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About Me

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

No blacks in city limits after sundown. . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

Tucker ("Civil Rights for White Folk" ) Carlson is saying: "So they call me a white supremacist just because I think David Duke and Richard Spencer have gotten a raw deal and just because I point out the inconvenient fact that the most vile, heinous acts are committed by blacks and immigrants and other racial minorities who want to change our very way of life and destroy our country. . . . Besides, they're generally a rather ignorant and unattractive lot and have no morals beyond stuffing their gut and satisfying their rather enormous, bestial sexual appetite by raping white women. . . . How am I a white supremacist for pointing out the obvious?"


Above CAPTION based on this spud's continual alignment with White Supremacy as pointed out by Vox on a clip at DU:


Profiles in Crazy, XCVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Donald ("Why are all my dreams about dying rodents?" ) Trump is saying: "When they tell me about global warming, I just ask them 'Why do you think God invented air-conditioning?' . . . That shuts them right up. . . They just stand there and look at me funny."

Profiles in Crazy, XCVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Donald Trump is saying: "If I was a racist, don't you think The Republican Party would protest my words and actions? . . . But I have a 94% approval level among Republicans. . . . Therefore, I can't be a racist! . . . That's just common sense!"

Profiles in Crazy, XCV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen. I only say racist things, because that's what comes out of my mouth. . . Got it?"

"Iago was a whiny wanker." . . . Please come CAPTION Stephen Miller!!!

Stephen Miller is thinking: "Geez. What the hell do the protesters want? Right now immigration camps have more regulations supporting intimate rights than Auschwitz or any other camp of its kind. . . . All anyone wants is more, more, more."

"I don't even know HOW to ejaculate." . . . Please come CAPTION Alan Dershowitz!!!!

Alan ("Even when I'm wrong, I'm right!" ) Dershowitz is saying: "I've already said I was at Jeffrey Epstein's estate. . . . That's a matter of record. . . . But what's not on the record is that I don't like massages. . . . They make me so relaxed I feel like I've passed out and somebody else is in control of my body, and I have strange dreams about doing naughty things. . . . Besides, I only had a massage to make Jeffery feel good. . . . And, oh yes, I always kept my underwear on. . . . At least I meant to."


The above FICTIONAL CAPTION based on the following clip at DU:


Profiles in Crazy, XCIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "And furthermore, Chairman Kim, here, is a great American. Like one of our founding fathers, even, or greater. Like George Washington or that other guy. . . . Just so you know."

Yankee-Doodle-Dawdle . . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Donald J. Trump is saying: "I come to you on a very special day, it's called Independence Day, or as we fondly refer to it as 'The Fourth,' meaning 'The Fourth of July,' and it's about something more important than politics so I'll be non-partisan, but I can't help but notice that such a great crowd is an indication of how great our economy is doing, not to say it couldn't be better if the Democrat Party didn't hate American so much they try to make us fail, and if it wasn't for the crisis at our Border that the Democrats caused. . . . But it's really doing great, breaking records just like my electoral victory, and what I'm doing for America. . . . It's like the greatest ever, what we're doing for America, but now Crazy Nancy is dragging Mueller up to The Hill, and. . . ."


Above CAPTION based entirely on warranted speculation of the CAPTIONer this morning of July 4, 2019.

Profiles in Crazy, XCIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump and his butt-buddy!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Most people don't see the intelligent and civilized part of you, Kim. You're like a great artist and North Korea is your masterpiece, your Moaning Lisa or Trump Tower. . . . I have a hard time telling you how great you are and how much I respect and love you. And I'm here to tell you that the world needs you; . . . that I need you!"

Kim Jong Un is saying: "솔까말 노잼? (Eng. trans.: Why, you got somebody you want wacked?)."
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