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March 3, 2022

"Biden is multiple times worse than Putin!" . . . Please come CAPTION Pete Hegseth!!!!

Pete Hegseth is saying: "You're right Harris, Biden and the Squad are carpet-bombing America with deadly liberal policies and debilitating wokeness. . . . By comparison, Ukrainians have a walk in the proverbial park . . . Biden and his cronies should be brought up on war crime charges at the Hague."

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Above CAPTION (which is satire) is based on the following story, with a healthy clip) at Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2022/03/hegseth-faulkner-biden-ukraine-wokeness

March 1, 2022

"He works in mysterious ways." . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!

Pat Roberson saying: "Putin is actually God's instrument. When he pushes the red button, that will all be part of God's plan! . . . We should be joyous, not fearful. . . . Why doesn't anybody see that but me?"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Daily Beast story with a healthy clip:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/pat-robertson-insists-putins-compelled-by-god-to-invade-ukraine-to-kick-off-end-times

February 7, 2022

"It was just some legitimate political discourse, right?" . . . Come CAPTION exPresidented Trump!!!!

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"Wait till they see you guys give the country at big bear hug!!!"

February 6, 2022

An OAN god recently visited earth. . . Please come CAPTION Pearson Sharp!!

Pearson ("When I was a kid, nobody would play with me." ) Sharp is saying: "Dr. Fauci and the Democrats designed the so-called vaccine specifically to kill people after stripping them of billions of dollars. . . . Sound crazy? You bet it does! . . . Here are the facts . . ."

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Above CAPTION based on the following item with a healthy clip at Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2022/02/oan-reporter-urges-liberals-get-vaccines

February 2, 2022

"All I want is equal justice!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("I buy Depends in bulk" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, in our system, justice is supposed to be equal, right? So explain to me why defendants on our side aren't able to prosecute the people trying to prosecute them? . . . Does that sound fair to you? . . . And if they charge me with bogus crimes, shouldn't I have the right to indict them?" . . . Give me a break!"

February 1, 2022

"Trump's right. I've been very bad!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!

Ted ("Only public spankings, please.) Cruz is saying: "Biden's plan to name a black woman to the Supreme Court is wore than insulting and could well be illegal. . . . It's like telling the American people there are no well qualified white males. This is probably treason as well since it gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. Now Putin and Xi can tell the Politburo and Chinese Communist Party that America is so racist that that they have to rig the Supreme Court to pretemd like we aren't. . . . I'm asking for a full-blown investigation!!!"

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).