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November 24, 2015
Ben ("So my kid says, 'A paradox is two pediatricians,' and begins laughing. . . . What kinda joke is that?"
Carson is thinking: "I wonder how they celebrated Thanksgiving back in Biblical times. . . . There weren't turkeys in Israel and football hadn't been invented yet. . . . Maybe they just ate a lot of food and watched t.v."
"This statement is a lie." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!!
Ben ("So my kid says, 'A paradox is two pediatricians,' and begins laughing. . . . What kinda joke is that?"
Carson is thinking: "I wonder how they celebrated Thanksgiving back in Biblical times. . . . There weren't turkeys in Israel and football hadn't been invented yet. . . . Maybe they just ate a lot of food and watched t.v."
November 24, 2015
Donald ("I've got the greatest memory ever. . . . If I say it happened, it happened." Trump is saying: "Sean, You're right. . . . I've got great respect for Thanksgiving! . . . It's a fabulous holiday, and it kicks off the Christmas season. . . . So we should all respect it and spend the time with family and friends like the Bible instructs. . . . And like one of the gospels said, a little football wouldn't hurt either."
"The Bible is the unflappable word of God." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I've got the greatest memory ever. . . . If I say it happened, it happened."
Trump is saying: "Sean, You're right. . . . I've got great respect for Thanksgiving! . . . It's a fabulous holiday, and it kicks off the Christmas season. . . . So we should all respect it and spend the time with family and friends like the Bible instructs. . . . And like one of the gospels said, a little football wouldn't hurt either."
November 24, 2015
Mike ("I thanked the l good Lord every time my daddy whipped me! . . . I didn't have a choice." Huckabee is saying: " . . . and the Executive Branch has ceded its authority to the Judicial. . . What right does the Supreme Court have that lets them get to say what's Constitutional or not? . . . They don't write the laws!!! . . . If I'm elected President, they'll only be deciding things like the official wild-flower of Missouri or which month is National Ammo Month, and stuff like that."
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU-Video post:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017310443
The turkey's turkey. . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Huckabee!!!
Mike ("I thanked the l good Lord every time my daddy whipped me! . . . I didn't have a choice."
Huckabee is saying: " . . . and the Executive Branch has ceded its authority to the Judicial. . . What right does the Supreme Court have that lets them get to say what's Constitutional or not? . . . They don't write the laws!!! . . . If I'm elected President, they'll only be deciding things like the official wild-flower of Missouri or which month is National Ammo Month, and stuff like that."
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU-Video post:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017310443
November 23, 2015
Donald ("The right guy is the white guy" Trump is saying: "Listen, I saw my supporters showing the Black Lives Matter terrorist out of the rally. I didn't really see them beat him, . . . I mean no where near to the beating he probably deserved. . . . You might say, my supporters did him a favor. . . . All this comparison to the Nazis is the result of the Communist left-wing press, and if I'm elected President, I'll start seeing about them!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds story with a clip:
http://www.newshounds.us/donald_trump_gives_thumbs_up_thug_supporters_who_beat_up_a_protester_gets_pass_from_fox_friends_112215
"Maybe he had it coming!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump on Fox & Friends!!
Donald ("The right guy is the white guy"
Trump is saying: "Listen, I saw my supporters showing the Black Lives Matter terrorist out of the rally. I didn't really see them beat him, . . . I mean no where near to the beating he probably deserved. . . . You might say, my supporters did him a favor. . . . All this comparison to the Nazis is the result of the Communist left-wing press, and if I'm elected President, I'll start seeing about them!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds story with a clip:
http://www.newshounds.us/donald_trump_gives_thumbs_up_thug_supporters_who_beat_up_a_protester_gets_pass_from_fox_friends_112215
November 23, 2015
Ben ("The Muppets make up the core my brain-trust" Carson is saying: "I'll tell you, Sean, the first reason voters should vote for me is because I can articulate intelligent options, by which I mean I know how to work with other people since children are our greatest resource, and I've learned to to listen very, very close,s so I can hear the radio even when it's turned off, and in curvy situations I can think straight, so like I know that it all boils down to protection and keeping the Syrian mob in Mexico where they come from. . . . Besides, who else is there to vote for?"
"I've learned to stay in the lines and not eat the crayons." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!!
Ben ("The Muppets make up the core my brain-trust"
Carson is saying: "I'll tell you, Sean, the first reason voters should vote for me is because I can articulate intelligent options, by which I mean I know how to work with other people since children are our greatest resource, and I've learned to to listen very, very close,s so I can hear the radio even when it's turned off, and in curvy situations I can think straight, so like I know that it all boils down to protection and keeping the Syrian mob in Mexico where they come from. . . . Besides, who else is there to vote for?"
November 21, 2015
Sheriff Joseph ("I haven't had sex for 34 years!" Arpaio is saying: "Why, that whippy, little, Mexican-lovin', spittle-drippin', lib-simp of a judge!!!! . . . Imagine! . . . Finding me in contempt! . . . I'd like to grab him by his slimy little n*ts (if I could find them), then squeeze them in my fist like a vice on steroids and ask him what he has to say about that!! . . . Contempt my ass!!!""
