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September 6, 2017
Donald ("Dreamers are schemers" )Trump is saying: "The only logical . . . I mean, when you think about it as I have . . . as I've been forced to . . . Obama left me a time bomb . . . Because if you want to be fair. . . Or if you love them like I do . . . It was Obama's problem! . . . You're responsible for lives, I mean . . . So when you think through it . . . . And if it wasn't for the previous administration. . . With your heart, never forget your heart, . . . You realize straight thinking is the only answer. . . . Any questions?"
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's non-answer to the extension of the DACA 9.4-5.17 as reported by Political:
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/03/trump-dreamers-immigration-daca-immigrants-242301
"I love you, Dreamers, I really do. Now get the hell out!" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!
Donald ("Dreamers are schemers" )Trump is saying: "The only logical . . . I mean, when you think about it as I have . . . as I've been forced to . . . Obama left me a time bomb . . . Because if you want to be fair. . . Or if you love them like I do . . . It was Obama's problem! . . . You're responsible for lives, I mean . . . So when you think through it . . . . And if it wasn't for the previous administration. . . With your heart, never forget your heart, . . . You realize straight thinking is the only answer. . . . Any questions?"
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's non-answer to the extension of the DACA 9.4-5.17 as reported by Political:
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/03/trump-dreamers-immigration-daca-immigrants-242301
September 4, 2017
Donald Trump is saying: "Okay, okay, John, . . . I mean General Kelly. . . I promise no more tweeting on North Korea, just cut these damn things off. . . . Okay, okay, cut these damn things off, please!"
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Above CAPTION based on the fact that Trump has not tweeted from over 23 hours since meeting with Kelly, Mattis, and other military leaders about North Korea on August 3rd.
Nation in Peril? Hooray for finger traps! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald Trump is saying: "Okay, okay, John, . . . I mean General Kelly. . . I promise no more tweeting on North Korea, just cut these damn things off. . . . Okay, okay, cut these damn things off, please!"
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Above CAPTION based on the fact that Trump has not tweeted from over 23 hours since meeting with Kelly, Mattis, and other military leaders about North Korea on August 3rd.
September 3, 2017
Donald ("Extra everything, please!" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, you ninnies, I had lots of other plans, big things to do, . . . lots better things than come down here and tell you to stop all this hurricane and flood nonsense. . . . Just f*cking stop it!! You hear? . . . . I promise you won't like it if I have to come down again!"
"And I'm going to come like a bull in rut!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Extra everything, please!" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, you ninnies, I had lots of other plans, big things to do, . . . lots better things than come down here and tell you to stop all this hurricane and flood nonsense. . . . Just f*cking stop it!! You hear? . . . . I promise you won't like it if I have to come down again!"
August 31, 2017
Brian (Taking a bite out of cultural intelligence for over three decades) Kilmeade is saying: "You're right, Congressman DeSantis, there never should have been an intervention in the first place. . . . Short of that, stop it now! . . . I applaud you, I really do. But I don't think your bill is going to pass. . . . How about a bill that makes it illegal for any federal official to say the words 'Trump' and 'Russia' in the same paragraph?"
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Above CAPTION based upon Media Matters story and Fox & Friends clip:
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2017/08/31/Fox---Friends-Kilmeade-calls-for-an-end-date-for-the-Russia-investigation-Six-months-is-en/217813
"Even the floor's above my head. That's what Dad used to say." Come CAPTION Fox's Brian Kilmeade!!
Brian (Taking a bite out of cultural intelligence for over three decades) Kilmeade is saying: "You're right, Congressman DeSantis, there never should have been an intervention in the first place. . . . Short of that, stop it now! . . . I applaud you, I really do. But I don't think your bill is going to pass. . . . How about a bill that makes it illegal for any federal official to say the words 'Trump' and 'Russia' in the same paragraph?"
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Above CAPTION based upon Media Matters story and Fox & Friends clip:
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2017/08/31/Fox---Friends-Kilmeade-calls-for-an-end-date-for-the-Russia-investigation-Six-months-is-en/217813
August 30, 2017
Donald (Rancid Flood of Words)Trump is saying: "Wow, what a turnout! . . . You should all be very, very proud of yourselves. . . . I mean there's a lot of other places you could have spent your Tuesday afternoon, but you chose to spend it with me, with us, all of us together. . . . . And that's not just because businesses and schools are closed. . . . It's because you believe in our movement which just keeps growing and growing. . . . Wow!. . . Like on the cap 'U' 'S' 'A' and '45' on both sides. . . . It's great! . . . . So, thanks for coming out, and . . . oh yeah, too bad about the hurricane."
