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March 12, 2021
Brian Kilmeade is saying: "Biden's speech last night was not simply unAmerican, it was anti-American. Most egregiously, he refused to give Donald Trump any credit for single-handedly creating two vaccines in record time. Instead, he constantly attacked Trump. . . . Can you imagine and American President who would denigrate and seek to undo all of his predecessor's policies? It's simply outrageous!"
"It's simply outrageous!" . . . Please come CAPTION F&F's Brian Kilmeade!!!
Brian Kilmeade is saying: "Biden's speech last night was not simply unAmerican, it was anti-American. Most egregiously, he refused to give Donald Trump any credit for single-handedly creating two vaccines in record time. Instead, he constantly attacked Trump. . . . Can you imagine and American President who would denigrate and seek to undo all of his predecessor's policies? It's simply outrageous!"
March 10, 2021
ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "Georgia's bogus possible racketeering charges, possible charges on bank and tax fraud, money laundering, and felonious misappropriation of campaign funds are all fake news. Give me a break! Like I would lie to stay in foocie and then enrich myself illegally. . . . But I'm not worried. I'm coming out swinging. I'm asking all my followers to donate everything they can to my new Make America Great Again Trump Defense Fund even if they have to take reverse mortgages or cash in life insurance policies, or raid their children's education funds. . . . We'll prove in court that I'm no crook!"
"Believe me, if I was lying, I'd tell you." . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!
ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "Georgia's bogus possible racketeering charges, possible charges on bank and tax fraud, money laundering, and felonious misappropriation of campaign funds are all fake news. Give me a break! Like I would lie to stay in foocie and then enrich myself illegally. . . . But I'm not worried. I'm coming out swinging. I'm asking all my followers to donate everything they can to my new Make America Great Again Trump Defense Fund even if they have to take reverse mortgages or cash in life insurance policies, or raid their children's education funds. . . . We'll prove in court that I'm no crook!"
March 7, 2021
Vladimir Putin is saying: "Is really very simple: my enemy's chaos is my peace."
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Above CAPTION based on the Wall Street Journal article that finds Russia is trying to undermine confidence in Western vaccines:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/russian-disinformation-campaign-aims-to-undermine-confidence-in-pfizer-other-covid-19-vaccines-u-s-officials-say-11615129200
"Don't you know how to take a jokeski?" . . . Please come CAPTION Vladimir Putin!!!
Vladimir Putin is saying: "Is really very simple: my enemy's chaos is my peace."
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Above CAPTION based on the Wall Street Journal article that finds Russia is trying to undermine confidence in Western vaccines:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/russian-disinformation-campaign-aims-to-undermine-confidence-in-pfizer-other-covid-19-vaccines-u-s-officials-say-11615129200
March 6, 2021
Mike ("I've got more feathers in my head than anyone!" ) Lindell is saying: "And the evidence I will soon be showing the Supreme Court will turn their little brains inside-out. They'll vote 100 to zero to not only reinstate Donald Trump to his lawful position, as President of the United States, but they'll give him a dozen more years in office. Then they'll round up all the Democrats, including those working for a voting machine company my lawyers won't let me name, and make them sign over their votes for the following three president elections. And then . . ."
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Above satirical CAPTION (which is satire, or course, in case this Sewer might go after me) is based on the following article in Raw Story:
https://www.rawstory.com/mypillows-mike-lindell/
Portrait: Pillow Brain: Dry-Drunk in Mind-Rut . . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Lindell!!!
Mike ("I've got more feathers in my head than anyone!" ) Lindell is saying: "And the evidence I will soon be showing the Supreme Court will turn their little brains inside-out. They'll vote 100 to zero to not only reinstate Donald Trump to his lawful position, as President of the United States, but they'll give him a dozen more years in office. Then they'll round up all the Democrats, including those working for a voting machine company my lawyers won't let me name, and make them sign over their votes for the following three president elections. And then . . ."
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Above satirical CAPTION (which is satire, or course, in case this Sewer might go after me) is based on the following article in Raw Story:
https://www.rawstory.com/mypillows-mike-lindell/
March 3, 2021
Tucker ("I'm worried I left my flame-thrower on at home" ) Carlson is saying: "And now these leftest so-called child protectors say they are worried about negative representations of minority groups in a series of children's books instead of really worrying about child molesters who can't think of anything but children to molest, and harm, and keep down in the basement, and things to do with them. . . . It's so disgusting I can barely think about it, and I don't think about it when I can help it, when it's not keeping me up nights, or polluting my dreams, or slapping me in the face midday when I least expect it, or playing inb the background almost all the time, and getting louder and louder and louder. . . . I'm telling you here and now: these people are twisted!"
