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March 3, 2018
Donald ("A grifter ain't no drifter" ) Trump is saying: "I could have been a great classical pianist. . . . But I could never seem to find the right instrument."
Bankrupt the b*tch; take the profit; move on. Now there's a plan. Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!
Donald ("A grifter ain't no drifter" ) Trump is saying: "I could have been a great classical pianist. . . . But I could never seem to find the right instrument."
February 28, 2018
Devin ("If brains were gold, I'd be phantoms deep in deaf." ) Nunes is saying: "Phil, the very fact that everything I say contradicts itself proves I'm unbiased!"
Sleuth-Doggy-Dog after Truth Loggy-Log! . . . Please come CAPTION Devin Nunes!!!
Devin ("If brains were gold, I'd be phantoms deep in deaf." ) Nunes is saying: "Phil, the very fact that everything I say contradicts itself proves I'm unbiased!"
February 26, 2018
Donald ("I'm the smartest numb-nuts there ever was. Ever!" ) Trump is saying: "A lot of people say arming teachers is a bad idea. . . . So I say, how about student S.W.A.T squads?"
Outside the box of thought. . . . Please come CAPTION President Batsh*t, Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I'm the smartest numb-nuts there ever was. Ever!" ) Trump is saying: "A lot of people say arming teachers is a bad idea. . . . So I say, how about student S.W.A.T squads?"
February 26, 2018
Devin ("Just how is that extreme?" ) Nunes is saying: "Well, Matt, it's important for all the CPAC attendees to know that's there's no chance for law and justice until these F.B.I. officials, F.I.S.A. judges, and the Democratic members of the House Intelligence Committee, with whom they are collaborating, are arrested and held accountable for their actions. . . . The left-wing media is next."
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Above CAPTION based on the following interview Nunes gave at CPAC and linked at Crooks & Liars:
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/02/devin-nunes-dismisses-release-democratic
America's Hare-Brained Hero! . . . Please come CAPTION Devin Nunes!!!
Devin ("Just how is that extreme?" ) Nunes is saying: "Well, Matt, it's important for all the CPAC attendees to know that's there's no chance for law and justice until these F.B.I. officials, F.I.S.A. judges, and the Democratic members of the House Intelligence Committee, with whom they are collaborating, are arrested and held accountable for their actions. . . . The left-wing media is next."
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Above CAPTION based on the following interview Nunes gave at CPAC and linked at Crooks & Liars:
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/02/devin-nunes-dismisses-release-democratic
February 25, 2018
Donald (Rump Watch) Trump is saying: "Shifty little Adam Schiff's memo totally exonerates me. . . . People who say differently have either got an agenda or they don't know how to read. . . . 'Trump is totally innocent.' . . . It's there in black and white! . . . My staff even put it at the top of their summary."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's reaction to the release of the Democratic memo for the House Intel Committee as covered by CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/24/politics/trump-democratic-memo-adam-schiff/index.html
"Can't you read?" . . . Please come CAPTION President Batsh*t!!!!
Donald (Rump Watch) Trump is saying: "Shifty little Adam Schiff's memo totally exonerates me. . . . People who say differently have either got an agenda or they don't know how to read. . . . 'Trump is totally innocent.' . . . It's there in black and white! . . . My staff even put it at the top of their summary."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's reaction to the release of the Democratic memo for the House Intel Committee as covered by CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/24/politics/trump-democratic-memo-adam-schiff/index.html
February 24, 2018
Paul (Donny's Bagman) Manafort is saying: "I can explain everything. You see my friend Rick, that is Richard Gates, while redecorating his new townhouse, found an old lantern which, . . . well, you wouldn't believe what happened when he was polishing it."
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Above based on the rain of indictments that Manafort has recently received yesterday, 2.23.18,
"Better to reign in Hell!" . . . Please come CAPTION Paul Manafort!!
Paul (Donny's Bagman) Manafort is saying: "I can explain everything. You see my friend Rick, that is Richard Gates, while redecorating his new townhouse, found an old lantern which, . . . well, you wouldn't believe what happened when he was polishing it."
