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January 31, 2016

Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly as Kirsten Powers hands him his lunch!!!

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "But isn't it true, Kirstin, that Obama Care has killed ten-thousands of jobs? . . . That's undeniable, isn't it?"

Kirsten Powers is saying: "Actually Bill, even conservative sources have concluded that Obama Care has dramatically increased jobs. . . . In studies by the American Enterprise Institute, in fact-- . . ."

Bill O'Reilly butts in, saying: "Aw, don't give me that crap! . . . There are studies, and then there are studies!!!"

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "You can't really believe that I'd let you get away citing a single poll, can you? . . . Don't be another pinheaded, okay?"

Kirsten Powers is saying: "I'm quoting the consensus of studies, if you would like to tell me which studies you're referring to-- . . ."

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "Don't be stupid, Kirsten, I don't have to cite studies. . . . I've looked into this thoroughly and know what I'm talking about. . . . As always."

Kirsten Powers is looking upward as though praying a prayer of dark purpose.


Above series of CAPTIONs based on story at Media Matters with a hilarious clip:


January 30, 2016

"Megyn who?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Greater Than First Rate!&quot Trump is saying: "So the chowder-heads in the media, like those knuckle-draggers up there, keep saying I'm obsessed with Megyn Kelly. . . . They couldn't be more wrong. They're 365 degrees off base. . . . Hell, I don't even care enough to remember her name. . . . Why several times each hour during the day, I find myself thinking 'Megyn who?' before I remember and go on to better things. . . . Besides Megyn-- . . . ah, who? . . . oh yeah, Kelly is just a third rate talent. . . See, that proves it!!!"
January 28, 2016

"Mr. Potatohead goes to Iowa." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Where's my Nobel Prize?&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, Anderson, I'll tell you the truth. . . . Megyn Kelly wants my body but she knows I wouldn't touch her. . . . I mean, she's a loser, a waste of space. . . . She's stupid and way out of her league. . . . Then she has the gall to say that I have an over-inflated notion of my self and love to brag. . . . I just tell the truth. . . . She's p*ssed 'cause she can't have me. . . . That's just a fact."
January 25, 2016

"'Stop Hate,' they chant. What kind of world would THAT be?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

Donald ("'With a taste for the lash,' my instructor used to add&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, Howard, it's obvious. . . . The blacks like me more than Obama. . . . A thousand times! . . . They love me! . . . All Obama can do is sit around the Oval Office and try to act like a white guy. . . . He just doesn't understand. . . . In me the blacks see themselves. . . . I'm big and brash. . . . I take what I want when I want. . . . I love to bitch-slap my posse and treat hoes like the trash they are. . . . Like, the blacks know I'm jiving the white man and running book. . . . You see, Howard, I really, really, really understand them! . . . This is going to be great! . . . You won't believe!"

Howard (This Soul for Sale-or-Rent) Kurtz is thinking: "And I gave up integrity for this?"


Above CAPTION based on the following clip of a Kurtz interview with Trump on Crooks and Liars:



On edit:


In case any one objects to the language, it is meant to satirically reflect Trump's impoverished notion of the African American community and Black culture while reflecting his racism.
January 24, 2016

"My dog told me to stop drinking which saved my life!" . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

Glenn ("My pillow entered into a conspiracy with the drapes. I heard them whispering last night.&quot Beck is saying: "I have to support Ted Cruz over Donald Trump because Trump is no less than a full-blown nut! . . . You never know what he's going to say, he's always got some screwy theory or another, he's paranoid as a feral cat, he rambles all over the place, and he talks like the world revolves around him. . . . Who could ever put up with that?"
January 24, 2016

"Hubris was invented by losers!" . . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald ("My hemorrhoids have got more character than all of you!&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, let's be honest. . . . There's absolutely nothing I could say or do that would hurt my polls one iota! . . . I could perform a live abortion on Honey Boo Boo wearing a bottomless clown outfit while selling porn-cices at the playground and committing incest with my grandmother. . . . My followers are such mindless sheep that nothing could dissuade them. . . Nothing!!!! . . . Zilch! . . . You ever try talking to a rock? . . . All that garbage about so-called hubris is for other guys! . . . You'll see."


Above CAPTION based on the following clip embedded at Crooks and Liars:

January 23, 2016

"Mice or moose to fool you. Gottja Gemini!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

Sarah ("I never, ever forget to floss.&quot Palin is saying: " . . . so now they're toking cucumber fritzes on the White House veranda cause they're too good for mint juleps, I guess, and another thing, I'm gonna put those CAPTIONers over at Democratic Underground, so-called, out of business 'cause there's no way they can satirize this patriotic bear scat with all the frosty trimmings, they'll be like whistling passed the dictionary graveyard with a gallon of bleach to take back their words or like little red riding hood-- . . . 'Red,' now there's a laugh!, why . . .. . . (blah, blah, blah)."
January 23, 2016

"They don't call me 'The Snowman' for nothing!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

Bill ("A spanking will do wonders!&quot O'Reilly is saying: " . . . and some nuts out there even welcome socialism! . . . Imagine! . . . Listen, nothing worthwhile is given to you free. . . . You gotta work. . . . Hard. . . . You gotta suffer. . . . Maybe you gotta have a dad who smacked you around some. . . . Til you got hard, see? . . . Then you work some more and maybe your dad passes you around for his friends. . . . And maybe . . . Well, never mind. . . . . The point is: nothing's free!"


Above CAPTION based on a Parkman clip posted on DU:

January 22, 2016

"Good taste is a conspiracy!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Greg Gutfield!!

Greg ("But I already pulled the pin!&quot Gutfield is saying: "The reason that 13 Hours, the brilliant movie about Benghazi, wasn't a hit at the box-office is that no so-called critic or elite or liberal viewer or discerning person liked it! . . . That demonstrably proves that good taste is controlled by liberals and artistic excellence is a radical conspiracy of discernment!"


Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds story:

January 13, 2016

"What's air without smog?" . . . Please come CAPTION Daily Caller's favorite liar Michael Bastasch!

Michael ("God gave us coal and said 'Burn, baby burn!'&quot Bastasch just finished saying: "These latte sipping, liberal, petroleum haters attack my reporting on America's push toward renewable energy just because I'm relying upon an analysis by an energy educational group, which they claim falsifies data, rather than university studies. . . . Well, one man's verifiable evidence, is another man's cartoon porn collection, right? . . . I mean, who's to say?"


Above CAPTION based on the following very good story in Media Matters:


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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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