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(All CAPTIONs at DU are satire in the spirit of SNL and Jonathan Swift.)
Whore of the Cultural Wars! . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!!
Tucker ("I'm worried I left my flame-thrower on at home" ) Carlson is saying: "And now these leftest so-called child protectors say they are worried about negative representations of minority groups in a series of children's books instead of really worrying about child molesters who can't think of anything but children to molest, and harm, and keep down in the basement, and things to do with them. . . . It's so disgusting I can barely think about it, and I don't think about it when I can help it, when it's not keeping me up nights, or polluting my dreams, or slapping me in the face midday when I least expect it, or playing inb the background almost all the time, and getting louder and louder and louder. . . . I'm telling you here and now: these people are twisted!"
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(All CAPTIONs at DU are satire in the spirit of SNL and Jonathan Swift.)
February 28, 2021
Trump's CPAC worshiper is saying: "Dear Mr. President, I bought your stakes, I went to your university, I sent tens of thousands to build the wall, and now I only have one request: With your magic wand, please, turn me into a frog so my creditors can't find me."
You're lucky that Moses isn't here. . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's CPAC worshiper!!!
Trump's CPAC worshiper is saying: "Dear Mr. President, I bought your stakes, I went to your university, I sent tens of thousands to build the wall, and now I only have one request: With your magic wand, please, turn me into a frog so my creditors can't find me."
February 25, 2021
ex-President ("I wrote my tax returns in invisible ink" ) Trump is saying: "Now the fake news is asking me if I'm trying to take over the Republican Party. . . . I am no more trying to take over the Republican Party than trying to take over my living room. . . . Hell, I OWN my living room!!!!"
Another trip to the time machine. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Preidented Trump next Sunday at CPAC!
ex-President ("I wrote my tax returns in invisible ink" ) Trump is saying: "Now the fake news is asking me if I'm trying to take over the Republican Party. . . . I am no more trying to take over the Republican Party than trying to take over my living room. . . . Hell, I OWN my living room!!!!"
February 21, 2021
Donald (Mulligan-Man) Trump is thinking: "I'm going to floor them at CPAC next Sunday! First, I'll detail all the claims of election fraud, just lay them straight out there pont-by-point. When they hear all of this, they and the entire American people will demand the election results indicate I won and they will collectively demand I immediately re-assume the presidency. And I'll finish by telling them we will show all the evidence for the claims in a few weeks time. No more than three, although I'll be busy presidenting by then, so . . . Hmmm. . . . This is going to work!"
Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!
Donald (Mulligan-Man) Trump is thinking: "I'm going to floor them at CPAC next Sunday! First, I'll detail all the claims of election fraud, just lay them straight out there pont-by-point. When they hear all of this, they and the entire American people will demand the election results indicate I won and they will collectively demand I immediately re-assume the presidency. And I'll finish by telling them we will show all the evidence for the claims in a few weeks time. No more than three, although I'll be busy presidenting by then, so . . . Hmmm. . . . This is going to work!"
February 18, 2021
Sean ("Mendacities make me feel right at home" ) Hannity is saying: "What's outrageous, Mr President, and I know you'll agree with me, is that no other cable or national news outlet is running tribute shows to Rush and his great legacy! . . . . Not one!!! . . . They are proving themselves, once again, to be not simply unAmerican, but anti-American!. . . . Surprise, surprise."
"The Pope should make him a saint right now, today!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!
Sean ("Mendacities make me feel right at home" ) Hannity is saying: "What's outrageous, Mr President, and I know you'll agree with me, is that no other cable or national news outlet is running tribute shows to Rush and his great legacy! . . . . Not one!!! . . . They are proving themselves, once again, to be not simply unAmerican, but anti-American!. . . . Surprise, surprise."
February 15, 2021
President Joe Biden is saying "Here's what he wrote, and I quote you:
'Old Sleepy-Eye,
I hope you choke on it, loser.
I'll be back.
Your Better,
President Donald J(ust your wait) Trump
P.s. You're just keeping my seat warm.'"
Trump left a letter in the Resolute Desk for President Biden. . . . Please CAPTION!!!
President Joe Biden is saying "Here's what he wrote, and I quote you:
'Old Sleepy-Eye,
I hope you choke on it, loser.
I'll be back.
Your Better,
President Donald J(ust your wait) Trump
P.s. You're just keeping my seat warm.'"
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