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skip fox's Journal
July 1, 2021

"I can't figure out why the C.I.A. turned down my application." Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!

Tucker Carlson is saying: "It seems as though the F.B.I. was Biden's bitch all along."
June 30, 2021

"Clearly we need patriotic execution squads." . . . Please come CAPTION Pearson Sharp of OAN!!!!

Pearson ("Hitler didn't go far enough" ) Sharp is saying: "Mass executions should be the order of the day for the tens-of-thousands radical Democrats who overturned the election, in effect staging a treasonous, radical coop against our government."


Above CAPTION based on an OAN segment included with a story by Media Matters:


June 29, 2021

"I've got a big, beautiful surprise for Joe Biden" . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!

ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "And I've got a big, beautiful surprise for the president-pretender Joe Biden. . . . The first thing I'll do when I get back into the White House is to write a bill to charge him rent for using the White House for eight months and Air Force One for all his trips. We'll have to charge him interest as well, of course. . . . I mean, I just want to do what's fair!"
June 28, 2021

"I hate to say 'I told you so,' but . . ." Please come CAPTION Bill Barr!!!!

Bill (The man who put the double "r" in "corruption" ) Barr is saying, "It is clear now that Trump was an insane wanta-be dictator who would do anything, ANYTHING, to achieve his goals. . . . The real question is, why did so many go along with him? That's the real issue. . . . President Biden should appoint someone to the Justice Department to take a special look at the entire matter and since I know more than anyone else where to look . . ."
June 27, 2021

"And my questions have got questions!" . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

Tucker (frozen foods for a brazen fool) Carlson is saying: "So it seems General Milley has turned into General Twinkletoes before our very eyes! . . . I am telling you here and now that these military types are being brainwashed by left-wing "woke" propaganda. Soon they'll all be back in diapers gumming the remote while watching the 24-hour cartoon channel. . . . They wouldn't know a real man if they saw one!!!"
June 25, 2021

The aliens are real. Their spaceships are real. They are on a mission.

Obviously U.F.O.s are alien space ships carrying graduate students from this galaxy working on Master's theses and Ph.D. dissertations.

Master's students have the triangle ships while their Ph.D. counterparts have the tic-toc shaped ships

They started coming regularly in the 19th century, but really ramped up their studies when post-industrial societies with nuclear weapons appeared beginning in the late 1940s.

There are liberal arts students, folklore students, economic students, history-of-science students, etc., but the most active are the history and political science students who have hypotheses about the sustainability of post-industrial societies.

They don't contact us because that would pollute their experiments and their experiments may provide them the enlightenment to avoid what looks like will be our fate.

Understand now?

June 20, 2021

"Thanks for raising my kids." . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!

Doanld Trump just finished saying: "Happy Father's Day to everyone, even to the losers out there who know better than to have their kids' D.N.A. tested, if you know what I mean. . . . Anyway, have a good Father's Day."
June 19, 2021

Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!!

ex-PresiDented Trump is thinking: "How the hell am I supposed to hold rallies next month when I can stop pissing myself? . . . I've tried not drinking for hours but my mouth gets so dry I can barely speak. . . . I've tried Depends, even Super-Sized Flex-Fit, but it keeps leaking out the sides. . . . And catheters cause infections. . . . Wait, I know! I'll speak remotely from a swimming pool!!! . . . That would work, and maybe we be able to sell 'Stop the Steal' trunks and gear."
June 17, 2021

"It's crazy! These people are insane!" . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!

Tucker Carlson is saying: "Not only did the F.B.I plan and orchestrate the entire January 6th so-called 'insurrection,' some people even reported seeing the heavily disguised figures of Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Joe Biden in the mob. . . . And you just know they'll lie about it! . . . They'll say anything!!!"


Above CAPTION based on this spud's spewed garbage last night:

June 16, 2021

"Do they know no shame?". . . Please come CAPTION Mike Lindell!!!

Mike ("I also have a My Sippy Cup, and a MY Naughty Rooster, and a My Big Paddling, and a My . . ." ) is saying: "One of the commentators I heard said I was taking a nervous breakdown on tour, but I'll say this to him, 'I've never felt calmer in my entire life . . . except when I see someone cleaning his glasses, or hear a phone ring, or spot a small dog, or see a blue car, or hear the rattling of spoonsandknivesandforks which makes me wish there was a cliff right here to throw somebody off, or . . .'"

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

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