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Member since: 2002
Number of posts: 19,101

About Me

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

Profiles in Crazy, XXX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, Jesse, do you know of anyone who might want to be Chief of Staff? . . . Siri just laughs."






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Above CAPTION based on this spud's difficulty in getting a new Chief of Staff as covered by The Hill:

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/421659-foxs-hume-trump-chief-of-staff-rejections-like-the-guy-who-couldnt-get-a-date

"It was all Hillary's fault" . . . Please come CAPTION Stephen Miller!!!




Stephen Miller is saying: "It's really very simple, Laura, President Trump's immigration policies have nothing to do with the seven-year-old girl's death. If anything, they almost saved her. It's clearly the Democrats fault. . . . If there was a wall it never would have happened. . . . How 'bout we name it after her? . . . The Jackie Perez (or whatever) Memorial Wall. . .. How's that?"





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Above CAPTION based on Stephen Miller's reaction to the death of Jakelin Caal, the seven-year-old Guatemalan girl, who was attempting to enter this country.

Here's the story from CBS:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jakelin-caal-guatemalan-girl-migrant-death-underscores-communication-barriers-at-border/

Here's this spud's interview on Face the Nation:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/39399/watch-stephen-miller-decimates-leftists-over-death-ryan-saavedra

Profiles in Crazy, XXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




Donald ("Even the playground is mine" ) Trump is thinking: "This is great. I'm inventing a new tradition on the spot: The Coin Pitch! . . . 'Tossing' is for sissies. . . . The crowd is going wild. . . They're really loving it. . . . Just listen to them laughing!"

End-game? Trump makes deal with Mueller not to charge his children & resigns.

That seems to be where we are headed.

Maybe Don, Jr., will do 6 months. Maybe Trump will pay heavy fine. But this president will likely resign, maybe losing pension.

Profiles in Crazy, XXVIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented (an I.Q. up in the dozens) Trump is saying: "I'm telling you I'm brilliant. . . Hell, I've got ideas up here that I can't even figure out, . . . and still fake news calls me crazy."

Profiles in Crazy, XXVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Donald ("Sorry, I left my wallet at home" ) Trump is saying: "This whole Mueller probe and its findings are as fake as the moon landing and Obama's so called 'Certificate of Live Birth,' not to mention science . . . Just so you know."

"As one of your closest advisors, Mr. President, . . . " Come CAPTION Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade!




Brian ("Who needs a lobotomy?" ) Kilmeade is saying: "Davide Bossie's your guy for Chief of Staff, if you're listening Mr. President. . . . I took the liberty of checking with Ted Nugent, but he said he'd only come if he could be packing, but the Secret Service nixed that. . . . And I have other ideas as well, including Joe Pesci and Rocky Balboa, Mr. President. . . . I'm just proud to be part of your brain trust. . . . You can count on me."

Profiles in Crazy, XXVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Trump is saying: "I know what I'm doing, Chuck. Shutting down the government will be all on me and now I won't be able to claim that the Democrats did it, which was one of my few negotiating chips. . . . It might seem crazy, but you just wait and see."


Schumer is thinking: "You got it, bozo."

"Putin gives me wood." . . . Please come CAPTION NRA-TV's Dan Bongino!!!




Dan ("I'm not stupid. You're stupid." ) Bongino is saying: "My critics are either stupid or liars. . . . There's absolutely nothing unpatriotic about it! . . . In fact it's super-patriotic. . . . If the Russians help us identify and round up members of the Deep State, we can deal with them. . . . And who better than the Russians? They'd be more objective than anyone in either political party. . . After all, who else can you trust?"

The League of Nutjobs. . . Please come CAPTION Heather Nauert!!




Heather ("Why wouldn't O'Reilly make a pass at me?" ) Nauert is saying: "When I'm Ambassador to The United Nations, my number one priority will be to prevent another Cold War. . . . Heating prices are too high already, and if Americans have to pay more for fuel, that means less on keeping this great economy going. . . Before you know it factories are shutting down, and so on. . . . There's a cascading effect. . . We sure don't want another Cold War. . . Brrrrrrr. . . . Nobody wins in the end. Not really."




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Above CAPTION based on the paucity of knowledge this Fox news-reader has before being be appointed to the position of U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, as covered in Mediate:

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump-u-n-pick-heather-nauert-once-called-d-day-an-example-of-strong-relationship-with-germany/

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