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December 10, 2015
Donald ("I've taken dumps that are worth a dozen of you twerps!"
Trump is saying: "These liberal losers claim that by banning Muslims, I'm playing right into the hands of ISIS. . . . WRONG!!!! . . . Geez. . . . How is driving more people to join them so that we can all know who's who and what's what before we have a final showdown heralding the end times playing into their hands? . . . I just don't get it."
"Besides, it's a screwy religion!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I've taken dumps that are worth a dozen of you twerps!"
Trump is saying: "These liberal losers claim that by banning Muslims, I'm playing right into the hands of ISIS. . . . WRONG!!!! . . . Geez. . . . How is driving more people to join them so that we can all know who's who and what's what before we have a final showdown heralding the end times playing into their hands? . . . I just don't get it."
December 8, 2015
Donald ("Just why are you interested in whether my mother had any 'live births'?" Trump is saying: "Once I tried to blow my brains out, but I missed."
"I'll make America hate once again!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("Just why are you interested in whether my mother had any 'live births'?"
Trump is saying: "Once I tried to blow my brains out, but I missed."
December 8, 2015
Donald ("Clint Eastwood fantasizes about me!" Trump is saying: "Most people don't understand. . . They think we interred the Japanese during World War Two for our own protection. . . . Wrong! . . . It was to keep the Japanese Americans from suffering abuse, discrimination, and violence at the hands of racists! . . . Besides they were more comfortable being around their own kind. . . . What's so wrong about that?"
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CAPTION loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-japanese-internment_5666ce77e4b079b2818ff063
"Herd them up. Head them out. . . . Rawhide!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Clint Eastwood fantasizes about me!"
Trump is saying: "Most people don't understand. . . They think we interred the Japanese during World War Two for our own protection. . . . Wrong! . . . It was to keep the Japanese Americans from suffering abuse, discrimination, and violence at the hands of racists! . . . Besides they were more comfortable being around their own kind. . . . What's so wrong about that?"
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CAPTION loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-japanese-internment_5666ce77e4b079b2818ff063
December 7, 2015
Donald ("Who put the locomotion in relocation?" Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm no Nazi, but that doesn't mean I can't learn from a few of things they did. . . . Like killing families of the Résistance members. . . . Bet there would be less terrorism if we did that! . . . And if that doesn't work we can do whole villages, or townships, or whatever. . . . Let the press go ahead and call me a Nazi if they want. . . . It doesn't matter. . . . Besides, we'll see about them next!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU story with a healthy clip from The Young Turks discussing Trump's latest verbal flatulence:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017313029
"You will talk, Joe. You be happy to talk soon, real soon." . . . Please com CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Who put the locomotion in relocation?"
Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm no Nazi, but that doesn't mean I can't learn from a few of things they did. . . . Like killing families of the Résistance members. . . . Bet there would be less terrorism if we did that! . . . And if that doesn't work we can do whole villages, or townships, or whatever. . . . Let the press go ahead and call me a Nazi if they want. . . . It doesn't matter. . . . Besides, we'll see about them next!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU story with a healthy clip from The Young Turks discussing Trump's latest verbal flatulence:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017313029
December 6, 2015
Gary B. (as in "Birdbrain" Smith is saying: "Listen, it's really very simple. Carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is a good thing. . . . Heck, it's a great thing! . . . Where would the liberals rather have it? . . . Down here were we live? . . . We should get on our knees and thank the coal and petroleum industries for getting that crap out there and away from us. . . . And, you know Brenda, this is just the time of year to do so."
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following New Hounds story with a healthy clip:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_news_contributor_insists_there_s_zero_global_warming_120515
"You can learn alot from the backs of cereal boxes." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Gary B. Smith!!
Gary B. (as in "Birdbrain"
Smith is saying: "Listen, it's really very simple. Carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is a good thing. . . . Heck, it's a great thing! . . . Where would the liberals rather have it? . . . Down here were we live? . . . We should get on our knees and thank the coal and petroleum industries for getting that crap out there and away from us. . . . And, you know Brenda, this is just the time of year to do so."
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following New Hounds story with a healthy clip:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_news_contributor_insists_there_s_zero_global_warming_120515
December 4, 2015
Peter ("I never loaned my mother another cent. . . . Just like I never saw that two-bits again!" Johnson is saying: "Steve, what we need here is the truth based on rational and intelligent thinking. . . . What we have in San Bernardino are clearly the first shots of a literal war on Christmas!!! . . . Two Muslims in jihadi cluster-rut, shoot up a Christmas party. . . . How can you get more obvious than that?? . . . And here's where clear thinking comes into play: the logical next step would be for them to start mowing down Salvation Army Santas, and wearing suicide vests in the toy section of Macy's, and putting poison on the glue of Christmas card envelopes! . . . Anybody can see that!! . . . Like I said, 'Truth based on rational thinking.'"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story with Fox clip::
http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/12/03/fox-analyst-asks-if-san-bernardino-shooting-is/207209
"And I stole Christmas from the *!#@?* Grinch!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Peter Johnson!!!
Peter ("I never loaned my mother another cent. . . . Just like I never saw that two-bits again!"