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU story with a link:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141267107
America's Favorite Rabid Rat! . . . Please come CAPTION Sheriff Joseph Arpaio!!!!
Sheriff Joseph ("I haven't had sex for 34 years!"
Arpaio is saying: "Why, that whippy, little, Mexican-lovin', spittle-drippin', lib-simp of a judge!!!! . . . Imagine! . . . Finding me in contempt! . . . I'd like to grab him by his slimy little n*ts (if I could find them), then squeeze them in my fist like a vice on steroids and ask him what he has to say about that!! . . . Contempt my ass!!!""
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU story with a link:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141267107
November 17, 2015
Bo ("I used to love taking a good beating!" Dietl is saying: "I'm a strict Constitutionalist and a fervent Christen who believes Christ above and beyond all things, but let me tell you this, Sean, the Constitution isn't a suicide pact and being a Christian doesn't mean you're not ready to bust a few skulls, if you know what I mean. . . . How can they possibly call me a hypocrite for saying that?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following NewsHounds story with a healthy clip:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_bo_dietl_let_s_stop_worrying_about_people_s_rights_when_fighting_terrorism_111615
"Being Christian means never having to say you're sorry." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Bo Dietl!!
Bo ("I used to love taking a good beating!"
Dietl is saying: "I'm a strict Constitutionalist and a fervent Christen who believes Christ above and beyond all things, but let me tell you this, Sean, the Constitution isn't a suicide pact and being a Christian doesn't mean you're not ready to bust a few skulls, if you know what I mean. . . . How can they possibly call me a hypocrite for saying that?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following NewsHounds story with a healthy clip:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_bo_dietl_let_s_stop_worrying_about_people_s_rights_when_fighting_terrorism_111615
November 12, 2015
Bill ("Want a ride on my falafel?" O'Reilly is saying: "It's no secret that the liberal press is fixated on issues like Mark Rubio's personal finances, Donald Trump's bankruptcies, and Ben Carson's colorful past. . . . But here at Fox News we don't roll like that. . . . We're not into denigrating a person just to bring him or her down. . . . In fact, even if we wanted to, we're far too busy investigating the myriad scandals surrounding Hillary Clinton to partake in any such shenanigans."
"I'm getting wet and wood at the same time!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!
Bill ("Want a ride on my falafel?"
O'Reilly is saying: "It's no secret that the liberal press is fixated on issues like Mark Rubio's personal finances, Donald Trump's bankruptcies, and Ben Carson's colorful past. . . . But here at Fox News we don't roll like that. . . . We're not into denigrating a person just to bring him or her down. . . . In fact, even if we wanted to, we're far too busy investigating the myriad scandals surrounding Hillary Clinton to partake in any such shenanigans."
November 9, 2015
Michelle ("Even my turds are screwy" Bachmann is saying: "It's kinda obvious to anyone who is looking or watching for these things, like signs, or expressions, or little notes from dropped by God from heaven that tell us what's going to happen. . . . Like that van full of peanut butter that was smashed by a train in Milwaukee. . . . God is saying something like 'Don't trust your infrastructure.' . . . Or like now with the Palestinians trying to kill all the Jews they can. . . . Why, He's saying something like 'Here come the End Times, ready or not!' . . . . Or when that lady's body was found in her house half eaten by all her cats. . . He was saying 'Nourish the beasts of the fields.' . . . It's obvious, is what it is."
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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michele-bachmann-jesus-is-coming-soon_563fd10fe4b0b24aee4ab948
Who put the sh*t in bat-sh*t crazy?" . . . Please come CAPTION Michelle Bachmann!!!
Michelle ("Even my turds are screwy"
Bachmann is saying: "It's kinda obvious to anyone who is looking or watching for these things, like signs, or expressions, or little notes from dropped by God from heaven that tell us what's going to happen. . . . Like that van full of peanut butter that was smashed by a train in Milwaukee. . . . God is saying something like 'Don't trust your infrastructure.' . . . Or like now with the Palestinians trying to kill all the Jews they can. . . . Why, He's saying something like 'Here come the End Times, ready or not!' . . . . Or when that lady's body was found in her house half eaten by all her cats. . . He was saying 'Nourish the beasts of the fields.' . . . It's obvious, is what it is."
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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michele-bachmann-jesus-is-coming-soon_563fd10fe4b0b24aee4ab948
November 6, 2015
Ben ("Books take up too much space" Carson is saying: "Not only were the pyramids used for grain storage, but underneath were these vast swimming pools where they filmed a lot of those Billy Busty movies and practiced synchronized swimming. . . . And in ancient times, instead of points, there was a place for helipads on top. . . . That reminds me of the third time I met Jesus . . ."
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Above CAPTION of course based on Carson's aversion to facts and thought, most specifically and recently captured by this DU frame/thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017306104
"Rabbits were invented by buffalo." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!
Ben ("Books take up too much space"
Carson is saying: "Not only were the pyramids used for grain storage, but underneath were these vast swimming pools where they filmed a lot of those Billy Busty movies and practiced synchronized swimming. . . . And in ancient times, instead of points, there was a place for helipads on top. . . . That reminds me of the third time I met Jesus . . ."
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Above CAPTION of course based on Carson's aversion to facts and thought, most specifically and recently captured by this DU frame/thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017306104
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