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February 11, 2018
Judge ("My jockstrap is jumbo size!" ) Jeanine is saying: "Listen up all you liberal, know-nothing Democrats, coke snorters, and welfare queens: Obama is the reason for the sexual abuse allegations against Trump's top staffers and he's also responsible for the entire Russia witch-hunt, the indictments against Manafort and Flynn, and the kidnapping of Patty Hearst. . . . If you don't know these things, then you haven't been watching Fox!"
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Above CAPTION based on a Raw Story piece linked at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=10216281
"Obama soiled himself on the American flag. So help me God!" Come CAPTION Fox's Judge Jeanine!
Judge ("My jockstrap is jumbo size!" ) Jeanine is saying: "Listen up all you liberal, know-nothing Democrats, coke snorters, and welfare queens: Obama is the reason for the sexual abuse allegations against Trump's top staffers and he's also responsible for the entire Russia witch-hunt, the indictments against Manafort and Flynn, and the kidnapping of Patty Hearst. . . . If you don't know these things, then you haven't been watching Fox!"
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Above CAPTION based on a Raw Story piece linked at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=10216281
February 10, 2018
Omarosa ("Nobody understands me" ) Manigault-Newman is saying: "Not only was I haunted by tweets, but I had nightmares every night of being stalked by an orange comb-over the size of a mastodon."
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Above CAPTION based on Omarosa's appearance on Celebrity Big Brother as covered by CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/08/politics/omarosa-celebrity-big-brother-tweets/index.html
Housewives of Hell. . . . Please come CAPTION Omarosa!!!
Omarosa ("Nobody understands me" ) Manigault-Newman is saying: "Not only was I haunted by tweets, but I had nightmares every night of being stalked by an orange comb-over the size of a mastodon."
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Above CAPTION based on Omarosa's appearance on Celebrity Big Brother as covered by CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/08/politics/omarosa-celebrity-big-brother-tweets/index.html
February 5, 2018
Nigel ("Even my turds are white" ) Farage is saying: "I'll tell you guys something that everyone NEEDS to know: the Democrat plan for an influx of non-white immigrants is bad enough, but then they also want universal healthcare so that they procreate and thrive, and if that wasn't bad enough, they pass anti-hate crimes so regular citizens can't slow down the tide, as it were."
Only on Fox & Fiends! . . . Please come CAPTION Nigel Farage!!
Nigel ("Even my turds are white" ) Farage is saying: "I'll tell you guys something that everyone NEEDS to know: the Democrat plan for an influx of non-white immigrants is bad enough, but then they also want universal healthcare so that they procreate and thrive, and if that wasn't bad enough, they pass anti-hate crimes so regular citizens can't slow down the tide, as it were."
February 3, 2018
Anthony ("God's jest" ) Scaramucci just finished saying: "There's a reason that 'frum' rhymes with 'dumb.'"
David ("I hope you brought the lube" ) Frum is saying: "Yeah, they share most of the same sound, smart ass."
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Above CAPTION based on a tweeter exchange between these two bewildered creatures:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210183762
"Oh great, an asshole AND illiterate!" Come CAPTION David Frum as he somps The Mooch's pie hole!
Anthony ("God's jest" ) Scaramucci just finished saying: "There's a reason that 'frum' rhymes with 'dumb.'"
David ("I hope you brought the lube" ) Frum is saying: "Yeah, they share most of the same sound, smart ass."
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Above CAPTION based on a tweeter exchange between these two bewildered creatures:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210183762
January 31, 2018
Donald Trump is saying: "The rest of you guys, pay attention: . . . These two care enough to bring their own lube."
"I could run a line of hos! The very best hos!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
Donald Trump is saying: "The rest of you guys, pay attention: . . . These two care enough to bring their own lube."
January 27, 2018
Lou ("My father used to smack me in the face to show how much he loved me" ) Dobbs is saying: "We need to declare full out, take-no-prisoners, hang-em high war on the anti-American cabal that wants to destroy our country. . . . And I'm not being hyperbolic, swear to God"
Sh*tforBrains ("Churchill was a pansy" ) Gorka is saying: "We could get them eating their own entrails just by cranking up the electricity and the heat. . . . Remember, it's not torture if it's necessary to save our democracy, . . . and if it's nationally televised, of course."