Johnson is saying: "Steve, what we need here is the truth based on rational and intelligent thinking. . . . What we have in San Bernardino are clearly the first shots of a literal war on Christmas!!! . . . Two Muslims in jihadi cluster-rut, shoot up a Christmas party. . . . How can you get more obvious than that?? . . . And here's where clear thinking comes into play: the logical next step would be for them to start mowing down Salvation Army Santas, and wearing suicide vests in the toy section of Macy's, and putting poison on the glue of Christmas card envelopes! . . . Anybody can see that!! . . . Like I said, 'Truth based on rational thinking.'"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story with Fox clip::
http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/12/03/fox-analyst-asks-if-san-bernardino-shooting-is/207209
December 1, 2015
Steve ("Pull my finger" Doocy is saying: "You're right, Donald, and that opens up another whole can of worms, doesn't it? . . . Like just who is responsible for all the missing tapes of celebrating New Jersey Muslims on 9-11?? . . . Wow! . . Not to mention who changed all the news articles and altered photographs from over two dozen local and regional print and media news sources? . . . Darn, this is getting really big!!"
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following News Hounds story with a hilarious clip of circus clowns:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_doocy_defends_trump_claims_he_remembers_muslims_celebrating_on_9_11_too_113015
"If it's such a great religion, why doesn't the Bible mention Muslims?"...Come CAPTION Steve Doocy!
Steve ("Pull my finger"
Doocy is saying: "You're right, Donald, and that opens up another whole can of worms, doesn't it? . . . Like just who is responsible for all the missing tapes of celebrating New Jersey Muslims on 9-11?? . . . Wow! . . Not to mention who changed all the news articles and altered photographs from over two dozen local and regional print and media news sources? . . . Darn, this is getting really big!!"
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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following News Hounds story with a hilarious clip of circus clowns:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_doocy_defends_trump_claims_he_remembers_muslims_celebrating_on_9_11_too_113015
November 27, 2015
Donald Trump is saying: "I'll tell you why the New York Times owes me an apology. . . . Number one, I don't know Mr. Kovaleski, so I don't know what he looks like, so I couldn't have been making fun of his disability. . . . Number two: I would never make fun of someone's appearance or physical handicap and you can tell this Kovaleski, or whatever his name is. that I said so. . . . And if that doesn't satisfy the pissy little g*mp, the hell with him! . . . Hmm, . . . 'Kovaleski' . . . sounds like a P*lack to me."
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Above CAPTION based on the following NBC story:
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/new-york-times-slams-donald-trump-after-he-appears-mock-n470016
"That's slander, d*mnit!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald Trump is saying: "I'll tell you why the New York Times owes me an apology. . . . Number one, I don't know Mr. Kovaleski, so I don't know what he looks like, so I couldn't have been making fun of his disability. . . . Number two: I would never make fun of someone's appearance or physical handicap and you can tell this Kovaleski, or whatever his name is. that I said so. . . . And if that doesn't satisfy the pissy little g*mp, the hell with him! . . . Hmm, . . . 'Kovaleski' . . . sounds like a P*lack to me."
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Above CAPTION based on the following NBC story:
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/new-york-times-slams-donald-trump-after-he-appears-mock-n470016
November 27, 2015
Rush ("I've had them make cigar suppositories!" Limbaugh is saying: "I say it's shameless that Trump was making fun of a severely disabled person by miming his motions and distorting his voice. . . . As Republicans, we just don't do that! . . . Pure and simple. . . . But in answer to the caller: Listen, Schmuck, what I did to Michael J. Fox was entirely different. . . . Entirely! . . . I was trying to show how he was faking the spasms by exaggerating them. . . . Besides, he was in the wrong! . . . It's an entirely different matter! . . . (I hate it when these liberals call in.)"
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU post with a clip of Limbaugh making fun of Fox:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017311081
Who put the "hippo" in "hypocrite"? . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!
Rush ("I've had them make cigar suppositories!"
Limbaugh is saying: "I say it's shameless that Trump was making fun of a severely disabled person by miming his motions and distorting his voice. . . . As Republicans, we just don't do that! . . . Pure and simple. . . . But in answer to the caller: Listen, Schmuck, what I did to Michael J. Fox was entirely different. . . . Entirely! . . . I was trying to show how he was faking the spasms by exaggerating them. . . . Besides, he was in the wrong! . . . It's an entirely different matter! . . . (I hate it when these liberals call in.)"
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU post with a clip of Limbaugh making fun of Fox:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017311081
November 26, 2015
Donald ("Who needs a laugh track?" Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm the last person to make fun of the dead. . . . But, Geez, that did he do? . . . Choke on a turkey bone? . . . Talk about a clutz! . . . What a spaz! . . . Now he's on a slab! . . . Who's keeping track? . . . His whole life is trashed. . . . Hey, I'm a rapper, now. . . . You see, I gotta lot better things to do than make fun of people's infirmities."
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Above CAPTION loosely (but essentially) based on the following DU thread with a clip:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017310986
The comics used to be entertaining. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("Who needs a laugh track?"
Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm the last person to make fun of the dead. . . . But, Geez, that did he do? . . . Choke on a turkey bone? . . . Talk about a clutz! . . . What a spaz! . . . Now he's on a slab! . . . Who's keeping track? . . . His whole life is trashed. . . . Hey, I'm a rapper, now. . . . You see, I gotta lot better things to do than make fun of people's infirmities."
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Above CAPTION loosely (but essentially) based on the following DU thread with a clip:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017310986
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