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Above based on Trump's address to the crowd at a fire station in Corpus Christi 8.29.17, as covered by PBS:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/trump-reassures-harveys-path-will-help/
"Articulating the void for over 68 years!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald (Rancid Flood of Words)Trump is saying: "Wow, what a turnout! . . . You should all be very, very proud of yourselves. . . . I mean there's a lot of other places you could have spent your Tuesday afternoon, but you chose to spend it with me, with us, all of us together. . . . . And that's not just because businesses and schools are closed. . . . It's because you believe in our movement which just keeps growing and growing. . . . Wow!. . . Like on the cap 'U' 'S' 'A' and '45' on both sides. . . . It's great! . . . . So, thanks for coming out, and . . . oh yeah, too bad about the hurricane."
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Above based on Trump's address to the crowd at a fire station in Corpus Christi 8.29.17, as covered by PBS:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/trump-reassures-harveys-path-will-help/
August 29, 2017
Melania ("I'm not so special. There are one or two others like me." )Trump is thinking: "I don't care if he saves the world, I'm still not letting him touch me!"
"A broken nail can ruin a week." . . . Please come CAPTION Melania Trump!!
Melania ("I'm not so special. There are one or two others like me." )Trump is thinking: "I don't care if he saves the world, I'm still not letting him touch me!"
August 29, 2017
Mike (The Silver Snake) Pence is saying: "Don't worry, Donald. . . . Go down to Texas. . . . They love you down there. . . . And while you're down there why not visit the Bush ranch? . . . . Get some photos. . . . And San Antonio has some of the best restaurant in the state. It would take months to try them all, but everybody here feels you should be allowed to try. . . . So, take your time. . . . And after Harvey's gone you can take in some Gulf fishing. . . . They say it's great after a storm like this. . . . Don't worry about a thing. . . . We've got it covered here."
"Ever hear of the 25th Amendment?" . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Pence!!!
Mike (The Silver Snake) Pence is saying: "Don't worry, Donald. . . . Go down to Texas. . . . They love you down there. . . . And while you're down there why not visit the Bush ranch? . . . . Get some photos. . . . And San Antonio has some of the best restaurant in the state. It would take months to try them all, but everybody here feels you should be allowed to try. . . . So, take your time. . . . And after Harvey's gone you can take in some Gulf fishing. . . . They say it's great after a storm like this. . . . Don't worry about a thing. . . . We've got it covered here."
August 28, 2017
Donald ("Even I wish I was me." ) Trump is thinking: "Wish I didn't have to wait until Friday to fire Tillerson. . . . He's really pissing me off."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's exasperation with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson as reported by Mediaite in this DU link:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141854210
"Secretary of Fake, if you ask me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Even I wish I was me." ) Trump is thinking: "Wish I didn't have to wait until Friday to fire Tillerson. . . . He's really pissing me off."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's exasperation with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson as reported by Mediaite in this DU link:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141854210
August 27, 2017
Donald Trump is thinking: "I'm only supposed to be tweeting about Harvey but that's boring and Kelly is in the can so . . . 'Mueller needs to investigate Crooked Hillary and the bags of cash she sent to Iran to distract from Obama's birth countrydebate.' . . . There. . . . When Mueller comes out and sees that he can't be mad. . . . It's 'measured and to-the-point,' just like he says he wants."
"Hurricanes are bad." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald Trump is thinking: "I'm only supposed to be tweeting about Harvey but that's boring and Kelly is in the can so . . . 'Mueller needs to investigate Crooked Hillary and the bags of cash she sent to Iran to distract from Obama's birth countrydebate.' . . . There. . . . When Mueller comes out and sees that he can't be mad. . . . It's 'measured and to-the-point,' just like he says he wants."
August 27, 2017
Sheriff Joe ("Anything sharp in your pockets?" ) Arpaio is saying: "Okay, Jeff, here's your 'take-away.' . . . With my pardon, President Trump has struck a historic blow for American Freedom. . . . Law enforcement should now feel free to stop and search and detain and arrest the kind of people who commit crimes. . . . The American flag of freedom is flying high once more!"
America's Favorite Malignant Tumor. . . . Please come CAPTION Joe Arpaio!!!
Sheriff Joe ("Anything sharp in your pockets?" ) Arpaio is saying: "Okay, Jeff, here's your 'take-away.' . . . With my pardon, President Trump has struck a historic blow for American Freedom. . . . Law enforcement should now feel free to stop and search and detain and arrest the kind of people who commit crimes. . . . The American flag of freedom is flying high once more!"
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