March 16, 2017

Cheetolini is NO Al Czervik...

Al Czervik was a compassionate, fun loving guy, who took perverse pleasure in sticking it to the stuck up asshole country club crowd. Al pretty much said aloud that he's NEVER be a member of that place. He wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he made his own money and knew that it could put him in the same circles with pricks that he despised.

Something that he reinforced every chance he had.

He didn't care that had no class, according to THEIR standards, he had money and he let his money do some loud talking, to the embarrassment of those who thought that money gave them respectability.

Trump, on the other hand, wanted to build his OWN Bushwood Country Club, where Al would rather bulldoze the place and build condos.

Some wingers out there have made the claim that Trump is their very own "Al." That's bullshit, of course. Al would pick Trump apart the second he saw him. He knew a stuck up bullshitter when he saw one.

March 15, 2017

Cheetolini is coming to Michigan today

Does anyone know how to fumigate an entire state?

March 15, 2017

Cheetolini is coming to Michigan today

He's going to be a bit miffed to discover that our state language is Russian.

March 15, 2017

Cheetolini is coming to Michigan today

Gotta make sure to count the silverware after he's gone.

March 14, 2017

Name the most likely winger hidey-holes...

When the angry mobs of people start to hunt after them with pitchforks and torches once Chump Care takes their health care away.

March 13, 2017

"Microwave ovens"

I can't wait to try that one on the next Trump voter I come across.

FDT.

March 5, 2017

Where's the FISA warrant, you unhinged, pumpkin spiced motherfucker?

If you can't produce one, resign NOW!

FDT.

March 3, 2017

My, my, my. More and more revelations about Cheetolini's Russian contacts

Makes one wonder when the GOPrs are ever going to get concerned. They all knew that it was only going to be a matter of time before it started coming out.

It's amazing to see them exercise their own powers of self-delusion. Truly amazing.

The empty smiles, the sad protestations that there's nothing wrong, the half-hearted declarations of support. If they're not drinking themselves to sleep by now, it's only going to be a matter of time.

If I were a Capitol Hill liquor store owner these days, I'd probably have a hard time staying stocked. The good stuff now, the cheaper stuff down the road.

Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

March 2, 2017

So, Beauregard went with the clueless hick act, as someone who doesn't know anything

Not good. He's a long term, smart, well connected political operator and yet, was putting on an act for show.

Only the willfully naive will be taken in by that nonsense. He's the USAG, for Gawd's sake. Not some clueless hayseed. How could he not know how this would pan out?

I'm sure that it played well for Ma and Pa GOPr though. P.T. Barnum would be proud.

I could almost hear the banjos.


FDT.

March 2, 2017

Cheetolini has "total confidence" in Beauregard...