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Member since: 2002
Number of posts: 19,123

About Me

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

"Calm down, Poopsie, I've got his." . . . .Please come CAPTION Vladimir Putin

Vladimir ("I'm really your best friend" ) Putin is saying: "Relax, Don, slow down. . . . They don't know squat and won't. Period. You just have to do what I say: First, fire Kelly and send me that book he keeps hiding from you. . . . I'll send you someone for a new Chief of Staff, someone you can trust. Second, go to Congress with that new map I gave you. . . Get Nunes to go with. . . . Then command NATO to turn its missiles around. . . . This is going to be great, you'll see."

What'll be my October surprise? . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Donald ("I smell rubber burning" ) Trump is thinking: "Let's see, a terrorist attack? Yeah, that would do it. I could have the CIA look the other way. Ten-thousand killed. . . . Wow. . . . Then we'd save America from the scourge of Democrat rule, which would spell our certain downfall. . . . After all, I have to put the needs of the country before my own."

"I didn't even know what sex was until I was 21." . . .Please come CAPTION Brett Kavanaugh!!!

Brett ("Just look at her!" ) Kavanaugh is saying: "Who are you going to believe? Me and my drunken friend, or a so-called professor of a pseudo-science? . . . With all due respect.

"Can you spell 'S-A-T-A-N'?" . . . Please come CAPTION Devin Nunes!!!

Devin("Never mind what I said before!" ) Nunes is saying: "Sorry, Chris, but I am not at liberty to tell you how I know what's in the redactions we are asking President Trump to declassify. . . . All I know is that it's a bombshell and will turn the entire Mueller inquiry upside down. . . . Just believe me. . . After all, when have I ever been wrong?"

Profiles in Crazy, III . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Donald (Somewhere over the Day-glo) Trump is saying: "If you people would only think about it for a second, you'd see why it's so crazy. . . . Listen, every time you ask me questions, you say I lie, right? . . . If you're so offended by lying, then why do you keep asking me questions? . . . That's mentally insane, don't you think?"

Profiles in Crazy II. . . . Please come CAPTION PresidenDented Trump!!

Donald ("Someone keeps whispering in my dreams" ) Trump is saying: ". . . and I'll tell you one thing more: no one has ever doubted my sanity, okay? . . . You can take that to the bank."

Profiles in Crazy. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Donald ("My hemorrhoids are the greatest!" ) Trump is saying: "This Anonymous fellow calls me unstable. . . Can you imagine? . . . Listen closely: when I catch nut, I'll show him 'unstable'. . . .All his relatives will be changing their last names. . . . His crimes will be tattooed on his forehead right down his face and over his chest. . . . He'll have to live with the animals on a hostile island of rabid snakes. . . . Could a crazy person talk like that?"

"If character is fate, I'm f*cked!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Donald (City mouse caught in a pumpkin) Trump is saying: "I'm not saying it's treason if you don't clap for me. . . . After all, that would only constitute one piece of evidence."


Above CAPTION based on a report I heard this morning about an individual behind Trump at the rally being removed from his seat. It was probably a side comment on Morning Joe or CBS, 6-7 a.m. EDT. It may have been a joke, but it was a ripe stimulus for a CAPTION.



Here's a DU Link to a clip of the man being asked to leave:


"Anonymous better watch his anonymous ass." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Donald (Treed by his own dogs) Trump is saying: "'Unhindged'? . . . Just how the hell am I 'unhinged'? . . . If I was any better hinged, I'd be swinging in the breeze. . . .Talk about sane! . . . That's me, the sanest person anyone has ever seen, man or woman. . . . No way I'm insane! . . . Do sane men talk this way? . . . And look, a Nike ad of all things right beneath!"

"My dearest regards." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Donald ("Death is no excuse" ) Trump is tweeting: "Let me show you all the respect you deserve, Senator McCain. I turn to you on leaving and say 'So long, sailor,' as has probably been said ten million times a million times over by prostitutes in every port city of the world. . . . I regard you as you deserve."
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