Battle of the Glands!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Lou Dobbs and S*itforBrains Gorka!!!
Lou ("My father used to smack me in the face to show how much he loved me" ) Dobbs is saying: "We need to declare full out, take-no-prisoners, hang-em high war on the anti-American cabal that wants to destroy our country. . . . And I'm not being hyperbolic, swear to God"
Sh*tforBrains ("Churchill was a pansy" ) Gorka is saying: "We could get them eating their own entrails just by cranking up the electricity and the heat. . . . Remember, it's not torture if it's necessary to save our democracy, . . . and if it's nationally televised, of course."
January 20, 2018
Former Sheriff Joe ("Drop it, Numbnuts!" ) Arpaio is saying: "But the main reason I filed to have the contempt-of-court conviction cleared, Airy, is so I can run for Senate. Then I will be able to write stronger and better laws that we must all abide, everybody. . . . Surely that will make sense to the District Court."
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Above CAPTION based (loosely) on the following story at The Hill linked at DU (and, the "Airy" is on purpose):
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141966468
Zombie roadkill on a roll. Please come CAPTION Joe Arpaio!!!
Former Sheriff Joe ("Drop it, Numbnuts!" ) Arpaio is saying: "But the main reason I filed to have the contempt-of-court conviction cleared, Airy, is so I can run for Senate. Then I will be able to write stronger and better laws that we must all abide, everybody. . . . Surely that will make sense to the District Court."
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Above CAPTION based (loosely) on the following story at The Hill linked at DU (and, the "Airy" is on purpose):
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141966468
January 19, 2018
Tucker (puppy-face) Carlson is saying, "You're right, Mark, the liberals love to support illegal aliens even though they don't even belong in our country. . . . You can say what you want about Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, and KKK members, at least they are Americans, . . fellow countrymen, . . . like brothers."
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Above CAPTION based on the link/story at Media Matters (I didn't need to exaggerate much):
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/01/18/tucker-carlson-guest-defends-white-supremacists-and-claims-hispanics-arizona-represent-end-american/219106
"At least the Neo-Nazis are Americans!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Tucker Carlson!!!
Tucker (puppy-face) Carlson is saying, "You're right, Mark, the liberals love to support illegal aliens even though they don't even belong in our country. . . . You can say what you want about Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, and KKK members, at least they are Americans, . . fellow countrymen, . . . like brothers."
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Above CAPTION based on the link/story at Media Matters (I didn't need to exaggerate much):
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/01/18/tucker-carlson-guest-defends-white-supremacists-and-claims-hispanics-arizona-represent-end-american/219106
January 18, 2018
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Robert ("Hillary is trying to depopulate the planet" ) Paul Preston is saying: "I'd like to ask the caller just how it's treasonous to promote a great idea like splitting California in two. . . . Just because Russian bots are filing social media with the exact same message. . . . What can I say, when they have a good idea, they have a good idea."
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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters piece:
https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2018/01/17/fox-news-and-russian-state-media-are-promoting-conspiracy-theorists-california-secessionist-ploy/219089
"Let California be New Califonia!" . . . Please come CAPTION Robert Paul Preston!
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Robert ("Hillary is trying to depopulate the planet" ) Paul Preston is saying: "I'd like to ask the caller just how it's treasonous to promote a great idea like splitting California in two. . . . Just because Russian bots are filing social media with the exact same message. . . . What can I say, when they have a good idea, they have a good idea."
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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters piece:
https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2018/01/17/fox-news-and-russian-state-media-are-promoting-conspiracy-theorists-california-secessionist-ploy/219089
January 17, 2018
Donald Trump is thinking: "No one can say I'm obese now that the doctor claimed I gained an inch in height, . . . and it only cost me $175,000!"
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Above CAPTION based on the Girthers who believe that Trump's height was increased so that a(t his weight of 239 lbs.) he would be just above the obese classification::
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100210107994
"As round as I wanta be." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald T.!!!!
Donald Trump is thinking: "No one can say I'm obese now that the doctor claimed I gained an inch in height, . . . and it only cost me $175,000!"
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Above CAPTION based on the Girthers who believe that Trump's height was increased so that a(t his weight of 239 lbs.) he would be just above the obese classification::
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100210107994
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