "To answer your questions in turn: . . . No! . . . The Ferguson Police Force is not overly armed! . . . You never know when an invasion, like by aliens, can happen. . . . Or when zombies begin turning your children into their demonic weapons! . . . Haven't you ever gone to the movies? . . . What are you going to do then? . . . If anything, we need more arms like rocket launchers, and more armed troop carriers. . . . Why, I'm still waiting to hear on a request for five gross of claymores. . . . And another resounding 'No' to your second question. . . . S.W.A.T.'s response was not over-bearing or brutal. . . . On the contrary, we've been as gentle as you can expect. . . . After all, we've kept from napalming the crowd, didn't we? . . . at least up to now!"

Brian ("I gotta jar of dirt in my dressing room" Kilmeade is saying: "You're right, Steve: if these lily-livered politicians in Ferguson and the state of Missouri didn't cave when they got a just little bit of criticism, the S.W.A.T. teams would have gotten things under control in short order, probably a couple more days and nights, . . . maybe a week. . . . Sure, they'd have to knock a few heads, . . . but now it's worse! . . . . With the state police marching alongside them, arm-in-arm so to speak, everything seems calm. . . . The rioters have gotten what they wanted all along: to back-down authority, 'The Man.' . . . So now more black communities are encouraged to riot and we'll have a dozen Fergusons all over at the same time, each and every week, mark my words. . . . Ironically, Steve, it turns out that peace is far, far worse than violence. . . Who would believe it?"




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Above CAPTION based only on what I know these clowns would say if they thought they could get away with it. (I've not yet watched the news this morning.)

Sean ("My head is on my other foot" Hannity is saying: "What I want to know is how come everyone's so down on the police all of sudden! . . . I'm not saying that they're always right. . . . Heck they're all different individuals, so a couple are liable to slip up occasionally and accidently shoot someone like a kid or get a bit rough and beat up an elderly couple. . . . But when you see what they're up against!!! . . . Hell, unarmed teenagers, reporters, citizens filming their every move, a sullen citizenry, public criticism. . . . You name it! . . . I say we need more S.W.A.T units and heavier weaponry!! "


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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/14/sean-hannity-cops-mike-brown_n_5679087.html?utm_hp_ref=politics&ir=Politics

Rush ("Geez. . . . I can only wish I had a possum's equipment. . . . Why do you think I pray?" Limbaugh is saying: "Listen, everybody's blowing this all out of proportion . . . just like always. . . . I didn't actually say Robin Williams hung himself because liberal thinking is like racing down a dead-end street and into a blind alley, where all the demons in their heads pour out and run them down as self-loathing opens its ravenous maw and devours them, . . . BAM! . . . at least in so many words. . . . I mean, I don't think I used the word 'maw' even once."





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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/13/under-fire-for-robin-williams-comments-limbaugh/200429

Donald (That is not my butt, that's the way I like my pants!" Trump is saying: "So I say to my critics, 'Listen, you wanta know why everything is exactly how I see it? . . . I got no agenda is how! . . . That plus clean living and a solid mind . . . plus a great moral character . . . and I never do alcohol or drugs to fog my superior honesty and thought . . . Therefore, I only tell the truth, . . . So it follows that if what I said wasn't so, I'd be the first let you know. . . . And there's good logic. . . and of course God! . . and Capitalism , , , and so on!'. . . That usually shuts my critics right up! "

Bill ("I like mirrors all over every wall" O'Reilly is saying: "Look, . . . all these African-Americans and liberals got their heads filled with baby ducklings or something. . . . They hear 'unarmed youth exhibiting no resistance,' and they think they know what's happening. . . . Heck, he could be telling his friend to destroy the evidence of a terrorist plot! . . . He could be giving instructions to push a button to blow up a damn shadowing a large city! . . . The policeman could have saved multiple lives! . . . Anything's possible. . . . It's just that these liberals let their imaginations run away with them. . . . Jumping to stupid conclusions. . . Can you imagine such fools?"




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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2014/08/12/oreilly-many-african-americans-believe-michael/200406

Rush (Excellence-in-Bullshitting) Limbaugh just finished saying: "Listen, ladies and gentlemen, there's one reason and one reason only that Robin Williams killed himself: He woke up!! . . . That's right, he woke up! . . . Because when liberals wake up and see themselves as they truly are, they realized that there's only one thing they can do. . . . They can't clean up the mess. . . . Everything's gone too far already. . . . So the only question is how do they do it? . . . Ladies and gentlemen, you can expect a lot more of these all across the country, even thousands a day, as liberals open their eyes. . . . I'm trying to go easy here out of respect for the dead."


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Above CAPTION based on the Media Matters story below:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2014/08/12/limbaugh-exploits-robin-williams-death-to-attac/200397

Keith (The Swine Gardener) Ablow is saying: "On the contrary, Harris, I'm not making things up.' . . . It's obvious to me and anyone who is looking that Michelle Obama porking up big time! . . . Look at that mouth! . . . Why do you think Almighty God made it that big??? . . . And while overeating might not damage the looks and effectiveness of a man (Look at Chris Christy and all he's gotten done!), it's going to make Michelle Obama look like livestock and entirely destroy her credibility as a spokesperson against obesity. . . . Try using your eyes and think sometime!"





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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/12/fox-host-michelle-obama-is-too-fat-to-be-credib/200395