I'm just saying...

Willard's surrogate Attack Team (R) flings some badass vicious poo. America knows that now, after having witnessed their ball-kicking attack on Teh Newt.

Listen now with your Third Ear, and you will detect the unmistakable sizzle of revenge making hot bubbles in the Gingrich brainpan.

Ptoooey. That is all.

According to today's report on the Huffington Post (and the forensic skills all Astute & Patritotic Americans)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/30/ron-paul-conspiracy-theory-cia-drug-traffickers_n_1176103.html?ref=politics&ref=politics

An older front page report on Bush LIHOP

The Patriot Pump will continue to gain in popularity (in the SpiralHawk living room).

Now -- apparently -- I am going to be POWERFUL AND BALANCED. Bwaaaa ha ha ha. Watch out for me.

What a joke. It's a strip of rubber band with an infernal clasp. It don't do doodley squat.

I googled this here iRenew sucker and -- apart from the paid sockpuppet spam raves all over kingdom come -- everyone else who got one of these rigs in their stocking rates it as Deluxe Crap.

Occupy the Dinner Table !

Now 12-3 - had to put up with some first half booing from their own fans. Meh. Dooshbags. I give the team not a Tebow (Hell no), but a Patriot Pump.

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