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Above based on the rain of indictments that Manafort has recently received yesterday, 2.23.18,
February 21, 2018
Dinesh D'Souza is saying: "I a NOT making wild statements! I can prove that the so-caledl survivors of the Stoneman shootings are child crisis actors brought in from elsewhere. . . . . There were two Hispanic students, right? . . . Well, there is absolutely no record of either of them receiving food stamps! . . . I checked. . . . They're obviously plants! . . . I rest my case."
The Big Lie just grew arms and legs and a mouth. . . . Please come CAPTION Dinesh D'Souza!!
Dinesh D'Souza is saying: "I a NOT making wild statements! I can prove that the so-caledl survivors of the Stoneman shootings are child crisis actors brought in from elsewhere. . . . . There were two Hispanic students, right? . . . Well, there is absolutely no record of either of them receiving food stamps! . . . I checked. . . . They're obviously plants! . . . I rest my case."
February 19, 2018
Donald ("My father used to call me a hollow-point. I wonder what he meant by that." )Trump is saying: "When I meet with the students from Stoneman Douglas, I'm going to tell them how absolutely proud I am of them. . . . What a great job they're doing. . . . Outstanding! . . . They're what I mean by making America great again. . . . And I'll suggest they consider applying for concealed carry permits. . . . Just to show I'm on their side and understand where they're coming from, I'm going to pay for all of their application fees. . . . How's that?"
"Imagine bullets flying the other way. That would have been beautiful." Come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("My father used to call me a hollow-point. I wonder what he meant by that." )Trump is saying: "When I meet with the students from Stoneman Douglas, I'm going to tell them how absolutely proud I am of them. . . . What a great job they're doing. . . . Outstanding! . . . They're what I mean by making America great again. . . . And I'll suggest they consider applying for concealed carry permits. . . . Just to show I'm on their side and understand where they're coming from, I'm going to pay for all of their application fees. . . . How's that?"
February 18, 2018
Laura ("I put my soul on hold over a decade ago" ) Ingraham is saying: "Listen, Kevin and LeBron, I'm the least racist person there ever was. . . . Bar none!. . . . Just because I said you should stop your clueless criticism of our president and get back to you shuckin' and jivin', you immediately pull out the race card. That's exactly what I would expect from a couple ignorant savages. . . . I haven't a racist bone in my body!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story with a healthy Fox clip:
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/02/laura-ingraham-plays-racial-victim-after
"When I said liberals should be deep fried, I was being nice." Please come CAPTION Laura Ingraham!!!
Laura ("I put my soul on hold over a decade ago" ) Ingraham is saying: "Listen, Kevin and LeBron, I'm the least racist person there ever was. . . . Bar none!. . . . Just because I said you should stop your clueless criticism of our president and get back to you shuckin' and jivin', you immediately pull out the race card. That's exactly what I would expect from a couple ignorant savages. . . . I haven't a racist bone in my body!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story with a healthy Fox clip:
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/02/laura-ingraham-plays-racial-victim-after
February 17, 2018
Jon ("My 'off-button' is stuck on jam" ) Scott: "Ethan, as everybody knows: guns don't kill people. . . . People with guns kill people without guns. . . . The difference is a difference of prepositions. . . . So it makes more sense to regulate prepositions. . . . See the logic?"
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Above CAPTION based on the link to the Fox clip at Crooks & Liars:
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/02/16/Fox-anchor-You-cant-legislate-guns-but-maybe-you-can-regulate-video-games/219407
"There'd be no gun violence if we were free to say Merry Christmas." Come CAPTION Fox's Jon Scott!
Jon ("My 'off-button' is stuck on jam" ) Scott: "Ethan, as everybody knows: guns don't kill people. . . . People with guns kill people without guns. . . . The difference is a difference of prepositions. . . . So it makes more sense to regulate prepositions. . . . See the logic?"
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Above CAPTION based on the link to the Fox clip at Crooks & Liars:
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/02/16/Fox-anchor-You-cant-legislate-guns-but-maybe-you-can-regulate-video-games/219407
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